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Nice try, Ivanka. You may have a disability, but you are every bit the fame whore that Sharp looks for.

Every time I wear my work lanyard outside, people assume I work at CVS.

You said it before I could. I think I hate this man.

I want my Idris back.

He brought her an Amazon fanny pack and one bundle of hair for her weave. I’m dying!😂

Seven in two years and “as usual,” Gino did not orgasm. And now I’m going to hurl.

Everybody got your Gino hats on?

If you took away the ridiculous skirts, the two little tween Rodlets sitting on the pier would look like perfectly normal kids - malnourishment and sallow complexions aside. As usual, Sofia’s clothing is about 12 sizes too big.

Why couldn’t they just have “dessert” at the nice Olive Garden? Don’t they have those buy one, get one half off deals or something? I haven’t been to a fast food joint in years, but I can’t imagine walking into a BK and seeing this freakish group of people sitting there in full Mama’s Family costuming, praying and carrying on about virginity. I honestly would think they were a theater troupe rehearsing a play on their break.

I hope the Rodlets at least got a break from church and the late night bible study they have to endure when their parents are in town.

That’s even worse than I remembered! Baking an actual cake or brownies costs less than all these stale Little Debbies combined.

At least Renee’s Little Debbie snack cakes match this time. One year, Jill stuck candles on a bunch of random mismatched snack cakes and threw them on a baking sheet. I don’t know who’s birthday that was for.

Jasmine, you have to let the lady clip the plastic nails before she puts the acrylic on.

I’m not bothering to learn her daughters names, but I’ll bet my last dollar, we’ll get a fake modeling shoot from at least one of them this season.

My autocorrect keeps changing her name to Keisha too. I love this for her.

Her face is an entire Cybil Shepherd filter.

That cat hates them both.

Take that stupid hat off indoors! My grandfather would’ve lost it. It looks like it came from a child size magician’s costume.

It’s commonly used by broke dudes who like to mansplain.

Who was it that she used for this obligatory scene before? Wasn’t it her hairdresser or something?

Snatch his hat off again!

And in her interviews, it looks like she has veneers, making it impossible to pronounce her words that begin with M or B.

Boyfriend? Boyfriend!?! I miss two weeks and Silver Ponytail goes from houseguest to boyfriend?

Ha! I can see it. She kind of reminds me of Morgan Brittany, who played the crazy sister of Pam Ewing on Dallas. I think she’s crazy in real life too.

Meisha strikes me as someone who has probably auditioned for dozens of reality shows before Sharp came a knocking.