There's No Way That Could Happen: Most Unbelievable Parts of The Affair

[AmandaPanda]

Is there a thread where we can talk about some of the ridiculous/unrealistic pieces of this show?   Because the fake bidding war?  That whole scene was just ridiculous to me.  

 

And how is it that the waitress that worked with Allison in the summer has this gorgeous huge apartment in NYC?  How is it that Alison can just "give" Cole their house? How does she suddenly have a beautiful wardrobe and looks impeccable when they have no money?  Or is that just a part of the refined memories?  

 

I guess I'm in the minority but I can't stand the actress who plays Whitney.  Every scene she's in I want to fast forward.

 

As requested, here is your thread to discuss all the most unbelievable parts of The Affair. 

[GeminiDancer]

The only thing I can think of with Alison's wardrobe is that maybe her grandmother had a will and left her with some level of financial security.

 

Tara's apartment? I dunno because I don't know of anyone who does waitressing and catering jobs and can live in what looks like Bed Stuy or Greenpoint by herself unless there's a roommate or a guarantor.

[CleoCaesar]

Given what we see of Noah, I find it increasingly unbelievable that he could write a bestseller-soon-to-be-motion-picture, get rich enough to buy a palatial Manhattan apartment, and have a seasoned agent (Harry?) call the book extraordinary or brilliant or whatever. And the once-in-a-generation story? A guy has an affair with a small-town woman and then kills her.

 

Groundbreaking.

[Higgs]

Given what we see of Noah, I find it increasingly unbelievable that he could write a bestseller-soon-to-be-motion-picture, get rich enough to buy a palatial Manhattan apartment, and have a seasoned agent (Harry?) call the book extraordinary or brilliant or whatever.

It's been done, even later in life, and also by a NYC public high school teacher: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_McCourt

We have no idea what the book turned out to be about, although the final paragraph, which ain't half bad, can be read on Noah's computer screen in the "rubber room". It's certainly no worse than "Gone Girl".

OTOH, everything about Cole and the gun felt out of character for both him, in particular, and the show, in general. He sh/c/would have just pulled Noah off of Scotty. You don't fire a gun in act 3 that hasn't been shown in act 1. Oh well, at least there wasn't a car chase.

Edited December 26, 2014 by Higgs

[Constantinople]

One thing that isn't adequately explained is why Alison expect half of Cole's "share" when Cherry can unilaterally mortgage the ranch.

Here's the final paragraph of Descent, according to the reviewer at EW
 

With all of that behind him now, he turned again to face the ocean. Looking out on a horizon shrouded by a cloud layer, he thought it was impossible to tell where the sea ended and the sky began. They were both the exact same mournful grey, a probably confirmation of the rumored nor'easter he heard circulating down at the docks. He thought of weather. How unpredictable it still was. He looked down at his feet to watch the wave recede, leaving jagged little rivulets in the sand and took comfort that he could find no order to their paths either.
 
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It screams "Remainder Bin", not "Phony Bidding War".

[CleoCaesar]

"He thought of weather. How unpredictable it still was."

 

Oh man, yeah, that weather. So unpredictable. It was unpredictable and still is. That's deep, man.

 

I always laugh at when shows/movies try to portray brilliant writers. It almost never works for me, especially when you see the actual text of these allegedly brilliant books.

[RedheadZombie]

I don't buy that either Allison or Helen would get much out of sex with Cole and Noah.  If they got more than five seconds of foreplay - ever - I would be surprised.

[Duke2801]

I *definitely* do not buy that a long-term couple in their mid 40s with 4 children was having as much sex as is portrayed between Noah and Helen early on.  Just.... no.

[Elizzikra]

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The only thing I can think of with Alison's wardrobe is that maybe her grandmother had a will and left her with some level of financial security.

 

Her grandmother left her the house that she and Cole lived in. The house wasn't much but the land was valuable. How she parlayed that into cash flow before she sold it outright is a mystery. Took a mortgage on it.

Re: clothes - she could shop consignment stores. Some of the best ones are in high-end resort towns. Summer people consign their clothes frequently and often in excellent condition (sometimes with tags still on them). I talked to a lady who owned a consignment store who got someone's entire summer wardrobe every year. He loved clothes and he was wealthy so he purchased an entirely new wardrobe every season and consigned the "old" stuff. She would get shoes from him that were never worn - not a mark on the sole. My husband scored a couple of brand new Robert Graham shirts at that store for about 25% of retail price.

For me - it's unbelieveable that Noah and Helen's elder son is at William and Mary, much less "seems to be liking it." Full disclosure - it's my alma mater. It's harder than hell to get in there and even more so as an out-of-state student. No one who was tossed out of two high schools and barely graduated from a third gets in there and if by some miracle he did, he'd hate it. It's a relatively small school in a small town and it's very high stress and competitive. 

[LilaFowler]

8 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

For me - it's unbelieveable that Noah and Helen's elder son is at William and Mary, much less "seems to be liking it." Full disclosure - it's my alma mater. It's harder than hell to get in there and even more so as an out-of-state student. No one who was tossed out of two high schools and barely graduated from a third gets in there and if by some miracle he did, he'd hate it. It's a relatively small school in a small town and it's very high stress and competitive. 

He's a rich kid with a superstar father and grandfather. Those kids don't have the same standards for admission as the rest.