Such A Flirt

Yeah, how are they going to deal with that? Did they already have some episodes in the can?

How did Jill get to Bonnie? Wasn't her phone in the car?

Yeah: Luca. Said he was too busy.

Yeah, Becky was on MC Canada (the season before last). I think she was 19.

I didn't even care who won. Nice that it's someone over 40, for once - but that's all. Dorian only won because of her sob story, always bringing up her dead mom and being way too emotional over every fricking thing. Her food was nowhere near sophisticated enough. Nick was all style and not much substance. Eww, that book display was nasty - and so wasteful. I'm glad (and surprised) they didn't reward that. And Sarah looked and sounded sedated all season - but she looked really angry at losing. I think they figured she wouldn't be able to train at their restaurants with those young kids. .

Isn't that what got Leslie eliminated?

Dorian won't win. Has there ever been a winner over 40? It's between Sarah and Nick, and they are both pretty underwhelming. And I agree that Nick's string should have been a straight ticket home. But they clearly wanted Noah gone.

Noah should have gone home. I love how he's always bragging about being such a grill & meat expert, and yet tonight he couldn't cook a bloody steak. And yeah, Gordon was at the pass, so he was the one who sent out the overcooked duck. Such fake drama.

Does this mean Gordon didn't follow through with his offer to help Micah?

They did have the family members help at least once on MC Canada. Actually, if I remember correctly, the family members did all the cooking while the contestants coached them.

I know he's ridiculous with his showing off, but I still love to watch Gordon cook. I wanted to taste that chicken pot pie SO badly! Noah's dish did indeed look like crap. And, at long last: bye, fake plastic Bri!

Not surprised but sad to see Jamie go. He seems like a really great guy. Can't believe Barbie is still around. Squish squish, sweetie darling!

I thought for sure Sarah was going home for her crime scene dish, or maybe Shari - but then I remembered that no one was getting eliminated. Urgh. Calling BS on Nick winning with that whatever it was thrown into a bowl with a blender for decoration. Jamie should have been in the Top 3. Noah cracks me up, but not for the right reasons. And I won't even say what Subha's test tubes reminded me of. P.S. Dino! Damn, I miss him so much.

Jamie won't win, he's too low-profile. And Shari is too low-confidence. Sarah and Nick - nope. So Dorian vs. Micah seems right, with Noah being the wild card.

How come Bri was wearing different outfits in pretty much each one of her talking heads? Was it to showcase her Malibu Barbie wardrobe?

What the hell?!? If this keeps up, the finale will be Subha vs. Bri.

This was twice in a row that Barbie should have been sent home - so I am calling BS too. Her cake was way worse than Renee's.

Did I really see Renee wiping her nose? Thought for sure Barbie did a lot worse than Sam, but I guess Sam was too boring and they wanted to keep Barbie around.

I had the same problem at times, and I'm not on Comcast. Yeah, what the heck was that about making love to the risotto?!? Even Aaron and Joe were like, WTF?!?

Yum, garbage pasta!

Wow. Methinks Noah's head bands are too tight.

I think he said amazing - but I had the same reaction! What the heck was Septic Burger going on about being a gorilla in the jungle, or whatever the eff? Keturah's dish looked like dog food. She clearly had no idea what she was doing there.

So Joe is a musician now? Septic Burger didn't look like he was anywhere near death. And there is no way the producers would risk that liability. And I guess we'll be stuck with Subha forever.

Italian dude and his gang were straight out of The Sopranos.

I call BS on Cryssi getting eliminated. The judges didn't even say WHY they picked Josh over her! Just because he nailed the sphere? They said everything else was perfect in her case, while they said negative things about Josh's cake.