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charmed1

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  1. Mahmoud and Oussama move to the U.S. and live with Mohammed in his 18 wheeler and eat cheesecake on the lanai. The spin-off I didn’t know I needed.
  2. They’ve been showing her commercial all day during my Golden Girls marathon.
  3. Ha! A mentor. Basically, this guy is not an ex. Just a guy who was couch surfing at her place for a few months and paid rent with his penis.
  4. TLC thinks they’re being subtle with all the phallic vegetable shopping.
  5. Anthony Mahmoud Hall thinks grocery shopping is “hanging out.”
  6. Dad is relieved he didn’t get the gun holster bible pocketbook he was expecting.
  7. LOL at the thought of the Amish neighbors using Jill’s phone to report her to the authorities.
  8. That party was entirely comprised of children who have no idea who you are, Dinyell. No one cares.
  9. I’m going to guess that she falls asleep on the job. With a pressure washer in hand. Hilarity ensues.
  10. I have the same top as the frumpy blonde except I wear it as a bathing suit cover up. I guess that makes me a slut person.
  11. I can’t watch the Tell Nothing. I won’t watch it. It hasn’t been interesting since the day of Dinyell & the terrible, horrible, no good smell. I always feel like Grangela is going to bust through the set at any second like Kool-Aid man.
  12. The man just had a stroke. Please spare him this conversation.
  13. Who is this orange woman with the chalk pink matte lipstick? Is that the new matchmaker? She’s invited to the wedding?
  14. Don’t parents normally attend the rehearsal dinner? And where are Aniko and Mateo?
  15. Oh my god. The friend with the mile long cleavage again. Wear a bra. You’re no heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune.
  16. Michael Bins looks like a character in a crappy 80s video game that nobody picks because he’s got the weakest powers. Like he shoots bobby pins out of his mohawk or something.
  17. What is this? Why is she wearing a wedding dress for the wedding rehearsal?
  18. Yeah, Kris’ bank story sounds fake. My bank turned off my card because I forgot to tell them I was in another country. I just called them and they turned it back on. That was more than 20 years ago. I’m sure it’s even easier than that, now.
  19. Well technically, he says no woman would want to see his legs, and I feel comfortable speaking for all women in saying he is absolutely right.
  20. Dutch Paint Boy is acting just like me at the dog park. “Sorry, he’s really a sweetheart!”
  21. Dinyell, Jr. wants him to be jealous so badly. I wonder which PA she’s going to hire to play the part of her jealous ex. Big Ed? Coltee? Sojaboy?
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