Satchels of gold

^^^ agreed I always hate reunions. Andy never asks the right questions or gets to the bottom of anything. Thanks for reminding me about Yo's facial expressions. Wow she is a real bitch. No wonder she stayed the whole time she loved that LVP takedown like I love cake. Did someone once tell Yo she had no integrity? Is that the genesis of her obsession with it? When is her beat down season coming? Why does she beleive she is the co host each year? See, so many questions...

Brandi made two appearances , she had her chance to have her say and she did. She shouldn't have been included at the reunion.

I just want to point out that the when Yo said to Kyle " I'm glad you think my treatment is funny" it's not like Kyle laughed at her getting chemo therapy. That portable sauna is not a medical treatment , it is at best, a spa treatment. A true detoxifying treatment is called dialysis. Eta while LVP 's story lines may not be everyone's cup of tea it's sure beats "let's go to the luggage store and discuss our feelings"

The three funny things this season are IMO : 1. Bambi stealing the potato 2. Kyle spirit animal in Dubai 3. This post

I just need you to know I hear you, I see you. everyone behaved like I expected them to.

This week's New England journal of medicine has a study called Randomized Trial of Longer Term Therapy for Symptons Attributed to Lyme Disease. The results were that long term therapy yielded no better results then short term therapy. An interesting side note they screened 1200 people to participate but most were ineligible (n=281) because they were determined not to have Lyme by serologic findings or had a coexisting condition that could explain symptoms . Here is a copy of the post dated April 4

It was in last months New England Journal of medicine. I will see if I can find the post.

The Internet blew up because she said at the soul cycle event she hadn't been to the gym in three years, which judging from the picture isn't true. When you have to have footnotes on social media post explaining what you really meant, it's a problem.

Sorry I only take my medical advice from social media and/ or Jenny McCarthy . Now excuse me while I take my daughter to a measles party hosted by my home schooling co op.

Santa only fixes henna tattoos. He doesn't do imaging.

^ Jules was referring to when you go to the bathroom that first time ( breaking the seal) you then have to go all the time. I wonder if they showed her saying this as a foreshadowing of her eating disorder.

The author of the football slut article is a damn lunatic.

I took her remark about hosting a barbecue next season as a veiled " ha ha we all going to be friends again, aren't we?" Or perhaps I just read into things too much.

Just wanted to add that Andy did an AMA (ask my anything) on reddit last year that got thousands of questions. One of them was why did bravo stop the comments on the message boards. It had nothing to do with negative comments. He explained that Twitter and other social media replaced the need for message boards.

Dear Lord the entire real housewives franchise is a karma generating machine. If you critize someone for something it's only a matter of time before you exhibit that exact behavoir yourself.

I swear that the following statement is true and if anyone can tell me how to post from Hulu I will provide it for everyone . i just got Hulu and watched Yolanda's first reunion . First of all she was ridiculous and didn't listen to anyone and was already calling everyone non supportive but my ears were almost started bleeding over the interaction with her and Kim. She was lecturing Kim about not doing the damn cleanse and said to Kim " don't sign up for a reality show if you're not going to show up" . She also was not very kind about Kim's #invisibleillness. She was already talking about her Lyme and how she couldn't read, think or SPEAK ( oh if we were only so lucky). That being said I think her treatments have really taken a toll on her. Yo if you are reading this get your creatine checked I think your kidneys might be a problem. I'm really hoping that GIgi will be upset that Yolanda got started in this Twitter battle and perhaps talk to Yo about laying off the social media for awhile. And bravo to the brillant poster who posted that getting involved in a Twitter battle is pretty much the definition of an involved parent. And standing ovation for the poster who said if she was any more involved a restraining order would be needed.

I wasn't sure what thread to put this in so I will leave it here. This is a short 15 minute documentary about alternative medicine. Hope you all enjoy it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3566730/Yolanda-Hadid-slams-Rebecca-Romijn-Twitter-claimed-daughter-Gigi-Kendall-Jenner-not-true-supermodels.html so Yolanda is now in a Twitter fued with Rebecca Romjin over the super model status of GIgi and Kendell Jenner. Yo is insisting that they both got where they are through hard work and #noparentsinvolved i don't want to take anything away from GIgi , she is a beautiful girl who seems just lovely but Yo is truly delusional if she thinks GIgi clawed her way to the top. Hell, Gigi started modeling for their long time family friend who owns guess jeans at age 2. I don't think she was going out on modeling calls in her Barbie jeep. Oh and she also calls Gigi and Kendell children. Yes Yolanda Gigi is YOUR child but she's not A CHILD.

Oh Kim. Do you have to prove Lisar right? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3566116/Kim-Richards-headed-prison-failing-submit-paperwork-proving-attended-AA-classes-following-public-intoxication-case.html

^ ITA. after last season Eileen was probably sitting with Vinny saying " damn that was the easiest 800,000 dollars I ever made". Lol I don't think she's saying that now.

Oh my gosh I no longer have new name regret, I didn't even think of golden retrievers....thank you for pointing it out! I wanted to change my name and thought something housewife related would be funny. I was thinking ruh gay ( For Ramona fans) and decided on satchels of gold after Kelly Bensimone's psychotic break. I changed it and then realized that the initials were SAG. Being a woman of a certain age I immediately cringed. You made my day and I don't know how I didn't think of that. Please enjoy this photo of my two goldens sprinting across my lawn.

Well I certainly picked a fine time to announce I wouldn't be discussing Lyme anymore! But I guess no time would have been good this season, it's been all lyme, all the time. It's been so tedious. I'm ready for the end but I will miss the boards and seeing all the " regulars". The other RH boards just don't have the same vibe as this one.

Houswived out? I feel ya. I haven't watched Dallas yet because I'm not in the mood to meet new people, I Dont have the energy. Lol. You would think they were all coming to my house for dinner.

Oh girl, have you not seen scary island (RHoNY )? When Kelly has her breakdown, or breakthrough according to her , she randomly starts saying the oddest things one of which is " satchels of gold" . No one knows what it means but Kelly and possibly the invisible man she was talking to , who may, or may not, be Al Sharpton. Do yourself a favor and watch that episode!