Defenders' Quotes: "I'll hit you so hard, you'll see."

[GHScorpiosRule]

Jessica: "The scarf looked better...nice ears."

Matt: "They're horns."

Me: ?

[SnoGirl]

You put my favorite quote as the title!

 

I also enjoy everytime Jessica says "Ohhh shit."

She might be the most relateable superhero because of all the quips and curses she uses.

[formerlyfreedom]

Episode 4

Jessica to Danny: "You speak Chinese?"

Matt: "I still hear neon."
Luke: "Who hears neon?"
Jessica: "My blind-but-maybe-not lawyer"

 

Jessica: "Is there a plan where I get my scarf back?"

 

Luke: What is that?
Danny: Oh, uh, as part of the deal he made me order four of everything.
Luke: We're not here to eat.
Danny:  Uh, are those pork?
Matt: No, they're shrimp
Danny: Oh.
Matt: Oh. This guy's got pork.
Danny: Ah, great!
Jessica: (sighs at Matt) God, you're weird.

[JustaPerson]

*Matt starts choking Sowande*

Danny: So cool

Luke: I mean it's...*scoffs* it's kinda cool...

[J0nas3]

Episode 4:

Stick: Because this one, the Immortal Iron Fist, living weapon, and Protector of the Ancient City, is still a thundering dumbass.

[bettername2come]

Episode 4

Jessica: Jesus, am I the only one left who doesn't know karate?

Episode 5

Jessica: Okay, to be clear, we've now used the word 'resurrected' three times.

Edited August 19, 2017 by bettername2come

[GHScorpiosRule]

Episode 8: "The Defenders"

Dare Devil: "For whatever it's worth, I'm glad you're here."

Jessica: "What?"

Dare Devil(looks at Jessica and Luke, shakes head): "Well the circumstances could be better. I'm just saying I'm glad we found each other."

Luke (to Dare Devil): "I'm not hugging you."

Dare Devil chuckles.

Jessica: "You guys ready or what?"

Luke: "No.

Dare Devil: "No."

Jessica: "Sounds about right."

Me: ??????

[Hybiscus]

Episode 2:

Discussing Jessica Jones

Misty: I heard about her.  Thought she'd be bigger.

Captain:  Says she was following a client.  Bet this scared the shit out of her.

Misty:  Rumor is she ain't scared of much.

Captain:  Well, she ain't met you.

 

Entering a house filled with medieval weapons:

Colleen:  Is it weird that I want to live here?

[Capricasix]

Danny: I AM THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST

Luke: ?

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[bettername2come]

Trish: Is there whiskey in this?!

Jessica: Oh, yeah, that's mine.

[Hybiscus]

Episode 6:

Jessica:. Actually, I think this is it.

Matt:. You think?

Jessica:. Ninety-nine percent... Ninety-two.  But that's still a lot.

 

Luke to Danny:  Trust me, I'd face a dragon over Jessica Jones any day.

[bettername2come]

Jessica: You are the most full of shit lawyer I've ever met, and I think we should just stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.

[blueray]

I'm not sure the exact quote but:

Danny: "... a bullet proof guy, a blind ninja and whatever you are"

Jessica: "classy"