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3, 6, 7, and 34 are out.  I'll admit, I'm a little sad about 3 being gone so early (and because it received so many votes) because I think it's hysterical that these people who deal with all the political shenanigans they have to daily, can't even handle Paris.  Ha!  But, something has to go, so....

Continue to vote against 4!

 

1.  Rory, Jess, and Paris eat tons of junk food and discuss literature. Jack Kerouac needs to learn to edit. Paris covers for Rory when Angry!Dean shows up, saying she has a crush on Jess. (There's the Rub)

2.  Paris is starving and runs off when she hears about the banana eating contest. (Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doing the Twist)

4.  Paris gets asked out by Jamie, but doesn't realize it was for an actual date. (Lazy Hazy)

5.  Paris goes to the Bangles concert with Rory and they bond over how silly Madeline and Louise are being. (Concert Interruptus)

8.  Paris and Rory meet Tana. Tana tries to make small talk. Paris scares her away. (TLFDAY)

9.  The dorm room argument over Janet's boyfriend, where Paris calls him a  "brobdingnagian twit" and accuses him of leaving a "four foot crater" in the couch that Gandalf the Grey is still falling down. (The Incredible Sinking Lorelais)

10.  When they're trying to figure out who wrote "Die Jerk" on the door and Paris says she has her "East Side 860 partners" on it. (Die, Jerk)

11.  When she told off Logan, who was coming to win Rory back after the bridesmaid debacle. (I'm Okay, You're Okay)

12.  Her and Doyle dancing at Olivia and Lucy's 2002 themed party. (Knit, People, Knit)

13.  Her "we won!" vs "we lost" photos at the Yale/Harvard game. (TKBNO)

14.  When she and Doyle kept repeating their "Last year I was sleeping with the editor....and this year *I* am" schtick over and over at Rory's birthday party. (21 is the Loneliest Number)

15.  When Logan was in the hospital and Rory wanted info and you see the front desk getting a call from Paris, the doctor reacting, and then Rory getting a call back from Paris with the info. (Super Cool Party People)

16.  Paris confiding in Rory that she slept with Jamie and then apologising for letting Francie mess things up between them. (The Big One)

17.  Rory comes in and finds Paris smoking a pipe and mourning Asher.  "I just wanted to smell like him again."  (Written in the Stars)

18.  Paris hangs out with Lorelai while Rory is on the outs.  They discuss what to wear to bed when you've been with the same guy for a while, but don't want to dress too unsexy.  "Right now, my ass is probably as good as it's ever going to get.  I should exploit that, right?"  (The UnGraduate)

19.  Rory and Paris see each other at the college fair and realize that they both want to go to Harvard.  Paris asks Rory if she's interested in Tristan and then complements her on her party when she says she's not. 'Hey..it was a nice party' (Rory's Birthday Parties)

20.  Paris comes over with all her clothes and Rory helps her get ready for her date with Tristan "I have nothing to wear".."Ever?"  (The Third Lorelai)

21.  When Paris, Madeline, and Louise discuss Paris's chances of winning the election for student body president  "You mean people would rather vote for a moronic twink that they like then someone who could actually do the job?"  (I Can't Get Started)

22.  Paris harasses soup kitchen workers over the phone, desperately trying to find somewhere to volunteer.  (ADFKT)

23.  Paris tells Rory about her Christmas spent with Jaime "I had the most amazing time. Sitting around the tree opening presents, and they played Christmas music and we drank apple cider. . .it was so nice. And then his grandfather and I wound up in a theological discussion. Jesus – Messiah or nice Jewish kid with a hammer? It got pretty heated....they invited me back for Easter...miss the chance to debate Christ rising from the dead? I'm so there." (That'll Do, Pig)

24.  Paris confides in Rory as she comforts her after her public meltdown about not getting into Harvard "They had to really not like me for me not to get in...it's like they know me or something" (The Big One)

