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As someone who's spent much of my adult life self-employed, I always appreciated the one about how Shawn's "dental plan" is...not to get cavities. 

 

I love Gus's incredulity re. Pluto no longer being a planet. 

 

"I don't lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me."

 

And, yes, I'm a "fan of delicious flavor" :)

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"I am nobody's pawn, Shawn. I'm a Queen."

"Gus, don't be a myopic Chihuahua."

 

Why yes, I did watch There Might Be Blood yesterday!

 

 

----Oh, and I totally steal Shawn's "I can't do this with you right now..." when people are going on and on about trivial nonsense. Needless to say, it's better on the show than in real life :) 

 

I did this before I watched the show, now it brings me even greater joy to say it. I also need to remember to work in "I don't lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me" because I things I put places are constantly eluding me. ;)

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"Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean..." 

 

...I have so much love for From the Earth to Starbucks!

 

"Gus, may I speak to you in the stop-openly-contradicting-me room?"

 

...and for The Devil's in the Details! 

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"You know I'm a sympathetic cryer, Shawn."

"Who the gug is that?"

SLAP!!! "Keep playing, Shawn." [From American Duos, when Gus is eating corn on the cob, and Shawn keeps trying to steal one]

"Even the water is spicy!"

 

ETA:

 

Gus: "I can't help it Shawn. My body craves Buttery goodness."

 

Shawn: "You're buttery."

 

Gus: "You know that's right.".

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*Waves hi* Just fixed the titles to conform with the general template for the forums. Title: Quippy description. Technically I'm the mod here, so feel free to PM me with any issues or questions or what not. Or use the report button.  If I watched the show, I'd throw something quippy right now. But I didn't, so you'll have to bear with me. 

 

Oh, and yes, members are welcome to start topics. We may merge them with something if we feel it's too narrow or something, but for the most part we're pretty easy going. 

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*Waves hi* Just fixed the titles to conform with the general template for the forums. Title: Quippy description. Technically I'm the mod here, so feel free to PM me with any issues or questions or what not. Or use the report button.  If I watched the show, I'd throw something quippy right now. But I didn't, so you'll have to bear with me.

Frenchie!!!!!! My fellow Hiddleston groupie! fangurrrrl er, fan!

 

You totally need to watch the show!

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*Waves hi* Just fixed the titles to conform with the general template for the forums. Title: Quippy description. Technically I'm the mod here, so feel free to PM me with any issues or questions or what not. Or use the report button.  If I watched the show, I'd throw something quippy right now. But I didn't, so you'll have to bear with me. 

 

Oh, and yes, members are welcome to start topics. We may merge them with something if we feel it's too narrow or something, but for the most part we're pretty easy going. 

 

Sorry about that...must have been having a dyslexic day! I don't know how to explain the other 9,523,201 times I've screwed up thread titles though. ;) 

 

I agree with GHScorpiosRule, you should totally watch the show. If for no other reason than we need more people to talk with!

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"The jackal has arrived."

 

"My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked."

 

"Look, man, I have been shot! I am jumping on somebody's car!" Is it wrong that I've decided that if someone ever shoots me, I will say this line?

 

"You're a cliche. You're a knockoff of a knockoff."

 

"You kill him, I kill you, you got it?"

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Shawn: "I thought you wanted to come back as a skinny Elvis."

 

Gus: "No. YOU wanted to come back as a skinny Elvis. I wanted to come back as a Black Michael Jackson."

 

Shawn: "Now you want to come back as a scarf?"

 

Gus: "You know that's right."

 

The Taos of Gus..

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From Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing....

  • Those are just two of the arrows in psychic quiver.
  • Of course we'll help you. You're like our brother. [Gus winces] Stepbrother? [Gus winces again] Weird kid who lives down the street and eats nothing but mayo on Saltines?
  • Stealth mode? Hit the jackal switch.
  • I like the sound of my own voice, I won't apologize for that.
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Okay, it was on my mind, so I skipped all the way to the series finale...

 

And I'm not going to quote any of Shawn's DVD goodbye to Gus, because it'll make me cry again, and that blurs my vision since I wear gas permeable lenses!

 

So.

 

Gus (singing): "It's reallllyyyy big!": (thinking it's a treasure). "It's reallyyy exciiiiiiiiiting!" and pulls out a human hand. A dead human hand.

 

Gus: gets up out and runs "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As only Gus can.

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Because I'm bored and my boss is away on vacation...

 

Shawn: "Suck it."

 

Gus (to Shawn): "You Suck it!"

 

Gus and Shawn in harmony: "Suuuuuuuuuuck Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!".

 

Me: Grinning and laughing my ass off.

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"Really?  The 11 point turn?"
 
And Shawn's quotes about Henry's shirts
 
"Oh my God, the shirt has a brother."
 
"Dude, I broke up a highly sophisticated race-fixing syndicate while wearing a shirt designed by a monkey coming off a three day sugar binge. "

"Tell me you're wearing that shirt because someone has to spot you from space."

"A little girl outside started crying when she saw this shirt."

"Sorry dad, this is like a genocide of color. Somewhere a rainbow is weeping."

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Truer Lies:

  • How can you tell someone is a compulsive liar? Assuming their pants aren't on fire.
  • It would be a flavor seizure.
  • Gus, don't be this crevice in my arm.
  • That's a good looking handle-bar. Wonder who his mustache guy is?
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Drunk Lassie: "Can I tell you a secret?"

Shawn: "I wouldn't recommend it, no." 

 

---From the Earth to the Starbucks...and I swear this line is much funnier than it looks on paper; it's all in the delivery! (This episode actually has tons of great lines, but I'm too tired to type them right now!) 

