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I must really be tuning out. I don't recall any of this! LOL!! Thanks for the recap.

DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYUUUUMMM!!! THIS!!! Fist pump to you PhilMarlowe2 for the find!

That was VERY disappointing! I do not have high hopes for this episode. False advertising of a 20 min first look too. Gloves are off Bravo - I'm not your bitch! Ok maybe just a little. ;)

How did I miss that awesome smack down?!? I need to turn on closed captioning! That's almost better than the 'gloves are off' move. Tamra was probably just trying to save face on TV and saw the backlash still happened so why not continue with her 'true' self. Heffa! No sorry that should be....CHUCKY!!!

These chicks need to get out more. There is nothing 'hot' about that 'painter' unless you like fake looking things. Oh wait...

Brooks was at the reunion!!! Vicki's hesitation then eventual answer solves some thoughts on if they are together or not, but still leaves open some doubt if they are. Hmm http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/season-9/videos/brooks-joins-the-reunion?cid=related_sfv_OCT13_A These ladies wouldn't stand a chance against Joan!!! Their implants and faces would burst from the truth she'd deliver! RIP Queen of Snark.

You guys ROCK!!!! I LOL at this for good long while!!!! Oh that resemblance - I would go into hiding or use it to my advantage in some way. Bwahahahaa

I tried finding the quote posted earlier, but watching the reunion again and Heather says the comment about if people don't like you it's easy to be annoyed by them or something when Andy asked about people's opinion of her attitude. So does she realize she pretty much put it out there that it didn't matter what Shannon did it would bother her?! Work on your answers better there - your script is showing. I'd want a refund on all those fillers and Botox if I were Tamra and saw how scary it made me look. She can't even write a blog properly to not put a clear lie that can be disputed in two seconds. Must be the alcohol huh Tams? I agree with others, there has to be something bigger going on for all this chest pumping from her. Oh and Heather's toast about appreciating others strengths and forgiving weaknesses - sure lets see how long that last with her. Oh wait already seen it. I used to like her too. Can't hide your colours (I'm getting fancy like the Doobrows) for long.

It just clicked to me who Tamra looks like during her vile screaming and looks. CHUCKY!!!! If I knew how to post a pic, I would. He may be that one more kid she's been longing for. LOL!!!

The Mighty Peanut - LMAO!!! DEAD!!! (Thanks for a hearty laugh this morning!) It makes me so giddy happy Heather is getting some level of tsk tsk back at her. It clearly is what gets her goat! Miss Terry's too! The missing scenes better not disappoint either.

I think I understand Shannon's process in pointing that out to Heather because each time she had already apologized Heather would bring it up again and again not really accepting her apology. Yet, Heather expected Shannon to just take her apology and be done with it. I'd have a hard time not calling out someone like Heather in that instance.

I thought Vicki said that about the corner backing? That would make the riff with them more interesting. Vicki looked like she has had it with Tamra. She shut right up when Vicki told her never say 'fuck you' to me again. Tamra almost said it too! Ugh such a cow. I bet the missing scenes will be better than this whole episode. Heather started defending Tamra when she was comforting Lizzie, but I couldn't make out what she said. Anyone catch it? Edited to add that it was Vicki who said Tamra backs people in a corner. I see jealousy that Vicks had a better season than the Queen (in her own mind). LOL! Oh and where has Tamra ever shown she's a forgiving person?

Well now I'm really wondering why I can't get a date?!?! I got at least '3 heads of hair' on my head and it's long. Now I'm really going to have a complex!!! Even Tamra got a man! Granted she may not be keeping him but still. I knew this show was no good for my mental state! LOL!!! Edited to add: sarcasm intent. Except the Tamra part.

YES!!!! I LOVED this and must find a way to use this as often as possible!! Cracked me up!!

This is cracking me up! Perfect description of Tamra!!

I was just about to post the same thing then saw this! I think it was the same dress. Tamra looked a little washed out in that pink. Then again she has no soul so she's already colorless.

Also hiding the "x" that marks the spot for herself. ;)

The boobs!!! Poor things looked uncomfortable! I didn't mind the color on Vicki but no no to the design. YES!!! I knew it looked off! Not as shiny smooth as her hair normally is either.

I think Terry should yell at whoever did his facelift! Ouch! Heather and Terry trying to redeem themselves- sorry not working. Own your snottiness. I love how Heather think a her apologizing once is enough, yet not enough when Shannon did that more than once because Heather wouldn't let things go. Terry is going to pop that vein for her this year. Shannon was letting Heather sink herself - love it! It can't be said enough - Shut up Tamra! Don't see Eddie sitting by you. Such a shit-stirriner. She said David is a flirt about 20 times with a smirk each time because she knew it was bugging Shannon.

Was the thing never done before of Beyonce's performance that she did her whole album? I'm a fan but confused on what the big difference was going to be. That was basically a concert and probably the best part of the whole show. Blue was adorable. Usher was good as well.

OMG!!! It won!!! Wow!

I just noticed Aviva tried to make another big splash announcing Andy sees the same doctor. LOL! Aviva that doesn't make your issues less crazy or anymore legit. I'd almost make a bet if the inhaler will make an appearance for dramatic pause!

Ramona - you did not throw a sponge dear. If the plastic was as hard as tumbler plastic as Heather and Kristen said - that does not equal plastic. Stop trying to minimize! I loved Kristen telling Aviva to 'shut the fuck up' at the end of their back/forth of the kid scene. LOL!!! The Ramona missing memo 65 years ago!!! I cracked up!!! Get it together Andy! Who knew LuAnn was jealous of Sonja because she's on the show!?! Last I checked LuAnn was ON the show! Comedy!

Hi All you fab snarky people! Long time lurker on TWOP, first time posting ever! So glad to see many familiar names! First - Love LuAnn!!! She was hilarious tonight! Second - On WWHL I couldn't tell was Romana wearing a wedding ring? I don't think she was and she immediately shut down talk about Mario. I think that was mostly her reason for sitting that way most if the show - she kept hiding her left hand here and there. Here's hoping there's some karma coming her way on the reunion!