25.  Paris shakes headmaster Charleston's hand upon graduating and says "no hard feelings." (TASP)

26.  Paris and Rory eat pizza and watch Bill Moyers on Spring Break. (Girls in Bikinis)

27.  Paris tries to find the 'seedy underbelly' of Stars Hollow.  "Reverend Nichols, huh?  What is that, like Doctor Feelgood?"  Luke wants to know how much Rory likes this person.  Rory tells him to do what he's gotta do.  (RiSH)

28.  Paris tries to reinvent herself at college but ends up kicking everyone out of the dorm room.  "Okay, everybody out, now! This room is closed. Take your gross beer and your inane conversations somewhere else. Move!"  (The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles)

29.  Paris trying to find out Rory's PSAT score. ""How do I know you are not one of those people who get pretty happy looking at the sunset?" (Secrets and Loans)

30.  Paris kisses Rory in a club on Spring Break.  "Madeline and Louise do it!"  "Madeline and Louise wear their underwear outside their clothes.  I don't want to do what Madeline and Louise do."  (GIB, BDTT)

31.  Paris tries to get Rory to run for student council.  "See, that is exactly what I need from you, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm for the new millennium. Hey, wear some braids tomorrow with bows. I mean, hell, let’s sell it, sister!" (I Can't get Started)

32.  Paris calls to tell Rory with an update. "We got the band! I knew we had most of the academic clubs tied up, but band – they were the wild card ‘cause believe me, if anybody’s going to be truly scared of me, it’s some artsy loser with a tuba wrapped around his neck."  (I Can't get Started)

33.  "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!" from (Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doing The Twist)

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32 and 2 were both clearly out, then we had a six-way tie for the next two spots so I cast my vote against 31 and 21 to get rid of them.  Continue voting for 4.

 

1.  Rory, Jess, and Paris eat tons of junk food and discuss literature. Jack Kerouac needs to learn to edit. Paris covers for Rory when Angry!Dean shows up, saying she has a crush on Jess. (There's the Rub)

4.  Paris gets asked out by Jamie, but doesn't realize it was for an actual date. (Lazy Hazy)

5.  Paris goes to the Bangles concert with Rory and they bond over how silly Madeline and Louise are being. (Concert Interruptus)

8.  Paris and Rory meet Tana. Tana tries to make small talk. Paris scares her away. (TLFDAY)

9.  The dorm room argument over Janet's boyfriend, where Paris calls him a  "brobdingnagian twit" and accuses him of leaving a "four foot crater" in the couch that Gandalf the Grey is still falling down. (The Incredible Sinking Lorelais)

10.  When they're trying to figure out who wrote "Die Jerk" on the door and Paris says she has her "East Side 860 partners" on it. (Die, Jerk)

11.  When she told off Logan, who was coming to win Rory back after the bridesmaid debacle. (I'm Okay, You're Okay)

12.  Her and Doyle dancing at Olivia and Lucy's 2002 themed party. (Knit, People, Knit)

13.  Her "we won!" vs "we lost" photos at the Yale/Harvard game. (TKBNO)

14.  When she and Doyle kept repeating their "Last year I was sleeping with the editor....and this year *I* am" schtick over and over at Rory's birthday party. (21 is the Loneliest Number)

15.  When Logan was in the hospital and Rory wanted info and you see the front desk getting a call from Paris, the doctor reacting, and then Rory getting a call back from Paris with the info. (Super Cool Party People)

16.  Paris confiding in Rory that she slept with Jamie and then apologising for letting Francie mess things up between them. (The Big One)

17.  Rory comes in and finds Paris smoking a pipe and mourning Asher.  "I just wanted to smell like him again."  (Written in the Stars)

18.  Paris hangs out with Lorelai while Rory is on the outs.  They discuss what to wear to bed when you've been with the same guy for a while, but don't want to dress too unsexy.  "Right now, my ass is probably as good as it's ever going to get.  I should exploit that, right?"  (The UnGraduate)

19.  Rory and Paris see each other at the college fair and realize that they both want to go to Harvard.  Paris asks Rory if she's interested in Tristan and then complements her on her party when she says she's not. 'Hey..it was a nice party' (Rory's Birthday Parties)

