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Cigarette smoking Dorit as 'bad girl Sandy from the end of Grease' if my favorite Dorit so far.

Vice aired an episode of Dark Side of Reality TV on ANTM.

Wow- bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

We literally saw video of her telling Ubah. Feel free to hate on Brynn, but do it for the right reason.

I offer Kyle as a tribute.

Is 'going to the zoo' a euphemism for watching gay porn?

I watched it early this morning. I'm assuming most people who are watching have read the books, but I'll also hold off until others have had a chance to watch.

Not that it actually matters who wins the main challenge, it didn't seem fair to give the win in a pie challenge to the person who did a graham cracker crust/uncooked pie over the person who baked a pie with a flaky crust and custard.

I'm over the pearl clutching about the fact that apparently, some of these women talk about the other women when they're not around! Egads- on a housewives show? Someone please get me my smelling salts while I recline on my fainting couch. Putting aside the fact that Todd is acting like he doesn't realize what he and his wife signed up for- he scares me. Also, from a quick google-search, they are wealthy but not $5.4 million jewelry wealthy. Bronwyn is too much. She does not have to like Heather or invite her on the trip, but it is offensive to invite Mary knowing full well that her grandpa/husband won't go on the trip, but not invite Heather because she's single (her original pretense for why she wouldn't invite Heather). As for the phone call- let's not pretend for a second that production wasn't in Lisa's ear telling her to check on Heather. Weren't Lisa and Meredith sitting out by the pool before everyone else arrived at the pool? How were they avoiding the others if they were already out there? Justin is even thirstier than Whitney, and I barely noticed Lisa's boobs- I was too busy staring at Todd's droopy ones.

Watched the first two episodes over the weekend. I remember seeing people on Instagram a few years ago dressed in white and wearing turbans. I thought it was ridiculous at the time, but now realize just how gross/inappropriate it is/was.

Can we put Karen Huger and Mary Crosby in a room together with a locked door and hidden cameras?

I am so sad that there is only one episode left. The acting in the scenes with Elena and Antonio in the last couple of episodes has been some of the most compelling in the series.

He's so messy and thirsty, he's even made his way over to Potomac.

It is no act, and it's not just this season.

I am here for Karen being called out on her krap. She is the worst, and with this kast/Wendy on the show, that is saying a lot. She redefines narcissistic, but would only read the word if there was an award or a 5-wick candle with her face on it. The audacity of viewing herself as the victim when she endangers the lives of others while driving drunk. She belongs in jail. If she kan't handle sharing a toilet with Giselle, she probably wouldn't much like to facilities in prison.