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It’s like Bell doesn’t realize numerous viewers want Thomas to get his comeuppance or have a firm grasp on satisfying television.

Well, at least the rapey, obsessed, child abusing nitwit put on a shirt to hector his son for doing the right thing and sponge off his drug dealer host. Credit to Thomas for keeping it classy, I guess. I hope Bell isn’t going to attempt to gloss over Chesty’s abhorrent behavior with ‘roid rage, a psychotic break, or childhood trauma from watching that maneater Brooke steal his perfect fambly from his frequently dead mother. Those may be reasons, but they aren’t excuses. i also don’t have a problem with people discussing custody of Douglas. It’s going to be necessary sooner rather than later. Now, it’s probably a little presumptuous of Hope to assume she and Liam should raise him, and I hope the grandmothers in New York are considered an option.

A nervous breakdown should be good enough, but soaps always seem to go to the DID well for cheap shock value. Billy’s original personality is as flat as his butt cheeks, and apparently his alter is a gaslighting dick? No thanks.

I’m sure Billy’s DID will be handled with the same grace and sensitivity as Sharon’s bipolar disorder. You know, I take that back. It will probably be handled with more sensitivity because Sharon is just a silly wimmins.

That was utterly terrible storytelling, giving Luca and Marissa an unseen, plot point child that no one gave two fucks about, including the characters. Oh, and there was a truly amateur love scene between Noah and Marissa that was as sexy as a sandpaper dildo. Good times, good times...

Like, did he literally say this? Because I cannot anymore with this nonsense from the Marone morons. It’s not what happened, for one, and also, get the hell over it. Really enjoy Justin in lawyer mode.

Hot diggity damn! Am I the only getting a thrill up my leg thinking about a Luca-Summer-Theo triangle? Those dudes will be spraying smarm all over GC like two randy skunks. Bring it on!

The only person who seems to be in actual denial about Thomas is his father, and Ridge should know better considering what Thomas did to Caroline. The Logan sisters appear to be well aware of what a loon Thomas is; they just won’t let Flo and Shauna use him to justify their cowardice. Flo was 50k richer well before Psycho ever found out.

Thomas getting thrown off a cliff? Yes, please. I’m sure it will be a cheap trick, as others have said, to bring him back as an amnesiac and redeem his sorry ass, but man, I need a break from his obsessed, child-menacing, rapey bullshit.

Hopefully Mia is home cuddling their little Rosales buttbiscuit.

I went to the Juicy Secret restaurant and ordered a filet mignon. Chef Griffith served me shaved shit on a shingle instead. Dude, come on.

Maybe Thomas isn’t Douglas’s father. Perhaps Thomas decided to have a paternity test run in New York, found out he was raising his little brother, and simmering with rage, killed Caroline. He keeps Douglas out of spite but treats him like garbage, using him to manipulate a broken woman who wants nothing to do with his crazy ass. Ridge has one decent child. Help. I’ve caught Brad Bell Syndrome.

She’s got her dad, but yeah, it would be nice if Steffy or anyone on this show had friends. The rest of her immediate family is batcrap crazy. Of course, a decent friend or family member would be gently guiding Steffy toward accepting the truth. The show also should have mentioned Phoebe I long before they did and featured scenes of Steffy giving a damn about her dead twin. Instead it feels like Bell decided he wanted to do this toxic baby switch, so all of a sudden Kelly just had to have a sister close to her age. Ridiculously transparent.

Steffy’s feelings are perfectly valid and she definitely needs time to process what’s happened. I simply don’t care because she’s such a flaming asshole. I hope there’s not a custody battle, because I will turn this shit off lightning fast. The adoption isn’t valid and Hope’s marriage to a psycho isn’t valid. The end. ”You can be her mother, in a way.” Dear god. Fuck off, Steffy.

Hope and Thomas never had sex, so her getting pregnant would be quite a shocking twist!

Who could know that buying a newborn for a quarter of a million dollars off an OB/GYN who you’ve been bleating to about needing a kid for your daughter to adopt is fishy? Seems perfectly normal to me.

What is... the last thing a woman sees before the trunk closes?

Well, I’d like to see whatever happened to Caroline in New York investigated. The blood clot story gets more suspicious by the day. If Bill turns out to be Kelly’s father, it will give him and Liam some amazing scenes to play. Well, it should, but I know who is writing this show. At least Bill would be front and center on the show again. I don’t want this to drive Bill and Brooke together, but I’d like to see him kicking some ass and taking some names on his sons’ behalf, not to mention Justin’s. Honestly, I just think Bill with a daughter might be kinda funny.

It’s really not.

Douglas is my fucking hero. I agree that Steffy is a victim too, and it’s especially horrific that her own brother would do this to her. I just can’t muster a lot of tears for her baby buying butt. To be fair, I never liked her, but it must be awful to be betrayed by your big brother just so he could (try to) get laid. I think I’d be okay with Steffy getting custody of Douglas. Not that he could replace Phoebe for her, but she does seem to love him and know how to interact appropriately with a child. Also, have I mentioned Fuck Thomas? I think if Thomas had successfully roofied and raped Hope, this show would have lost the rest of its viewers. I can’t imagine how he treated Caroline, and I’m starting to inch closer to the “he killed her” bandwagon. Wyatt was always my favorite and he really pissed me off when he dumped Sally. Hopefully he won’t forgive Flo, because, yeah, helping to sell a baby like a piece of furniture is pretty fucking unforgivable. Sally needs to make him eat ALL the crow.

Your recaps are so good, Countrygirl. I really appreciate them. Also good? The kid who plays Douglas. He’s talented beyond his years. i tuned in yesterday after a loooonnnggg hiatus because I knew this shit story was coming to a merciful end. However, I had to turn the channel every single time Thomas came on my screen. The sight of him makes my skin want to crawl away, and, well, I’m rather attached to it. MA must be the DeNiro of slimeballs, because Thomas, especially without his shirt on, genuinely repulses me. I really, really hope the rapey slug gets his just desserts. I will gain a microgram of respect for Steffy if she tears her brother a new and painful asshole. After all, Thomas victimized her too, though I don’t have a lot of sympathy to spare for her.

Cane must have consumed a lot of cow patties in his day because his shit eating grin game is on point.

Boy, Daniel Goddard can brown nose with the best of them. My story for Cane would probably involve the Abbotts discovering their legacy as vampire hunters, Tracy using her novel to get close to Cane, and then Abby staking him during a book signing at Society. Jack and Kyle would perform the proper rituals in Chancellor park to ensure Cane’s pasty corpse never rises again. The ashes would be preserved in a bronzed cow flop. The vampire hunting legacy is abruptly dropped and never spoken of again as life moves on in Genoa City.

Yeah, that’s way too much Chelsea for my blood.

Poor Phyllis. One of the most important aspects of making and keeping friends is not being an asshole. Of course, being an asshole is not a blanket deterrent to having a relationship, as Cane endlessly proves. Your asshole game has to be next level, eight dimensional, all-time elite to end up like Phyllis. I don’t understand why Billy wasn’t at Kyle’s partay. It’s not like Celeste is unfamiliar with having a buttbiscuit in the family. Arturo did cheat on his partner with his older brother’s horrid wife and had a pretty bodacious set of nostrils. Talk about your classic buttbiscuit and a great conversation starter for Celeste and Jack. Missed opportunities, yo.