Deep Thoughts by Real Housewives: Interesting Quotes & Motivational Wisdom

[Petunia13]

Don't flatter yourself honey. Your opinion is like your bank account. Insufficient. -Nene

[sunsheyen]

LOL, I'll have to think on this one. 

Funny about NeNe's finances pontifications when she was the one who ended up being called on the carpet by the ultimate broke-maker...the IRS.

[BBHN]

A person is guilty until proven guilty. -Porsha

[cooksdelight]

Porsha is a weath of stupid and memorable quotes. "But how does the train get under there? Where do they get on?" And she kept on talking in that vein even after being told repeatedly it wasn't a real train. I'm with Kenya, I was offended she was so dumb.

"Bughetto" from Kandi referring to Phaedra is right on point.

[Petunia13]

Porsha, taking a home pregnancy test, is reading the instructions. 

"Place tip in urine stream. Wait 2 minutes, then read the result... Kordell I don't think I can pee for 2 minutes!"

[BBHN]

Oh no she didn't.

[Petunia13]

A romantic tip is to surprise your wife with supermarket sushi while she's at work... then ask her for $20 for gas to get home. - a Peter Thomas classic 

[BBHN]

"Its definitely gonna take some cocktails to get get through this whole thing", from Cynthia. How many HWs events, not just the ones in Atlanta, can that apply to?

[Petunia13]

Phaedra has a zinger for Kenya...."You're a townhouse converted to a condo." 

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[Petunia13]

"I have jobZZZZZ"- Phaedra 

[Petunia13]

[BBHN]

I just got my nails done I’m not gonna clean no toilet! – NeNe

Edited May 21, 2017 by BBHN

[Petunia13]

On 5/14/2017 at 1:09 PM, BBHN said:

Oh no she didn't.

She probably held the test using the pee side. 

[Petunia13]

"We are so close we are Siamese cats." - Porsha 

[BBHN]

"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - Nene.

Why wig management is important...

[Petunia13]

[Brooklynista]

15 hours ago, Petunia13 said:

You better PREACH Kim!

[BBHN]

A dick with a platinum card...

[Petunia13]

"Feeding the homeless isn't about feeding hungry only Thanksgiving. This is everyday... like . . . 

[BBHN]

Well, you can always load and ship the food and supplies to the homeless via the Underground Railroad...

[HunterHunted]

On Monday, June 26, 2017 at 4:34 AM, BBHN said:

Well, you can always load and ship the food and supplies to the homeless via the Underground Railroad...

As I have recently learned from Transformers: The Last Knight, 

Spoiler

the Transformers helped Harriet Tubman to run the Underground Railroad.

[BBHN]

I can almost hear Prosha saying "So wait, the train was actually a Transformer?"

[cooksdelight]

2 hours ago, BBHN said:

I can almost hear Prosha saying "So wait, the train was actually a Transformer?"

HAHAHA!!! "What's it's name?"

[Iguessnot]

On 6/28/2017 at 6:58 PM, HunterHunted said:

As I have recently learned from Transformers: The Last Knight, 

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the Transformers helped Harriet Tubman to run the Underground Railroad.

I was going to say I don't remember that part. But I slept through nearly the whole dang movie so it really doesn't matter.

[Petunia13]

Kenya is asked Kandi's whereabouts 

[cooksdelight]

HAHAHA!!! I wish we had a way to leave a laughing emoticon when we like something so much!!

[qtpye]

" I refuse to be held down by a sector of the timescale."

By that brain trust, Apollo Nida, explaining why he did not have a job.

[cooksdelight]

Apollo was always good for turning a memorable phrase. Like...saying that a certain food made him dookey. 

[BBHN]

"Apollo is out of his mind, beating Brandon as though he is in his jail cell, fighting for his virginity" - Kenya.

[Petunia13]

Doorbell rings

Gregg ”EVERYTIME I HEAR THAT NOISE THERE’S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR”