Such A Flirt

So long, Michelle Pfeiffer; that's who Charlene reminded me of. But we still have Helena Bonham-Carter, i.e. Ileana. Next elimination has to be Red, since it's 7 to 9. What are they going to do if it gets too unbalanced?

I still call him Smurf.

It wasn't great, but it was enjoyable because Gleeson seemed to be having so much fun!

I do! I hope he will be gone soon, but those douchey types seem to be kept around for the drama. Didn't care for the ageism, as usual. And making fun of the guy with the sleep apnea machine? Uh, he needs that to stay alive! Not cool.

I had no idea who that dude was, and I can't stand rap - so yeah. The only thing I enjoyed was Jon Hamm. And I guess the new cute guy is the next Aristotle. I did like the self-awareness in the opening sketch, though.

That duet with James Taylor was lovely.

I think it's between Christian and Dara. I'm just not feeling Michael. I was very surprised that Emily got eliminated, and that Shanika lasted as long as she did.

Yes; he was standing next to Amanda. Ouch!

So glad Stephen is back. And I miss Jon but I really like Louis.

Really surprised by the Derrick elimination; it seriously looked like he was set up to win. You know he's going to be angry at Amanda for the rest of his life. Now it looks like it will be between Christian and Emily.

Very sad about Eva; she was my favorite. And Ivy really bugged me at first, but she has totally grown on me and I now find her adorable. And so talented! She probably won't win, but at least she will have put on one hell of a show.

A Vandyke flashback - yay! I had been waiting for that all season, seriously. Thanks, show! Everything else was crap, though.

Pointless, irritating episode - except for Samar. I miss her; she was my favorite. Why does Aram feel guilty about Lizzie? Just let her go already, darn it!

Now I can't get that pizza song out of my head. That was insane (in a good way).

Aram Is An Idiot, Part # 312. Why did he confess to his douchebag ex-buddy? Couldn't the dude sue the hell out of him? And he just blindly trusted him with the third-party review. And how come everyone seems to have a copy of this super-special program, all of a sudden? And why would Mr. Kaplan want Liz dead? All she ever did was to protect her, unless I'm misremembering things.

Seriously! And Ressler acting like she was the love of his life - WTF?!?

Pretty obvious from the start that Pyet was the winner. Reuel had some unpleasant traits, and Mariah only seemed to care about the money.

Not looking forward to Walking Dead Liz. Jeebus, seriously, just let her go! I want some Vandyke flashbacks. They keep mentioning his name, so it's only fair! And the Park actress seems to be getting worse and worse. I LOL'ed when she ate the caviar.

"Justified" is absolutely awesome.

Spader has dirt on someone. There is no other plausible explanation! Aram is indeed an idiot.

Surprise, surprise, the exact 3 we had predicted are in the finale - one from each team. I thought the salmon plate looked gross. And I don't understand the deal with the gold.

Is Tricia a pyromaniac or something? Bloody hell. Glad she's finally gone. Nyesha's stunt was so stupid and careless. There is no need for that fake drama.

The "OMG, Gordon is SO hot! God-like biceps!" was beyond embarrassing. And I don't mean for Angie.

Anyone but Tricia! 6 figures doing what? She's so annoying. Pretty sure Angie and Courtney won't win because they're older. Probably going to be Pyet vs. Reuel in the end.

No way. She always looks like she's about to collapse into a puddle of tears. I'm thinking Pyet. She's also getting a lot of attention.