20.  Paris comes over with all her clothes and Rory helps her get ready for her date with Tristan "I have nothing to wear".."Ever?"  (The Third Lorelai)

22.  Paris harasses soup kitchen workers over the phone, desperately trying to find somewhere to volunteer.  (ADFKT)

23.  Paris tells Rory about her Christmas spent with Jaime "I had the most amazing time. Sitting around the tree opening presents, and they played Christmas music and we drank apple cider. . .it was so nice. And then his grandfather and I wound up in a theological discussion. Jesus – Messiah or nice Jewish kid with a hammer? It got pretty heated....they invited me back for Easter...miss the chance to debate Christ rising from the dead? I'm so there." (That'll Do, Pig)

24.  Paris confides in Rory as she comforts her after her public meltdown about not getting into Harvard "They had to really not like me for me not to get in...it's like they know me or something" (The Big One)

25.  Paris shakes headmaster Charleston's hand upon graduating and says "no hard feelings." (TASP)

26.  Paris and Rory eat pizza and watch Bill Moyers on Spring Break. (Girls in Bikinis)

27.  Paris tries to find the 'seedy underbelly' of Stars Hollow.  "Reverend Nichols, huh?  What is that, like Doctor Feelgood?"  Luke wants to know how much Rory likes this person.  Rory tells him to do what he's gotta do.  (RiSH)

28.  Paris tries to reinvent herself at college but ends up kicking everyone out of the dorm room.  "Okay, everybody out, now! This room is closed. Take your gross beer and your inane conversations somewhere else. Move!"  (The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles)

29.  Paris trying to find out Rory's PSAT score. ""How do I know you are not one of those people who get pretty happy looking at the sunset?" (Secrets and Loans)

30.  Paris kisses Rory in a club on Spring Break.  "Madeline and Louise do it!"  "Madeline and Louise wear their underwear outside their clothes.  I don't want to do what Madeline and Louise do."  (GIB, BDTT)

33.  "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!" from (Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doing The Twist)

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11, 12, 8, and 26 are history!  Let's drop to voting against three.

 

1.  Rory, Jess, and Paris eat tons of junk food and discuss literature. Jack Kerouac needs to learn to edit. Paris covers for Rory when Angry!Dean shows up, saying she has a crush on Jess. (There's the Rub)

4.  Paris gets asked out by Jamie, but doesn't realize it was for an actual date. (Lazy Hazy)

5.  Paris goes to the Bangles concert with Rory and they bond over how silly Madeline and Louise are being. (Concert Interruptus)

9.  The dorm room argument over Janet's boyfriend, where Paris calls him a  "brobdingnagian twit" and accuses him of leaving a "four foot crater" in the couch that Gandalf the Grey is still falling down. (The Incredible Sinking Lorelais)

10.  When they're trying to figure out who wrote "Die Jerk" on the door and Paris says she has her "East Side 860 partners" on it. (Die, Jerk)

13.  Her "we won!" vs "we lost" photos at the Yale/Harvard game. (TKBNO)

14.  When she and Doyle kept repeating their "Last year I was sleeping with the editor....and this year *I* am" schtick over and over at Rory's birthday party. (21 is the Loneliest Number)

15.  When Logan was in the hospital and Rory wanted info and you see the front desk getting a call from Paris, the doctor reacting, and then Rory getting a call back from Paris with the info. (Super Cool Party People)

16.  Paris confiding in Rory that she slept with Jamie and then apologising for letting Francie mess things up between them. (The Big One)

17.  Rory comes in and finds Paris smoking a pipe and mourning Asher.  "I just wanted to smell like him again."  (Written in the Stars)

18.  Paris hangs out with Lorelai while Rory is on the outs.  They discuss what to wear to bed when you've been with the same guy for a while, but don't want to dress too unsexy.  "Right now, my ass is probably as good as it's ever going to get.  I should exploit that, right?"  (The UnGraduate)

