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I look for MO's hubby to come back as Chance. Abby - maybe you should realize that someone is trying to tell you something....The baby thing can wait...get on an adoption list and maybe something will come up. Ask unca Billy where to buy a baby. Ronan - did he have a genetic liver problem. Otherwise he could come back and comfort Abby through the surrogacy thing and end up sleeping with her. fun Jack's sperm wouldn't be as yucky as Pricks as Jack isn't really her blood. This should be good - Dummer can't just keep the nuclear option. You know she's gona blurt it out to Jack and Lauren and then it's Sally And The Murderous Millionaire plus Cuckolding Kyle. Things could get exciting...Nah that might be good. This is the hospital where an especially manic Sharon changed DNA results by herself. You can't go into Lowes and change a blind order without three passwords and a red vest. So yeah It's just there are SO few men Abby isn't related to. If Mop want Nostrils back - just hire an escort and flash him around town, and before you can sing 'Call Me' Billy will be jumping into bed between you screaming "MY KIDS" As for Faith - rich people would have Long Since had detectives investigating "Miss Bad Influence" - Really she - Faith - would have a driver/bodyguard. Wana bet MBI had a dad (Maybe the embezler) fired by the Newmans.

When I was little (soaps were 15 minutes - I'm old) they would say "she lost her baby" and even my mom would use that phrase about friends. On day she found me crying and I told her "Why can't they FIND those babies?" I mean how do you even - just lay a baby down and walk away? Do they leave them on the roof of the car? Poor mom had to find a way to explain to my literal 5 yr old mind what they meant.

Maybe Legarski will do a Twin Peaks thing where the villan sat like a zombie for months until he stood and came after his slutty wife and her lover

Or MAYBE it was. Hummmm? Maybe the cops - some of them - are the ones that Rick said were his conection. Who better to transport young hookers to God-knows-where than cops. Don't know why I didn't think of that. He keeps almost killing her - in between sleeping with her. Yeah it's "mother!" and "Nahman" alright.

Don't forget the 'drove your car onto a frozen lake when you are 9 1/2 months pregnant

I'm sorry but the last thing I'd do with oddly shaped, huge lips would be coat them with what appears to be crisco or some sort of super high gloss. Some liner and a matte would look so much better.It gives her a fake Joan Crawford in the late 50's look. I think they were smaller back in the day - maybe she's useing a 'lip trainer' (There is such a thing) Whatever, it must damage her getting roles. Can't you see her in the Little House revival. Nah, her look-a-like more talented sister would get the role. Offer her a hundred grand? Heck, Syph would carry it for 500 K. Menopause isn't an issue I don't think.

Nah, that might be interesting. Abby should talk to Lily. She only had 2 eggs and still Mac wanted to keep the twins. The last thing you'd want is someone saying this is the only shot at a baby and they want to be a part of things. Maybe Mariah will ask Chance to be her second Baby-daddy, so the kids will all be related.

Those were Clones. I was just picturing Prick horning in to get his garn baby, I do know that they fertilize several eggs in case the first time doesn't take. A lot of Hollywood and reality types use surogates to have lots of babies - If Abby wants 10 kids she could. Watch....they will find out Chance's swimmers are duds now.

Kyle and Summer could sail to Catalina and only make it half way... Sharks gotta eat too

Twelve newborns or sacks of flour....Cheap props too Pringles cans???

Why do I think a hilarious story is Abby will freeze a dozen fertilized eggs and Prick will hire twelve surrogates to carry them in secret - Wow this could be a geat story - he thinks it will result in at least one baby BUT all twelve hatch and Abby's big house would be super full. She'd need her $$ to hire nannys. This could be a sicom. Her, arms crossed looking at Victor - OH DOD!! CBS monday nights. Full house with Kay's portrait cackling on the wall, Abby pouting and planing epic sleepovers. Bonus - Lots of Abbot/Chancellor babies to fill in the future fam R&J rivalry/teen pregnancy stories.

