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  1. charmed1
    I don’t think Jenny, Jr. has much dating experience. She sounds like a 15-year-old.
  2. charmed1
    Hmm…Star Jones is an attorney.
  3. charmed1
    The extra tight zoom in on that big, flat, wide ass. The camera crew must hate her and us.
  4. charmed1
    Is that the dog’s name? If so, count me in for that too.
  5. charmed1
    Kris could star in a Kimbally biopic.
  6. charmed1
    I thought the neck brace was a hospital maxi-pad. They’re really that huge.
  7. charmed1
    “Don’t you walk away from me young man!”
  8. charmed1
    I’m curious about the “relationship wounds” as well. Could it be one of her sisters or maybe an in-law on David’s side? That prayer list reads like a grift list and I’m going to assume the relationship wounds are a result. I seem to remember Timcel hanging out at the Ladies Retreat before.
  9. charmed1
    The gown and bonnet make him look like a very disgruntled lunch lady. Are we really doing surgery with only 10 minutes left?
  10. charmed1
    “Hot enough to fry an egg? Hot enough to fry a dog’s brain.” Let Daisy Mae out of the truck you shit head. That’s the nicest rental I think we’ve ever seen in this series.
  11. charmed1
    I would watch a hundred more Magic Mike previews if I never have to hear that Kardashian woman on my television again. I purposely avoid anything associated with those chicks. Just the sound of her voice makes me ill. Like that lady who was allergic to Mary Hart’s voice.
  12. charmed1
    I can’t believe this guy had two women who gave him the time of day. He’s not charming like Gino or Syreeta. He has a stank attitude and the personality of cardboard. What could possibly be the appeal?
  13. charmed1
    He threw a hissy fit because Dr. Now scolded him for gaining 25 pounds.
  14. charmed1
    “Do whatever you gotta do.” He’s not your mechanic, you asshole. I love how Dr. Now just stared at him while he cried. LOL
  15. charmed1
    Don’t you sass Dr. Now, you fat fuck!
  16. charmed1
    He gained 25 pounds because he “had the flu.”
  17. charmed1
    It’s 9:03 and we’re already on the wheezing walk in the sad park. Maybe we’ll get a visit to Dr. Paradise’s office in the hobbit shire before the hour ends.
  18. charmed1
    I used to beg my mom for Mrs. Butterworth’s. That and Parkay. I wanted to see if they would talk to me like the kids in the commercials. I never got the chance. And everything went downhill from there. Now I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
  19. charmed1
    Let Daisy Mae out, you lazy bums.
  20. charmed1
    “Ah mean Ah guess I’ll jess bah uh kupplah bags uh lettuce.” He’s never cracking that book open. It will just become an extra tray to hold more corn dogs.
  21. charmed1
    He’s looking at the book as if it has cooties.
  22. charmed1
    Oh shit, Amy?! She and Slingblade just had another kid. They’re definitely getting another season.
  23. charmed1
    Which one, Tammy?!
  24. charmed1
    Hello, are you spying on me? And now the little bastard has turned white so I have to get the magnifying mirror to find it.
  25. charmed1
    I’m guessing 674.
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