S05.E05: Bean Counter

[snarts]

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After a tense night out, a bucket of chicken really turns things around; Dr. Tiffany Moon and husband Daniel come aboard with their friends, hoping for a five-star experience; Keith and Danni struggle to get in sync.

Airs 11.4.2024

[Baltimore Betty]

I had to look up Dr. Tiffany Moon, I had forgotten she was a Dallas housewife. It was like a one day charter and they tipped $25,000? Production has got to know we are on to them with their fake tips.

Emma may have ADHD or she is just inept, either way she seems like she wants to do better but cannot get out of her own way. Her anxiety is getting the better of her, I feel for her but I also don't see her trying as much as I see her complaining about Gary and from what I have seen, he has been very nice to her.

Cloyce needs a handler, when Daisy really presses him, he does very well but if she backs off, he flounders, his youth is on full display!

I thought it was funny that after all the talk of Daisy trying to get her stews to make cocktails, we then see Glenn make himself some drink that had more than two ingredients, see even a captain can do it.

I see no chemistry between the two stews and any of the deck crew and that is refreshing, no need to see them bumping uglies under a sheet on camera.

 

 

 

 

 

[aghst]

Yeah definite stunt casting with the guests and the unearned tip.  Why wouldn’t they do a 2-night charter?  Maybe they had to convince them to do the show.  Otherwise fly all the way to Ibiza for one night?  Maybe they had their own reason to be in Europe and got talked into doing one night.

Danni is messy, high maintenance and drama.  Inevitable that Gary would swoop in.  First it was the beach club attendant, now Gary.  Keith may want to steer clear.  Daisy dismissed him as a nice guy — nice guys finish last — but is Danni such a prize?

Diana is petulant but she was right to turn her back to the jackhole who wanted extra beans.  She should learn to do it right but he was busting her balls and obviously didn’t make a difference in the tip.

Of course Danni was only too eager to please, for the positive reinforcement.  
 

But the producers may not mind Diana pouting on camera either.

[iMonrey]

What a terrible season this is. Daisy, Gary and Colin used to hold this show together and now that's ruined. Danni and Emma are a couple of useless malcontents, and Cloyce looks like he could one day be a serial killer. There's just something vaguely creepy about him. 

One-day charters have somehow become the norm for all the BD shows. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's all the guests can afford. Maybe it's as much as the guests are willing to do. Maybe it's the show trying to squeeze in more guests per season. Whatever the reason, it's another way these shows have gotten worse. We never really get a chance to see the guests in action before they're already gone and we're onto the next charter. 

The requisite nights out at the club with the drunken flirting and crying has gotten stale too. Nobody cares anymore, show! This isn't a dating show. It's supposed to be a show about working on a luxury yacht. 

[Chatty Cake]

Why doesn’t Davide wear some boxers or something? It’s an awkward climb to the top bunk. Why risk falling onto your boss with your balls out?

Edited November 6 by Chatty Cake

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, Chatty Cake said:

Why doesn’t the Davide wear some boxers or something? It’s an awkward climb to the top bunk. Why risk falling onto your boss with your balls out?

Even with the blurred out bits it was cringe.

[aqusdealer]

23 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Even with the blurred out bits it was cringe

I'm a guy and even I was cringing. I've had plenty of roomates in college and none of them ever showed their junk like this guy does. 🤮

[SemiCharmedLife]

I was hoping and praying that we wouldn't see Gary up to his old tricks this season.  Yet, as soon as the chance arises, he is making out with a stew- someone who has expressed an interest in one of his deckhands, no less.  Oh, that's right, last season he mansplained that the stews should go for him since he has more stripes.  Ugh.  Oh, well, hopefully that lets Keith off the hook...