19.  Rory and Paris see each other at the college fair and realize that they both want to go to Harvard.  Paris asks Rory if she's interested in Tristan and then complements her on her party when she says she's not. 'Hey..it was a nice party' (Rory's Birthday Parties)

20.  Paris comes over with all her clothes and Rory helps her get ready for her date with Tristan "I have nothing to wear".."Ever?"  (The Third Lorelai)

22.  Paris harasses soup kitchen workers over the phone, desperately trying to find somewhere to volunteer.  (ADFKT)

23.  Paris tells Rory about her Christmas spent with Jaime "I had the most amazing time. Sitting around the tree opening presents, and they played Christmas music and we drank apple cider. . .it was so nice. And then his grandfather and I wound up in a theological discussion. Jesus – Messiah or nice Jewish kid with a hammer? It got pretty heated....they invited me back for Easter...miss the chance to debate Christ rising from the dead? I'm so there." (That'll Do, Pig)

24.  Paris confides in Rory as she comforts her after her public meltdown about not getting into Harvard "They had to really not like me for me not to get in...it's like they know me or something" (The Big One)

25.  Paris shakes headmaster Charleston's hand upon graduating and says "no hard feelings." (TASP)

27.  Paris tries to find the 'seedy underbelly' of Stars Hollow.  "Reverend Nichols, huh?  What is that, like Doctor Feelgood?"  Luke wants to know how much Rory likes this person.  Rory tells him to do what he's gotta do.  (RiSH)

28.  Paris tries to reinvent herself at college but ends up kicking everyone out of the dorm room.  "Okay, everybody out, now! This room is closed. Take your gross beer and your inane conversations somewhere else. Move!"  (The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles)

29.  Paris trying to find out Rory's PSAT score. ""How do I know you are not one of those people who get pretty happy looking at the sunset?" (Secrets and Loans)

30.  Paris kisses Rory in a club on Spring Break.  "Madeline and Louise do it!"  "Madeline and Louise wear their underwear outside their clothes.  I don't want to do what Madeline and Louise do."  (GIB, BDTT)

33.  "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!" from (Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doing The Twist)

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15 and 22 were out, and I had the agonizing decision of casting a tie-breaker vote between 10 and 14.  I chose to vote out 10, even though both were funny, because Paris and Doyle actually rehearsing a party ice-breaker joke is just so quintessentially Paris I had to keep it for at least one more round.

Continue to vote against three.

1.  Rory, Jess, and Paris eat tons of junk food and discuss literature. Jack Kerouac needs to learn to edit. Paris covers for Rory when Angry!Dean shows up, saying she has a crush on Jess. (There's the Rub)

4.  Paris gets asked out by Jamie, but doesn't realize it was for an actual date. (Lazy Hazy)

5.  Paris goes to the Bangles concert with Rory and they bond over how silly Madeline and Louise are being. (Concert Interruptus)

9.  The dorm room argument over Janet's boyfriend, where Paris calls him a  "brobdingnagian twit" and accuses him of leaving a "four foot crater" in the couch that Gandalf the Grey is still falling down. (The Incredible Sinking Lorelais)

13.  Her "we won!" vs "we lost" photos at the Yale/Harvard game. (TKBNO)

14.  When she and Doyle kept repeating their "Last year I was sleeping with the editor....and this year *I* am" schtick over and over at Rory's birthday party. (21 is the Loneliest Number)

16.  Paris confiding in Rory that she slept with Jamie and then apologising for letting Francie mess things up between them. (The Big One)

17.  Rory comes in and finds Paris smoking a pipe and mourning Asher.  "I just wanted to smell like him again."  (Written in the Stars)

18.  Paris hangs out with Lorelai while Rory is on the outs.  They discuss what to wear to bed when you've been with the same guy for a while, but don't want to dress too unsexy.  "Right now, my ass is probably as good as it's ever going to get.  I should exploit that, right?"  (The UnGraduate)

19.  Rory and Paris see each other at the college fair and realize that they both want to go to Harvard.  Paris asks Rory if she's interested in Tristan and then complements her on her party when she says she's not. 'Hey..it was a nice party' (Rory's Birthday Parties)

