Oldernowiser

Someone remind me...where did RFP play soccer and at what level? ETA: NM, looked it up. Since he played apparently not very well and not very long, that’s not where the money’s coming from... https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/counting-on-realistically-how-much-could-jeremy-vuolo-have-made-playing-soccer.html/

She’s got the forward-bend-shoulders-hunched thing going on to hide her post-baby belly and she’s wearing a sweater that’s two sizes too big for her. And her face is still round. No disrespect to new mothers at all...it should be perfectly okay, and admired, even, that women who have just had a baby look like they’ve just had a baby. It’s kinda bullshit how much women who supposedly “bounce back” immediately are lauded as the standard. RFP, how about you forget about the stupid hats for a few weeks and just focus on helping Jinger?

Okay, I am spamming the thread, but this comes under the category of “WTF things that occur to you when you can’t sleep at 3 a.m.” There is NO WAY Shari Huntsberger takes that public humiliation from Emily at the DAR event lying down. I’ve known these wives and they’re every bit as competitive and vicious socially as their husbands are in business. Emily insulted Shari’s kid, her husband, and her background...but worst of all, she implied she was fat. It would be sooo “game on”....Shari would use her money to drive Emily right out of the DAR. AND she’d make sure Logan never saw Rory again. Having her just take it did not track with reality one bit.

Dogs almost always make everything better!

I’d pay money to have someone ask Jill on camera to define communism.

“Profit” can be a pretty ambiguous term. Here it might be defined as anything left over after the cost of goods sold, shipping, sales tax and a six-figure salary for the founders, also known as a net loss that can be written off until the IRS notices. #TeamGrumpySkeptic

Seriously, have they paid any attention AT ALL to who this poser really is?

Okay, I am Severely Evil, but I am laughing myself sick over this poor deluded soul. Wait until she finds out their grand plan to save the world through Jesus is three cheap baseball hats, a beanie and a candle. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But of course...

Nope, it sucks scissors. Sincerely yours, Queen of the Haterz

Oh, yes. Curves and hills galore. Glad you could stay home!

When I read Jill’s preening, self-congratulatory, haughty and judgmental version of being super-religious, I remember a great bumper sticker I saw years ago... ”Jesus is coming and is he PISSED.” If he is, he’s going to have a surprise or two for Ms. Jill.

Ha, @Westiepeach, even I know Mayfield Road! My sister lives about a mile north from there!

This. It’ll be the SEVERE FLU. Or the SEVERE pneumonia. Not Covid, never covid, because Jesus.

Ahem. Jill, don’t you EVER EVER EVER involve Jim Halpert in any of your hate- and ignorance-filled propaganda again, because I WILL hunt you down and I can out-bitch you six ways.

Christ that’s terrifying. Her Valium connection?

“Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” I love that movie.

It’s a calling.

“Jordyn and I loved our time together on this special trip, and we had so much fun playing with Felicity while her mommy and daddy were busy getting Covid.” FIFY, Michelle. Also, Prop thinks you’re full of it and she is an expert at this point.

Dear God. These people really need to get a hobby. Or take up drinking.

Still shocked they didn’t name her Hope. Brand fail.

When one’s peak goal in life is to share a holiday with Sex Pest, one really, really needs to re-evaluate, well, pretty much everything.

@ginger90, I looked it up and your daughter may have a case for child endangerment...all the more so because they crossed state lines to do it. I believe it’s a felony. Assholes.

May I just say that, while I am a fan of Madeleine Albright and in fact shared a hallway with her briefly a couple of decades ago (and she is TINY...I’m a head taller than she is and it’s not like anyone’s waiting breathlessly for my WNBA debut) and she did a pretty decent job, acting-wise... WTAF? I thought shoehorning Norman Mailer into GG was borderline pitiful and shark-jumpy, but this was ridiculous.

They’ll move out of the Master Babymaking Suite when hell freezes over. Cede it to Josh and Anna? Over the patriarch’s cold dead body and that’s only if Michelle is too stoned on mood meds to notice.