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I've been watching so much I should be a store of quotes, but off the top of my head I rememember Chief Vick to Henry in "Last Night Gus"

 

Mr Spencer, WHERE are your pants??

 

It's all in the delivery, the way she segues into it during her lecture,  Hee.

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Henry Spencer: Yeah, well, fooling around with your best friend's sister certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea.
Shawn Spencer: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle... I think I peaked too soon.

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Gus: You can't have a séance!

Shawn: Gus, there are no rules against having a séance. Anyone can have one. It's like a garage sale. Or plastic surgery.

Gus: Okay, first of all, technically you need to have a permit to have a garage sale. Secondly, you cannot speak to the dead.

 

Hee!

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"Real heroes do not wear a cape and they don't wear their underwear on the outside. The guys who wear capes? They're on angel dust."

 

This bit of wisdom was brought to you by none other than Henry Spencer. ;)

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"No, Gus. Come on, let's go in without a plan, flying by the seat of our pants. It'll be so much more fun, trust me."

 

If that isn't Shawn's entire life philosophy, I don't know what is! ;)

 

I'm also very fond of the tongue clicking exchange at the zoo from the same episode (Forget Me Not), but had no idea how to transcribe it here.

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"Real heroes do not wear a cape and they don't wear their underwear on the outside. The guys who wear capes? They're on angel dust."

 

This bit of wisdom was brought to you by none other than Henry Spencer. ;)

This reminds me of:

Henry: I warned you Shawn, fire fighters are trouble. I did everything in my power to keep you off of the pole!

Shawn: And you succeeded, Dad... in every conceivable way.

 

And because I had to start netflixing after posting this:

Henry: Shawn, there is something weird about every family. That's what makes America great.

 

Gus: Shawn, that is revisionist history and you know it.

 

Gus: I have peeps, Shawn.

Shawn: You have two peeps. And one of them's made of marshmallow.

 

Shawn: He's allergic to rich white people.

 

Gus: Let me guess. You've got a loosely formed idea that shouldn't work on paper, but ultimately proves to be reasonably successful.

 

I did not realize how quotable "He Dead" is. I've totally underrated this episode.

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Shawn: Oh, come on dude I honestly had no idea he was going to be pulling a corpse out of the ground.

Gus: Don't worry about it, Shawn. I honestly didn't know I was going to be putting my foot in your ass. Life's full of surprises.

 

 

Hee!

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I never realized it was Nigel St. Nigel who dubbed the Blueberry...

 

"I feel like I've been incarcerated in a blueberry. This car makes me want to weep and then die."

 

Oh, Tim Curry, you magnificent bastard you!

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"You know, when you reprimand us, you might try using your feeling voice. Otherwise all we hear is, 'Rah, rah, rah, rah.'"

 

Poor Lassie, he gets no more respect from Shawn and Gus than the teacher from Peanuts.

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American Duos:
Juliet on being kicked out of cheerleader camp: Yeah. It's a long story. Suffice it to say I don't like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.

 

The entire kitchen table scene in American Duos is gold.

 

There's verbal sparring with Henry and Nigel St. Nigel and then:

Henry:  What kind of sick bastard goes commando underneath another man's robe?  He violated basic robe code!

 

I always LOL at the back and forth with Shawn & Gus there. it's small stuff but one of my fave overall:

Gus brings over three ears of corn and Shawn reaches for one, Gus slaps his hand:

Gus:  You must be out of your damn mind!

Shawn: You have three!

Gus:  I will slap you Shawn.

Shawn reaches for them a couple of seconds later and Gus whacks his hand so hard Shawn yelps:

Gus:  Keep playing, Shawn, go ahead!

Cracks me up every time I see it.

 

Then Gus & Shawn are trying to be stealthy in the hotel corridor, plastered against the wall:

Gus:  We're in a hallway, staying close to the wall doesn't make us invisible.

Shawn:  Agree to disagree.

 

Shawn:  Gus, I'm a lyrical gangster.  I'll use colorful vernacular and you'll engage in fisticuffs.

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There's sooo much good stuff in "Not Even Close Encounters" but this comes to mind right away when the guys are looking at Lassie's browser history:

 

Dennis: Grenadefancy.com. Squirrelassassins.com. And... That's gross.

Gus: That man needs Jesus.

 

The facial expressions....hee.  Doing just quotes is tough for me sometimes, it's the expressions, the delivery!

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Shawn: All right. At least that gives us the how. Now we just gotta figure out the why, which reminds me. Gus, will you please get us those tickets for The Who?

Gus: Where?

 

It's really the finger pointing and Henry's exasperated look that gets me a giggling.

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Does anyone want to turn this into a mini-game?! Whenever someone offers a quote, the rest of us can guess the speaker and the episode in which it's spoken. I've played this with other shows, and it's always a lot of fun...and an excuse to rewatch episodes :) 

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Henry: Specifically, we'll be bringing in Psych because of their experience working with serial killers.

Shawn: We help them write and produce one-act plays on the weekends.

Gus: They're usually very dark.

 

HA!

And post Psych: The Musical, this line becomes even funnier.

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The Devil's in the Details... has always been one of my all-time favorites for some reason, so the other day I actually found myself responding to a friend's claim that he had read something somewhere with "Where? In This Never Actually Happened magazine?" Needless to say, it was far funnier on the show :) I think I once asked someone to come talk to me privately in the Stop Openly Contradicting Me room with a similar lack of success ;) 

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Guys, I'd forgotten how funny Dead Bear Walking was with Gus's inappropriate attraction to Lassie's sister and Shawn being horrified by the notion. But mostly this had me in stitches...

 

Shawn: Why are you harassing the lemur?

Gus: He started it.

 

It's not so much the line, but Dule's expressions to the silent argument with the lemur before it. Too funny.

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