20.  Paris comes over with all her clothes and Rory helps her get ready for her date with Tristan "I have nothing to wear".."Ever?"  (The Third Lorelai)

23.  Paris tells Rory about her Christmas spent with Jaime "I had the most amazing time. Sitting around the tree opening presents, and they played Christmas music and we drank apple cider. . .it was so nice. And then his grandfather and I wound up in a theological discussion. Jesus – Messiah or nice Jewish kid with a hammer? It got pretty heated....they invited me back for Easter...miss the chance to debate Christ rising from the dead? I'm so there." (That'll Do, Pig)

24.  Paris confides in Rory as she comforts her after her public meltdown about not getting into Harvard "They had to really not like me for me not to get in...it's like they know me or something" (The Big One)

25.  Paris shakes headmaster Charleston's hand upon graduating and says "no hard feelings." (TASP)

27.  Paris tries to find the 'seedy underbelly' of Stars Hollow.  "Reverend Nichols, huh?  What is that, like Doctor Feelgood?"  Luke wants to know how much Rory likes this person.  Rory tells him to do what he's gotta do.  (RiSH)

28.  Paris tries to reinvent herself at college but ends up kicking everyone out of the dorm room.  "Okay, everybody out, now! This room is closed. Take your gross beer and your inane conversations somewhere else. Move!"  (The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles)

29.  Paris trying to find out Rory's PSAT score. ""How do I know you are not one of those people who get pretty happy looking at the sunset?" (Secrets and Loans)

30.  Paris kisses Rory in a club on Spring Break.  "Madeline and Louise do it!"  "Madeline and Louise wear their underwear outside their clothes.  I don't want to do what Madeline and Louise do."  (GIB, BDTT)

33.  "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!" from (Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doing The Twist)

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We've got a family funeral to attend tomorrow so I'm going to go ahead and tally the votes tonight.

14, 25, and 13 are outta here!  Let's continue to vote for three.

 

1.  Rory, Jess, and Paris eat tons of junk food and discuss literature. Jack Kerouac needs to learn to edit. Paris covers for Rory when Angry!Dean shows up, saying she has a crush on Jess. (There's the Rub)

4.  Paris gets asked out by Jamie, but doesn't realize it was for an actual date. (Lazy Hazy)

5.  Paris goes to the Bangles concert with Rory and they bond over how silly Madeline and Louise are being. (Concert Interruptus)

9.  The dorm room argument over Janet's boyfriend, where Paris calls him a  "brobdingnagian twit" and accuses him of leaving a "four foot crater" in the couch that Gandalf the Grey is still falling down. (The Incredible Sinking Lorelais)

16.  Paris confiding in Rory that she slept with Jamie and then apologising for letting Francie mess things up between them. (The Big One)

17.  Rory comes in and finds Paris smoking a pipe and mourning Asher.  "I just wanted to smell like him again."  (Written in the Stars)

18.  Paris hangs out with Lorelai while Rory is on the outs.  They discuss what to wear to bed when you've been with the same guy for a while, but don't want to dress too unsexy.  "Right now, my ass is probably as good as it's ever going to get.  I should exploit that, right?"  (The UnGraduate)

19.  Rory and Paris see each other at the college fair and realize that they both want to go to Harvard.  Paris asks Rory if she's interested in Tristan and then complements her on her party when she says she's not. 'Hey..it was a nice party' (Rory's Birthday Parties)

20.  Paris comes over with all her clothes and Rory helps her get ready for her date with Tristan "I have nothing to wear".."Ever?"  (The Third Lorelai)

23.  Paris tells Rory about her Christmas spent with Jaime "I had the most amazing time. Sitting around the tree opening presents, and they played Christmas music and we drank apple cider. . .it was so nice. And then his grandfather and I wound up in a theological discussion. Jesus – Messiah or nice Jewish kid with a hammer? It got pretty heated....they invited me back for Easter...miss the chance to debate Christ rising from the dead? I'm so there." (That'll Do, Pig)

