woodscommaelle

Your mouth is going to move a little when you're saying 'pruuuuune.' ?

"You still doing Weight Watchers?" "I gained weight." Lol! Me too, brother.

Joe reminds me of a John Cusack character. Lloyd Dobler, maybe.

Annalise is living some kind of Degrassi Jr High bullshit life. It's so strange to me. She's like an after school special, if that makes any sense.

He looks broken.

Girlfriend had a case of the vapors last night. Josiah looks Amish.

"This is the one that I'm to marry." Weird way to phrase that.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Why are we still watching? ? Luis ♥️! He's a good looking guy. Their youngest is adorable. Her reaction to her own sneeze? Lol. She was so happy. Wow. Wifey is beautiful, too. (No idea her name).

Daphne laughing in the middle of her 'my family travelled the country to support my brother's Pokémon tournament' endeared me to her. I'm a fan based solely on that laugh.

Don't give them any ideas. Michael will be a certified cobbler (probably not a thing) in a week!

Really? That's cool. They just don't seem all cuddly and fuzzy to me. Was Kelli wearing the same pink dress in the previews as Savannah this episode?

"And it was the world in which you were raised." Yeesh, Kelli. That tone was nasty.

Whoa. Catch 22 right here. "They're like puppies..." said no one ever about stingrays. Tara is way better dancing than being a model. Tasha giving posing tips was totally 'woodscommaelle' teaching the Bend and Snap. Again with the paper name tags? They couldn't come up with a better way to display their names in the entire past year?

I could probably cut my Cymbalta dosage (antidepressant) in half if I could spend an hour a day with Rachel. She's just so bright and positive and filled with love.

When they're knocking shit over during this comp, it reminds me of the scene in Wet Hot American Summer when Janeane Garafalo and 'I think' David Hyde Pierce run into the nurse's office destroying everything when they're looking for the lost campers. So over-the-top ridiculousness.

Did one of the photographers call Kelli (???) 'love buckets?"

"I was an 11 pound baby." ?? Alexis is unbelievably pretty. Same with Lacey.

LOL!! Tough crew here. ?? Oops. @RosieRose221 beat me to it.

His reaction to Jordan's outfit made me laugh.

I ♥️ Nysha. Her commentary is great. Ok. Kevin's commentary is pretty awesome, too. "You're too much fun." lol Jordan is cute. She lights him up. ?? Ack! Love language. The Duggars and Bachelor in Paradise have collided. Edit: he's not THAT cute. 'Shut the fuck up.' Ew.

I noticed this too. Her conversation with John David in the kitchen seemed like they were an old, married couple. All I hope is that she's happy.

I feel like he constantly has a 'flicker of unabashed glee.' There's something so charming about him.

Little Life on the Prairie? Come the fuck on, TLC. Kendra got her mom's laugh.

"Do you know Lauren's love language?" ??

I'm not judging, just observing: that doctor does not look healthy. Lauren is a little bit creepy. <--- that's me judging ?