She'd fit in - she could be a high-fashion model like the Vulcan girl/baby napper. LOL ><>< If Pouty McPouterson really wants to have a baby or ten just hire a carefully vetted stranger. Don't use a friend who will constantly remind you/become a pest/try to keep the kid/ - Talk to LIly who will remind her how Mac tried to keep the Pixie twins (Lily's one and only shot at that) Abby has odles of money and odles of eggs. If she uses Mariah the baby will come out with red hair and Teriah will insist it was immaculate conception. Look at Tribble wanting Jonny-time. A nice wide hipped stranger who's done this before, is best if you can afford it. You could hire Kim K's. Or you could adopt like MO did in RL. Chelsea's just sitting there - Chance could shake hands with her and BOOM-baby.

DO you doubt it? All Mopster has to do is start screwing someone. Hell, hire some one. Billy will kick Lily out of bed before you can say "MY KIDS!"

Phyl trying to seduce Nick....Blackmail his sis all at the Gritty Pubic-hair Phyl "I need it I need it..." Repeateen again. Also acteen like a loon. Chip should shut up and Phyl sould make like Princess Elsa and let it go. Wanna bet Mop somehow leaks the elevator story to the press so Connor goes batshit. will blame Billy - Billy will go batshit - Chelsea will recover But pretend to be paralized, probably with Cloho's help. Billy and Kyle in dress shoes and suits wandering around in a blizzard. This could end happily with Kyle pops and Billy ice sculpture or eaten by a bear

Do we think that Nick and Prick & Vic would be OK with Unca Billy revenge screwing someones daughter to get even with them. He came on heavy to Summer - and she like an immature infatuated dork slept with him - after which he rolled off and told her he just did it to get even with her mom. Nasty. And I can't stand Dummer.

They won't - but Adam should call a reporter and dredge up the wedding vid of Billy and Chels where he taped himself publicly humiliating her - how he left (illegally) a small child dressed in black, with an unleashed puppy, in a car on a dark country road. He could have many FACTS about illegal company stuff and all of Bills many horrors and email copies to Jonny and Katie(Newman) He isn't completely sane and the show should use this - If Adam left forever Billy would have no reason to live - So Bye Adam She should start banging someone - Billy would be in the middle screeching "My kids!" It's a Vinylissa fakeropticus Or she was a fan and realized that was her daughter that died I trust MCE to do a hardcore story like this like I trust JT doing a mental illness story

That might be good - Not Adam but I could see Faith's new bestie or Chelsea.

so is MCE DOA?

so while Adam glooms at Sharon and Rays wedding - Chels is trying to gasp at 911 - I had a feeling she wouldn't make it to her New Years day surgery. I mean Nate would have had to one-hand it. surprised the wedding went off - BUT if Chels is in a coma or a casket - Adam will need Mrs. Rosales to give him comfort and sexual healing. I liked Tessa's little song. Amanda's birth mom and half sis are fairly well known soapy actors. Amanda's mom - get into town and get Jack away from Red jr. Heck, I'd rather see Amanda with him. at least she's 'mat-chew-ah' and not some flibity ninny.

have Kelly turn up after a Loooooong stint in a Nervish Hospital with amnesia from Jack clocking her head. Is she a different person? Does she remember turning Delia into roadkill? Does she want to kill/marry Jack? Does she want to kill Victor. Will Jack forgive her torturing him? (Yeah, it;s Jack)

Amanda's birth mom and half sis are fairly well known soapy actors. Amanda's mom - get into town and get Jack away from Red jr. Heck, I'd rather see Amanda with him. at least she's 'mat-chew-ah' and not some flibity ninny.

Adam was right tho.... Billy spiraled when Adam was 'dead'. He didn't have anyone to blame for Delia except himself.

This Billy/Lily thing is kinda deep in a wrong way. They have 0 chem and are already boring. Adam asked what Billy would do without him? Well, he went freakin' nuts...stole money.... ruined a couple companies....played hopscotch with Delia....drank himself into suicide attempt So yeah Bill - hating Adam make it OK that YOU got Delia killed.

silver fox This would be my last ideal episode. Jack+Nikki - they are tying the knot - Victor strides in - "STOP!" He then grabs Jack and gives him a soul kiss, fade to credits. a little something for all the "Why don't they just kiss and get it over with" folks

Billy has legs like chopsticks. wow. all this needs is Kyle of the blinding white chest