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Sister! I have nice skinny legs and still wear leggings and skinny jeans and I'm 69 years old. I don't want to fight.

Shit, is it time for Ashley & Manuel to make up and HAVE SEX??? It seems like sex is the only thing these two have in common. Marriages have been made with less. But.... Ashley just either wants people to think she's a little more deep than the love of the D OR she's actually this person: The DICK is everything, always and forever.

Aww... they are SO CUTE!!

With you Gobi! What's missing? A flying squirrel? A big fat huge old mama?

Yes; she's REALLY that stupid!

Yep, season finale next week. I'm so glad. Are we gonna get to see the new nose or what? It's been fun AND funny, fellow snarkers! Have a great weekend, peeps!

Way to go Chance. You broke everybody's heart. What a dingleberry.

HOW did Chance get an Escalade? He traded in the truck with her daughter's RIMS?? WHUT??

Mike's Mom just wants to be 100% sure this MANHATTAN BARBIE is actually HIS? Who's betting Mom & the daughter get the thumbs down to move to Las Vegas from Boob Sling?

And she's already smarter than her parents, even at 1 hour old.

MANHATTAN BARBIE???????????????

"Our relationship is solid".... Suurree, Sarah! Boob Sling's MIL is just obsessed with that paternity test, isn't she? I wonder why?

Why couldn't Shawn & Sarah RENT AN APARTMENT??? LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE??

Melissa's gonna be a joy to live with once Louie gets her home!

But by Gawd, Sarah got herself some new boobs and a "MOMMY MAKEOVER", so if they have to live in a half-burned out house, at least she'll LOOK GOOD!!! What else IS there in life?

Shawn is moving that dang hot tub out of the living room BY HIMSELF!!! They're moving out of the Air BnB??

Good Gravy. Now Melissa & Louie are taking a pregnancy test the DAY before the nose job? They both are just as dumb as a box of hair.

Lort. I hate to even say this but the traveling with CREMAINS in the U.S. has to be told to the airline BEFORE getting on the plane. Don't ask me how I know this, but it's the truth. Not sure about dragging cremains across the ocean but it's probably still the same. Here's another little nugget. When you receive cremains from the funeral home, they'll ask you: Do you want our fancy marble cremain holder? Or a less fancy plastic box or just the cardboard box they come in back from the crematorium? My experience was to get the PLASTIC box because we knew they'd be flying home. Still, when we got that plastic box, it was DUSTY. Seriously.

No. It doesn't matter whether a person is a color or not, if they refer to themselves as a physician as opposed to NOT a physician; they are fraudulently representing themselves.

Welp, I remember my first trip to the beach and I was 4! Galveston,Texas. And here I am, 65 years later, and I STILL LOVE GALVESTON! I think someone upthread really hit the nail on the head by saying "SUCK IT UP AMY" when she's got some bigass case of SOMETHING (depression, post-partum, etc.) The girl needs some meds and professional help. STAT! I DID enjoy seeing Tammy's reaction at seeing the beautiful beach and enjoying herself. Glad she doesn't need the oxygen anymore.

It's obvious to me that AM can't read a room for shit. Everyone seems to be getting along and enjoying the tapas, but here we go with the "Crystal situation". Jeebus.

Glam, of course.

Now they're in some fancy house in Pensacola. I can't believe they're vacationing like rich people! Those TLC checks ARE good for something, after all. Amy: Girl, you're a moron. We all know it. You should have taken a courage pill and flown to Pensacola instead of driving. At some point, these people bore me.

Well thank you sweet tap dancing baby Jeebus. We FINALLY got the real story (sorta) of the famous black eye. Good Gravy, that took forever. After seeing all their shenanigans while on the trip, I think they're all lucky that the MOST that happened was a black eye. Mysterious but not really. I don't know why this shit is still surrounding this show. I thought when Teresa & Joe Guidice went to prison, Bravo would vet these Howives a little better. WRONG! Interesting that they were all up Monica's ass about her trolling them but they weren't all that bothered by Jen Shah's complete and total FRAUD against little OLD PEOPLE. Self absorbed much? Not sure Monica OR her Mom need to come back. Maybe just let them go on Big Brother or Naked & Afraid? Swamp People? Somewhere else would be good.

Ari & Bini... Ugh. She's just STUCK being the little Princess of the Family and she gets BUTT HURT when she's not having the ring kissed. Think it's interesting she's still talking to her ex (whatshisface). I wonder if he thanks God nightly for getting him away from her! Oy! Dodged a bullet, bud. Janice is a total enabler to the Little Princess. I wonder what the rest of the "kids" think of her just taking, and taking AND TAKING from the parents?? I feel sorry for the baby. He's got a TON of crap to work through. Poor kid.