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We did it kids! 4 Parts and no Robyn dry cry! All the sex talk - I refuse to believe that Kody was giving any wife a happy ending, including his beloved. Nope! Kody's going all verklempt remembering the 1st time he clapped eyes on Robyn - jeez! I sure hope it is true love, because he sure blew up his ENTIRE life for her and her tenders. I kinda feel tapped out. What a freaking marathon. When Kody mentioned Robyn laying him down in the rose garden of truth, I immediately thought of one of my fave movies Frailty with Matthew McC, who played a God protected demon slayer who laid all the slain demons to rest in a Rose Garden. LOL!

I am always fascinated by the financial aspects so I was gobsmacked at Meri sharing that she brought an accountant to a meeting with Robyn and Kody. It almost sounded like the gruesome twosome thought Meri was holding out on them and wasn't kicking enough money into their honeypot scheme. Goes to show, Robyn was keeping Meri around for that $$$! Gawd help me, but I really want to know how false that story Kody told of him and his true love were kicked out because of PDA. I hope Suki asks the other wives about that story.

Robyn had been rather innocuous and mildly annoying during this tell all, but last night, ugh! My dislike and distaste for her hit record highs over, I am sure what most would consider, a minor quibble, but it just so encapsulates her and the rot in her that goes down to the core. It was the luggage rack thing. They showed the clip and discussed that this was a pet peeve of Janelle and Christine and showcased his selfishness. Enter Robyn with the most shit eating grin known to man claiming that she gets the luggage rack. It was like watching an emotional vampire feed. But not just feed, gorge herself on a years worth of food in under 60 seconds. That is where her joy lies! That is where her validation lies! That is where she gains her sense of self! When she is getting something that the others want, she is at her most happiest and most fulfilled! Frankly, I am tired of Kody out-douching himself not just every season, but damn near every 15 minutes of the show. He is tantamount to a semi-sentient pile of turds that someone slapped some beady dead goggly shark eyes onto and dug up a moth eaten, down to the bare threads Shirley Temple wig and slapped it on top of the turd pile. He is getting off on still being talked about by his exes. It was disgusting to witness and really I feel like S20 needs to be the end of all this mess! Stop feeding the beast! Wake me when Kody/Robyn are served a foreclosure notice on their latest mansion.

Maybe a Gayle-like trip. Strap him to a rocket and aim it towards the sun!

This explains a lot! They must have given Suki more latitude and ability to ask follow up questions and press for responses. Robyn talking about being tethered to someone for life when a person has kids with them was especially rich coming from the lady who plotted and planned and got her ex to waive all parental rights so that Kody could adopt them. Is her ex with whom she has kids a part of her life?

Kody lives to triangulate - he even has fave ex-wives. Not that it needs to be said, but I don't trust shit out of his mouth now that he has outright admitted that he has 5 versions of the "truth" and decides off the cuff which one to employ at any given moment. Wow, dare I say that Suki seems to have sprouted a very small pair this reunion. Robyn almost seems medicated. She is so low energy and giving nothing. She could've stayed home. Please no to any road trip b/w David and Kody being filmed. This reunion has got me wondering how much more blood they can get out of this stone? Loathe as I am to admit it, but I see Kody points that they are never going to all agree on how or why the breakups happened. Everyone needs to just move on. Janelle is living half way across the country, Christine is remarried, Meri lives in another state. The death of a child has occurred in the interim which is devastating. After a certain point, talking about the ex just gets old. It is starting to get a bit weird for me with Christine, especially when talking to her current husband about Kody. I get it is part of the show, but at a certain point its tiresome and may endanger her current relationship. Janelle for the win. "I just don't like them." Simple and to the point.

I haven't even watched the last two episodes, but there was no way that Allison would've come back for her third time on this series and lost again. She could've glued hay to the ways and still won. I don't hate her or love her. Her design aesthetic is hit or miss for me. That gradient tile bath she did a few seasons back was stunning! This season's basement was awful! Pickleball?!?

Robyn is a liar liar. Courtesy of reddit. Panel on the left is from a previous reunion where she completely denies even knowing or having heard of a plyg man that divorced the legal wife to married another wife. The panel on the right is from part 1, where she admits she heard of it and says Kody's dad did it.

She is truly morphing into the old man from UP.

