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  1. charmed1
    I think I saw the beard move. Is the beard the cat?
  2. charmed1
    Walk in the park!
  3. charmed1
    Mom confirmed there is a cat. Where? Why do I always miss the pounder pets? Are they not signing the release forms?
  4. charmed1
    He really expects that little boy to move that tub o’ crap?
  5. charmed1
    The best! I swear by it and they’re always out of it at Ulta. And Donna Karen Cashmere Mist deodorant.
  6. charmed1
    No worries. Our featured poundticipant hasn’t seen his own mother in six years. Pull up a recliner to our table and have a trough of spaghetti soup.
  7. charmed1
    He’s never going to let go of that beard. I’m sure he thinks it hides his chins. Ironic considering the shaved head only revealed the pack of hot dogs on the back of his neck.
  8. charmed1
    How is the camera man positioning himself for these fupa shot angles?
  9. charmed1
    I read it in about a week. I believe in you.
  10. charmed1
    All the clothes I was looking forward to being able to wear when I became a teenager in 1990. And then the nineties had second thoughts.
  11. charmed1
    Our standards are very low, but his pants fit, he’s mobile, no lymphedema, no ass wings. Did I miss any of his positives?
  12. charmed1
    How about get off your phone and help the driver watch the road, Pig Pen?
  13. charmed1
    No minivan to Houston?
  14. charmed1
    Goddamn! The serving bowl is HIS bowl? How do you eat a whole trough of spaghetti?
  15. charmed1
    I thought this episode started at 9! I’ve been cheating on Dr. Now with Chris Matthews. I’m so upset. I had shrimp risotto for dinner, with a blackberry bubly so I hope there’s still room for me in Room 5.
  16. charmed1
    But this one looks like General Zod. He’s different!
  17. charmed1
    Shrimp is an aphrodisiac?
  18. charmed1
    Florian has the posture of Dr. Now and the thighs of Mr. Peanut. Dude, just go drive an Uber. Work for Thumbtack. Modeling ain’t it.
  19. charmed1
    My friend’s students do this even after she tells them they’re not meant to be necklaces.
  20. charmed1
    Is Florian buying shirts in the boys section? That’s the only reason I can think of someone so skeletal having a shirt that tight.
  21. charmed1
    The Slatons are all functionally illiterate, so it tracks.
  22. charmed1
    Muscle relaxers put me to sleep and make me dizzy when I wake up. Given to a knife-wielding, narcoleptic, sleep-fighter? Should be totally fine.
  23. charmed1
    If Jenny Jr. wants to be a maid with a master’s degree, get a cat. My cat couldn’t care less about my degrees. His food better be ready and that poop better be scooped or there will be serious consequences. He’s a boss bitch.
  24. charmed1
    Seriously. We 👏want 👏 Oussama 👏.
  25. charmed1
    I am ashamed to admit I watched the first couple of seasons. I’m a better person now.
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