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Gangsta Reiki. She’s the 11th member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Do it! Post it, tag Scheana, and we’ll all find you and comment that we LOOOOOOOVVVVEEEE biakbiak and how AMMMMAAAAAZING it is that you can mount a TV so quickly!

I doubt there’s another show where we’ve spent as much time watching people iron as we do on this one. LOL Rob. Turn your phone off and “be present” in Mexico... and absent from me... ETA AGAIN with the landspeed record for hanging a TV? I’m beginning to think that’s all she’s got...

She must have figured that being YoYo’s quote-on-quote* “friend” gave her special privileges. Otherwise how is she even in the same stratosphere as... let’s look at Wikipedia... Even the people on that (partial!) list that make you go “WHO?” have actual hits... * :)

I love the picture of the cast with HerMan and... Warren G. She’s so gangsta.*

Luann has no right to look as fresh faced as she does, leaving rehab like that! OK being silly, but sheesh, she looks great, mugshot notwithstanding. Going by the preview, I think this season will be good. It helps that there haven’t been any shifts in HWs from last season to this one. The shift I would want—dumping Bethenny—ain’t gonna happen. And I see the Dorinda/Sonja feud is still going. I don’t always mind Testy Yelly Dorinda, but at this point I wish she’d lay off Sonja; it’s pointless to argue with her. Maybe I’ll change my opinion once the season starts.

You would make such a bad Real Housewife! ;)

Maybe Kyle’s psychic knows whether or not heaven’s switchboard is sensitive enough to leave a message on the answering machine if you’re “indisposed”? How about Spanish princes? Wonder how they are as writers.

You know, now that I think about it, I’m remembering that someone did perform Reiki on me. I was getting a “regular” massage and she did it during the service without me asking for it. I did notice something kind of strange—a weird energy, enough to be “felt” differently from the rest of the massage—and she mentioned at the end that she’d done it. She meant well and meant for it to be positive, but that part did make me uncomfortable and it didn’t work any magic on me, no pun/whatever intended. So it does seem to really be a thing—but it’s not for me. Probably also depends on the practitioner. MMV.

I 100% buy that mindfulness meditation techniques can be helpful to Jax. But he also needs someone—a professional—who will get him to own his BS, not someone like Kelsey who affirms it, cuddles it, and wraps it in a big fuzzy chunky sweater.

Feel free to roll your eyes at this statement from the Daily Mail article; I’ll be over here grimacing at the Daily Mail’s apparent lack of a copy editor or even a decent writer...

Mikey and Kelsey the Reiki Master on VPR fulfill the same role: paid staff whose main job is to blow smoke up the behind of the person paying the bills. Marvin? He was a friend of mine. He could sing a song, his heart in every line. Jackie—what’s he doing now? Seems like yesterday when we were working out. I did think they were on the night ship... ETA or maybe they were on the night shoe along with Prince Enrico Jane.

Why would he miss his chance to hang out with Marilyn Monroe and a real-live (reincarnated) Spanish prince? Besides, George Harrison and Roy Orbison were busy playing pool with James Dean.

I love the green tea/lemonade combo as well. Clever name. Agreed with the rest as well. Saying she went on Twitter was really showing her hand. And she knows Kyle well enough to tell her what Big Kathy “had to say” about Kyle’s shows. She preys on Kyle, too.

Just looked up the Girl Cult festival. EJ didn’t even make the poster. Like, you know how even the most random bands are listed in 2-point type at the bottom of the Coachella poster? EJ didn’t even rank that, on this random festival poster.

That got me, too! Made me feel positively pubescent! ;)

Erika Jayne’s new single: I believe that women are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the c—-iness they possess inside...

Arnold at the 19th hole! ;)

I love an Arnold Palmer!

I live for these sequences that make it apparent just how long people talk. Dorit got the fade n’ continue plus a Camille TH for good measure ;)

I’ve been racking my brain to figure out who Savenia looked like; she reminds me of Vanessa Bayer from SNL. Anyway, they seem like nice kids. It’s almost quaint that they actually were exactly who they said they were, and that she felt bad that her photos were photoshopped.

Watching again and the Kelsey part just pisses me off, again. The way she dangles off him and indulges his funhouse mirror sense of self makes me twitchy. And he bought her croissants. CROISSANTS. When did he buy Brittany ANYTHING? If you have a boyfriend and you treat him like a prince & he’s a douchebag to you but buys croissants for another woman and talks about how she’s the highlight of his week, and he wants her to call him by his “real name” HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE WITH YOU. Period, end of story. Said douchebags (like Jax) usually try to get you to break up with them. But no. Figure out how to force their hands. Don’t make it easy.

Which was shadier: the visor, or the side-eye LVP was throwing Brittany as she described all the great things she was doing for Jax? LOL

He’s Mixmactor S!

Jax and this social media job. Can Jax even write? I don’t mean “is he literate” (...) but is he clever? Interesting? Timely?