Season 5 Live Posting Topic

[Primstone]

be careful, one of those walkers may turn into a walker Conan

so the kids were sent to take care of the walker mill

[nodorothyparker]

Little impressed by the child/zombie labor setup they've got going.

Annnd, we're still painting trees.

[DixonVixen2359]

Sorry Logan, Dwight already filled the role of the charming, lanky asshole.

[raven]

I have to laugh at the background people having attitude.   I wouldn't last 10 minutes, I'd be snickering at all the posturing.

Don't mind me, I'm tired today.

Alicia's still painting trees and Strand still has tight skinny pants.

[Jennv]

When is someone gonna shoot this asshole and be done with it?

[raven]

Wahhhhhhh lecturing lecturing lecturing

[MrsRafaelBarba]

This is a situation where  sharpshooters would've ended this quickly.

[raven]

Also, I love how this place looks like the seventh circle of hell, hee.

Oooh ambush!!

Yay trucker lady!!!  Shoot!

[Zombness]

Just shoot them!!

[DixonVixen2359]

Sarah is helping with my Carol withdrawl.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

:Jim Nabors voice:

WELL, Surpise! Surprise! 

[Primstone]

Lucian, remember when Logan said you don't want to shoot right here, ? Well, guess what, you are a lot closer to the fumes and you could have called her bluff in shooting you.

[nodorothyparker]

This us like the laziest road block ever.  That second chance Dwight gave Dwight 2.0 is really paying off, isn't it?

Wait.  How did Sarah kill Polar Bear?

[raven]

2 minutes ago, nodorothyparker said:

Wait.  How did Sarah kill Polar Bear?

I thought they just took his truck?

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Polar Bear was Clayton from last season.

Luciana found and cared for him until he passed away.

[DixonVixen2359]

Really hope the killed off cheap imitation Merle.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Sharpshooter, John Dorie.

[raven]

The unburned side of Austin Amelio's face is rather nice and I don't go for the skinny type.

John and June!  oh this fun actually.

[Primstone]

shoot the hand holding the walkie

[raven]

Oh enough with the guilt trip already.  Shoulda shot Logan.  I'm feeling bloodthirsty.

[nodorothyparker]

Bitchy Max Headroom is right in that when you're a known no-kill crew you're not much of a threat.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Oh that's right, they jacked the Beer Truck and left Clayton injured.

[SamBeckett]

Why is this an impasse? I mean, really?

[raven]

Just now, SamBeckett said:

Why is this an impasse? I mean, really?

cuz we need DRAMA

[DixonVixen2359]

My man Eugene and his ethanol would be quite the asset.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Seriously?

[raven]

Don't cut to commercial!  I want to see more zombies falling off the cliff!!

[Primstone]

walker cliff diving

[nodorothyparker]

Zombie jumpers!  You know this is going to end in the gas production exploding and none of them get it.

This seems like a really zig zaggy line for Max Headroom's entire motivation to be that I was sad because look what you made me do.

[SamBeckett]

I need to buy the Cliff Notes because this show is making no sense. Everyone, fully armed and not tied up, is standing around just talking like a dysfunctional family.

[Primstone]

watch out for that first step! its a dozy 

[nodorothyparker]

This is what happens when no one is really a bad guy on the show.  They'll stand around talking it to death rather than shooting.

[raven]

Yay!  Zombies overboard!

Oh, just thrown some buckets of water on that blaze.  I'm sure it will be fine.

[DixonVixen2359]

Somebody get Wendell the hell out of there.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

Dumbest. Shit. Ever.

[raven]

Oh sure let's save Logan.  Why not?

[chick binewski]

...and my brother called me during the first commercial break and I'm lost again.

Show continues to look repetitive and nonsensical so maybe I didn't miss much.

Aaron yay! 

[raven]

The mothership does make compelling commercials.  Fool me once though.  I'll still be watching heh.

[DixonVixen2359]

Did they have to make Eugene look so dorky in that silence the whisperers promo? 

[SamBeckett]

There’s no tension, no drama, no intrigue. I mean — what is the point. 

[nodorothyparker]

Even nearly 40 minutes in, we still have no idea what's "bigger than this."

[SamBeckett]

How can the Walkers walk after falling off the cliff? Their bones would break like so much balsa wood.

[raven]

Just now, SamBeckett said:

How can the Walkers walk after falling off the cliff?

I think some are walking in from another direction.

[nodorothyparker]

Meanwhile, back at the hellscape...

[DixonVixen2359]

Someone save the rats!

[raven]

I would have loved it if Sarah picked up the walkie and said "who gives a shit", lol.

OK, this is kind of compelling.

[raven]

Wes! 

[DixonVixen2359]

So Logan found redemption helping that girl over the walkie....the chain of love continues!

[raven]

*twinkly happy uplifting music*

Oh I just can't with this dumb Johnny Depp commercial.

[Primstone]

so is Logan gonna come back to the fold and help people again?