When I think of the fact that this was filmed months after Garrison's death and that event did nothing to heal the wounds or better the relationships, especially b/w Kody and remaining OG12 kids, it makes me both sad and mad.

I am getting there myself. The only genuine joy and laughter this episode Robyn displayed was when clips were shown of Janelle talking about having to live up to 'perfect Robyn' the 'sacred cow'. She gets off on that shit and I need the OG3 to stop feeding the beast.

Can we all just take a moment to collectively cringe, gag and vomit over Kody talking about Robyn having her make-up done by an artist for the 1st tell-all and him wanting to lick the screen (and doing the licking motion) when he sees it? If that isn't a FCC violation, it oughta be. Robyn is such an f'ing liar. She can't keep her lies str8. I like to think that Meri was throwing shade saying she wasn't nervous, because she was telling the truth and didn't have to keep her lies straight. Kody's movies being Point Break and then Batman. Bitch please!

The sad part is that the brother-in-law eulogizing Gar, going out of his way to wear mismatched Hawaiian shirt and shorts and open with a Princess Bride quote, probably knows more about Gar than his own damn father. The one time Kody came out of this narc-ness to tell a story about Gar, it was wrong! Gabe had to tell us how Gar really got the bloody nose. Thank goodness for the brother-in-law. He "preached" a wonderful Garrison send off. I confess to the invisible munchkins appearing and cutting onions directly into my eyes, when he was getting choked up during the service. It was touching, paid homage to Gar and even managed to infuse some humor without being offensive or gauche. Could you imagine Kody doing it?!?! The one thing he did say at the service was self-serving and selfish. Basically Garrison came to him in a dream, sat on the bed in the house he wasn't allowed in during his life and told his dad, and in essence, Kody should not beat himself up about it, he was fine and Kody should stop listening to sad songs. WTF!>? Mitch is super talented. That wooden piece to hold the urn was gorgeous. I remember the stunning dining table he made for Christine. I wanted one and would drop $$ on it if he took orders, if weren't too expensive, which it looked. I guess Maddie was trying to be the adult in the room by saying she was sorry if she ever offended Robyn and her tenders, which I respect her for, but I am sure it was to no avail and just further gave Robyn a sense of satisfaction. Don't feed the beast whose appetite for victimhood and drama is bottomless. One giant glaring thing about Maddie in that scene, when referring to Kody, she didn't call him Dad. She referred to him by his first name, Kody. DAMN!!!!! OMG, during the fishing trip, I saw someone in a hat and accidentally mistook her for Christine. Ysabel is truly the spitting image of her mom.

You are absolutely right. Thanks for the heads up. I will do the same.

If I was ever in doubt of Kody's narcissism, this episode erased it. COMPLETELY. The sad part is that the brother-in-law eulogizing Gar, going out of his way to wear mismatched Hawaiian shirt and shorts and open with a Princess Bride quote, probably knows more about Gar than his own damn father. The one time Kody came out of this narc-ness to tell a story about Gar, it was wrong! Gabe had to tell us how Gar really got the bloody nose. Thank goodness for the brother-in-law. He "preached" a wonderful Garrison send off. I confess to the invisible munchkins appearing and cutting onions directly into my eyes, when he was getting choked up during the service. It was touching, paid homage to Gar and even managed to infuse some humor without being offensive or gauche. Could you imagine Kody doing it?!?! The one thing he did say at the service was self-serving and selfish. Basically Garrison came to him in a dream, sat on the bed in the house he wasn't allowed in during his life and told his dad, and in essence, Kody should not beat himself up about it, he was fine and Kody should stop listening to sad songs. WTF!>? Mitch is super talented. That wooden piece to hold the urn was gorgeous. I remember the stunning dining table he made for Christine. I wanted one and would drop $$ on it if he took orders, if weren't too expensive, which it looked. I guess Maddie was trying to be the adult in the room by saying she was sorry if she ever offended Robyn and her tenders, which I respect her for, but I am sure it was to no avail and just further gave Robyn a sense of satisfaction. Don't feed the beast whose appetite for victimhood and drama is bottomless. One giant glaring thing about Maddie in that scene, when referring to Kody, she didn't call him Dad. She referred to him by his first name, Kody. DAMN!!!!! OMG, during the fishing trip, I saw someone in a hat and accidentally mistook her for Christine. Ysabel is truly the spitting image of her mom.