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I love tuxies. They’re never underdressed.

🎵Bilal has a man-gina!🎵

I can’t believe Little People Big World is still on. They’re all awful. What is there left to talk about?

This guy has got to be a virgin.

I hope this lady has a friend or a relative in the U.S. that she can call and pick her up because this man…I can’t even remember his name…broke down dusty Montell Jordan is a real asshole. This would be a first date I would walk out on in the first five minutes. Unfortunately, she’s stuck in another country.

This house also looks staged. I’ll bet it’s for sale. This guy is such a loser.

Sassy best friend who keeps it real to interrogate fiancé. This is on our Bingo cards, right?

And he is the loudest one too. Yikes.

A thousand times this. And for the amount of research the “old” reporters were portrayed as having done for another reporter’s story, they should have had a shared byline. Large organizations like I’m assuming NY Mag is, usually have their own research department and researchers should also be credited at the end of the article. Most other reporters, regardless of age, are trying to chase down sources for their own stories and trying to get copy to their editors before deadline. Nobody has time to go around panty shopping for another reporter’s story. Get real.

Damn it Kenya. I always said I wanted “As” played at my home going service. Now all my mourners will think I got it from this show. Ah well. It was nice seeing all the people who made Black-ish possible in the last scene. I spotted Marsai’s parents and Miles’ father too. I couldn’t help but think of Deon. He is really struggling after his mother’s death. Speaking of Deon, I really wish more of the awards had been spread amongst the rest of the cast besides Anthony and Tracee. They’re all so talented. I’m sad to see the show end, but I’m looking forward to see what the future holds for all these talented folks.

I can not be the only one who thought these were suppositories. Wait…are they suppositories?

OCD is a crippling disorder. Howie Mandel talks about how painful it is. This douche is one of those people who think saying they have OCD is a cute humble brag to show off how neat they are. Just say you’re neat and be done with it.

This house looks like a realtor staged house.

Oh! The other surgically altered Ukrainian blonde was Caesar’s (edible panties) girl. That season seems like a lifetime ago.

Same. I purposely follow French-speaking politicians just to see if I can understand what they’ve written (not you, Le Pen) and I can pretty much keep up. Speaking is another story. If Macron wants me to bring him over on a 90 Day visa, I’m going to need a translator app. He speaks English though, so we’re good.

His English is great for someone who just began learning. I can’t even keep my Duolingo streak going.

Some of these tattoos are just random scratches across his chest. He paid someone to do that?

I would love to see this girl’s pre-surgery face.

Simone Biles is probably shorter than Steph Curry’s kids, but this Subway commercial makes them appear to be the same height.

“I love Black guyssth.” Great, another fetishist.

What does Bill do for a living? The tight, cheap Steve Harvey jackets give off prosperity pastor, Herbalife salesman, realtor or all three.

TLC is doing a “very special episode?” I find that hilarious. Who was the second surgically altered blonde? I only recognized Yara.

😂This was the intro for every Real World cast member from 92-99.

Ugh. He’s Fat Sisquo. I’m going to hate this kid.

We’d tell you, but we can’t remember any of their names. Also, some of us are drunk.