LIVE CHAT: Homecoming

[CCTC]

I could have been ok with the true author being the one thing not revisited (although I figured it would).  It has never really made much sense.

[KingOfHearts]

"That is indeed a complicated story. The timelines alone could make one's head spin. Only a true Author could weave such a tale."

LOL.

[Senna]

Yes, the timelines make one's head spin ...

[KingOfHearts]

"Needs a little bit more romance."

Truer words were never spoken about S7.

[Guest]

We are going to spend weeks disecting the Author's monologue and A&Es self absorbed BS.

[MostlyC]

Choose wisely....am I watching Monty Python by mistake??

starts passing out drinks.

[KingOfHearts]

Okay, getting the ink from Cruella was actually clever.

[tennisgurl]

Oh, I am going to need that monologue again. 

[CCTC]

WishRealm Henry is whiny and thinks he deserves things.  Somethings are consistent in the different realms.

[tennisgurl]

Wish Henry is evil! Maybe if Regina hadn't pointlessly killed his family, this wouldn't be happening?

[CCTC]

1 minute ago, MostlyC said:

Choose wisely....am I watching Monty Python by mistake??

starts passing out drinks.

I hope the rabbit makes an appearance.

[Shanna Marie]

So, it was Wish Henry in the opening? Then why did WRumple tell him he came to visit from the Wish Realm?

[KingOfHearts]

How did Wish Rumple know that Henry was the Author?

[formerlyfreedom]

1 minute ago, CCTC said:

I hope the rabbit makes an appearance.

For you...

[Guest]

Can we drop both Henry's in a well?  It has been my fonderst wish for ever so long.

[Rumsy4]

4 minutes ago, KingOfHearts said:

"That is indeed a complicated story. The timelines alone could make one's head spin. Only a true Author could weave such a tale."

A&E patting themselves on the back. LMAO.

1 minute ago, Shanna Marie said:

So, it was Wish Henry in the opening? Then why did WRumple tell him he came to visit from the Wish Realm?

The dialogue makes little sense either way. See above.

I'm loving WRumple. He's not whiny like Rumple Prime.

[Senna]

Snowing shoutout. Ooh.

[tennisgurl]

HAH YES! TELL HER DARK HENRY!

So now the entire multiverse is in danger, thanks to Henry and Regina. What a shock. 

[KingOfHearts]

"And now we must attend to my humble needs."

That's not how you get your date to stay at your place, Rumple.

[Senna]

Time for a fountain speech. .... Troll speech?

[tennisgurl]

Oh God, not this again. Just get Tiana a fountain and get it over with.

[CCTC]

NO!!!  They are actually doing a shout out to the fountain scene?!

[tennisgurl]

Maybe this would be moving if we knew ANY OF THESE PEOPLE!

[Guest]

beignet magic?  seriously?

And its the inspiring hope speech again.

[Senna]

LOL magic beans everywhere.

[AmeliaBedelia]

Please, have my magic bean. I hid it in my pocket.

[CCTC]

The extras are just milling in the background and really don't seem that concerned or even paying attention except for Bean Man.

[Guest]

I am just now realizing that S7 was written for the Food network

[CCTC]

Just now, AmeliaBedelia said:

Please, have my magic bean. I hid it in my pocket.

This really should not be on during the family hour.

[Shanna Marie]

So, basically, Wish Henry is the hero. Or should be. But it's the usual thing of the person who's been horribly wrong being evil or being mad about being horribly wronged.

[tennisgurl]

Finally! Take us to Storeybrooke Doctor Strange! 

[MostlyC]

Well that was a quick drive across the country.

[Guest]

We are seriously dealing with idiots.  We need magic to travel to another realm so we'll drive the food truck to storybrooke instead of taking a plane and saving the bean.

[formerlyfreedom]

Time to move over to the episode discussion!