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He got the save, but WHAT has made Devin Williams so snakebit about the ninth inning? Also Carlos Rodon is very sweaty. And I hate that I love him. Also also the shiny batting helmets some Angels wore and the Angels font on their jerseys were delightful.

I know Yankees announcers isn’t something that many of you concern yourselves with (weird, I know) but does anyone know why Ryan Ruoco hadn’t been used when Michael is off? I miss him.

I’m not a gambler, but I am curious about something. They announced an in-game parlay early in the Yankee game and I think the pitcher did meet his part, but what if he hadn’t before the game went into a rain delay, since he wouldn’t be pitching again after waiting nearly two hours? Is that just “sucks to be you, pitcher should have thrown more strikes before it started raining”, or do you get your money back for circumstances out of your control?

The Yanks/Dodgers series next weekend is also going to be Apple-FOX-ESPN. Guess I have to wait a week to cancel the Apple subscription I have only used for baseball.

Colorado won eight times, they are capable. This weekend is going to be nerve wracking and all I can hear in the back of my brain is Admiral Ackbar.

It was amusing to watch all of the Yankees at the dugout rail jump over when Jaisson Dominguez hit the walk off … except for Paul Goldschmidt, who turned around and sedately went up the dugout stairs. Old bones don’t always bend the way we want them to!

The S.W.A.T. I will miss has Hicks, Hondo, Deacon, Tan, Luka, Chris, even stupid Street, and my beloved Jessica. This season totally phoned it in and it didn’t help when semi-regulars like Rocker was off flying helicopters for the LAFD and Nichelle was running a medical clinic in Pittsburgh.

Teams have had several years to stop the tush push and they haven’t, so … Shocked about Jim Irsay’s passing. He was quite a character.

The interleague talk was a separate thought. Yes I am talking about how godawful noisy Yankees home games have become. It’s super irritating on the teevee.

They play some sort of noise or song after every single pitch in every inning. I can’t even imagine what it must sound like if you are there.

Interleague play blows. I once complained about how fucking loud it is during Angels home games (that I hear like three times a season every other year but still) and the Yankee Stadium Manager said “hold my obnoxiously noisy beer”. After every pitch? Really? *Every* pitch?

Lisa and Raveena also put makeup on their mannequins and Priya didn’t do a thing. And I’m never going to get over that Lisa and Raveena made hair and Priya’s was not noticeably hair in any way. Guess the chocolate orange saved her since the judges complained about the texture of the other two cakes.

Priya’s cake was ugly as fuck! Lisa’s wasn’t hair but that mossy bucket was? Raveena’s cake was even better and I would have actually given her the win.

Nancy did look cute as Marie Antoinette. But that sailing ship hairstyle is oceans harder than the other two. That was not equitable on the part of the producers at all.

Supervising producer for WorldRace Productions. Jonathan and Ana’s media tour is sure going to be something.

It’s so rare that I’ve liked the winners the whole time. If those brothers had been better at finding a string …

“There’s a crab!” No, Jack, Jonathan is over there on the shore.

Drug running. Don’t forget drug running, Phil.

Ana’s manic cheeriness is off-putting. It’s clear why she has to be that way, but it’s too much.

“Georgie and Mandy’s First Marriage” ALWAYS runs over for some reason. Jonathan CANNOT be rewarded for his supreme assholery. He just can’t.

Trevor Bauer was rightfully roasted when his whiny baby ass complained about that. I don’t know if this means that Lantern and I need to duel behind the stables, but ESPN has declared that Mets-Yankees is one of baseball’s hottest rivalries but I don’t see it?

I was hoping the title of the episode would be “Idol NO”. Mitch. The fuck are you going on about? Was something preventing you from playing the game until Final Six?

My husband’s letter to me would be - “almost out of Mountain Dew, you gonna be back soon? The cat misses you, hope you bring home the mil. Aces.”

We had our beautiful cat Mookie Wilson until last June, and now we have Cooperstown, and how is it that *both* of them feel that Wednesday nights between eight and nine is the absolute best time to want to play?

And Justin just said “no one is covering first!” and I hyperventilated and started to cry.