24.  Paris confides in Rory as she comforts her after her public meltdown about not getting into Harvard "They had to really not like me for me not to get in...it's like they know me or something" (The Big One)

27.  Paris tries to find the 'seedy underbelly' of Stars Hollow.  "Reverend Nichols, huh?  What is that, like Doctor Feelgood?"  Luke wants to know how much Rory likes this person.  Rory tells him to do what he's gotta do.  (RiSH)

28.  Paris tries to reinvent herself at college but ends up kicking everyone out of the dorm room.  "Okay, everybody out, now! This room is closed. Take your gross beer and your inane conversations somewhere else. Move!"  (The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles)

29.  Paris trying to find out Rory's PSAT score. ""How do I know you are not one of those people who get pretty happy looking at the sunset?" (Secrets and Loans)

30.  Paris kisses Rory in a club on Spring Break.  "Madeline and Louise do it!"  "Madeline and Louise wear their underwear outside their clothes.  I don't want to do what Madeline and Louise do."  (GIB, BDTT)

33.  "No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!" from (Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doing The Twist)

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Thanks, guys.  The funeral was lovely, although I didn't know my uncle was a Vietnam vet so I had not mentally prepared myself for Taps and the flag presentation.  That'll get me every time.  (And don't judge.....between my mom and dad I have 21 aunts and uncles and literally hundreds of cousins.  I don't know many of them nearly as well as I would like.)

 

9 and 18 were out and I cast a vote against 33 to get it out as well.  Let's still vote for three.

1.  Rory, Jess, and Paris eat tons of junk food and discuss literature. Jack Kerouac needs to learn to edit. Paris covers for Rory when Angry!Dean shows up, saying she has a crush on Jess. (There's the Rub)

4.  Paris gets asked out by Jamie, but doesn't realize it was for an actual date. (Lazy Hazy)

5.  Paris goes to the Bangles concert with Rory and they bond over how silly Madeline and Louise are being. (Concert Interruptus)

16.  Paris confiding in Rory that she slept with Jamie and then apologising for letting Francie mess things up between them. (The Big One)

17.  Rory comes in and finds Paris smoking a pipe and mourning Asher.  "I just wanted to smell like him again."  (Written in the Stars)

19.  Rory and Paris see each other at the college fair and realize that they both want to go to Harvard.  Paris asks Rory if she's interested in Tristan and then complements her on her party when she says she's not. 'Hey..it was a nice party' (Rory's Birthday Parties)

20.  Paris comes over with all her clothes and Rory helps her get ready for her date with Tristan "I have nothing to wear".."Ever?"  (The Third Lorelai)

23.  Paris tells Rory about her Christmas spent with Jaime "I had the most amazing time. Sitting around the tree opening presents, and they played Christmas music and we drank apple cider. . .it was so nice. And then his grandfather and I wound up in a theological discussion. Jesus – Messiah or nice Jewish kid with a hammer? It got pretty heated....they invited me back for Easter...miss the chance to debate Christ rising from the dead? I'm so there." (That'll Do, Pig)

24.  Paris confides in Rory as she comforts her after her public meltdown about not getting into Harvard "They had to really not like me for me not to get in...it's like they know me or something" (The Big One)

27.  Paris tries to find the 'seedy underbelly' of Stars Hollow.  "Reverend Nichols, huh?  What is that, like Doctor Feelgood?"  Luke wants to know how much Rory likes this person.  Rory tells him to do what he's gotta do.  (RiSH)

28.  Paris tries to reinvent herself at college but ends up kicking everyone out of the dorm room.  "Okay, everybody out, now! This room is closed. Take your gross beer and your inane conversations somewhere else. Move!"  (The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles)

29.  Paris trying to find out Rory's PSAT score. ""How do I know you are not one of those people who get pretty happy looking at the sunset?" (Secrets and Loans)

30.  Paris kisses Rory in a club on Spring Break.  "Madeline and Louise do it!"  "Madeline and Louise wear their underwear outside their clothes.  I don't want to do what Madeline and Louise do."  (GIB, BDTT)

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