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  1. charmed1
    Can you fly back through customs with dead insects? I guess it doesn’t matter if they’re dead, right?
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    I remember reading one of the reviews from Tim’s Christ Honoring Hustle and the person basically said Tim was unlicensed, inept and that he’d better be careful before he falls off of someone’s roof.
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    My question is, why are you wearing those ridiculous rhinestone Sly Stone sunglasses indoors?
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    I hope none of my exes have texted my mom. She doesn’t know how to read them.
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    Oh, that restaurant looks nice. Riley is dressed like Mr. Roarke.
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    I had the displeasure of sitting next to a man who ordered 4 - 5 beers back to back on our 2-hour flight. When he tried to order another one, I was so thankful when the flight attendant told him “yeah, sorry we ran out.”
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    The violent trash gnome! I wonder if that idiot ever ending up moving there with her baby.
  8. charmed1
    Statler is Ralph Wiggum-level awkward. “Soooo…do you like…stuff?”
  9. charmed1
    I’m cracking up at Tyray’s feigned surprise. He probably found this woman on her OnlyFans page to begin with.
  10. charmed1
    Gino does know shit about the Panama Canal.
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    I think she resents nurses. This isn’t the first time she’s been “persecuted” by hospital staff. When her sister was in ICU, she was upset when the mean old nurse told her she couldn’t scream at the top of her lungs.
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    Jill thinks it’s so neat to wear matching ruffles with her forced BFFs, but she’s too ignorant to realize those second hand white skirts they’re wearing are actually crinoline. For all her talk of modesty, she’s actually wearing underwear as outerwear.
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    I would be humiliated to be seen in public wearing that hideous outfit on my 16th birthday. She’s dressed her like Dorothy Zbornak.
  14. charmed1
    Gino dances like a toddler at a wedding.
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    With a dead rat that was his doppelgänger. Why did you have to remind us?
  16. charmed1
    I can’t deny those cats are pretty cute. I screamed “kitty!” and my cat just woke up and gave me a death stare. He’s been going through my phone and seeing pictures of other cats.
  17. charmed1
    The pork rinds lady’s face is all of ours.
  18. charmed1
    “Pits! Underboobs! Skin folds! Butt Crack! Just a pea-sized amount.”
  19. charmed1
    The Oh Henry! heiress.
  20. charmed1
    Will he offer some silver pony commentary for our live chat??
  21. charmed1
    Yuck! Go brush your nasty sex tourist teeth you stinky bastard.
  22. charmed1
    Ha! Ha! Autocorrect hates her too.
  23. charmed1
    Statler? Statler! Like the old man troll from the Muppets Show? Well, clearly her parents must hate her so I’ll go out on a limb and predict I’ll hate her too.
  24. charmed1
    Gee, I wonder why Riley is single.
  25. charmed1
    I doubt this poor, uneducated, isolated girl would even understand the very basic medical language you just described about her own body.
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