Season 6, Live Chat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

A 38yo grandmother. That’s quite an achievement.

[Pepper Mostly]

Anayah has that insufferable smirk that makes me rage-y. She knows her mother will make sure her baby has food so that she can get her nails done. 

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Birf control?

The doctor literally tells you to use extra protection until you've been on it for a month! How stupid. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Class valedictorian. “That’s what we shoulda did.”

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

It's so sad though how you can see them repeating their parents mistakes and being in the same situation at 30. 

Oh lord this couple. Shouldn't the money you spent on a decorator and a riduclous photo shoot be spent on diapers instead? 

Also, statistically, if you are a teen mom you are more likely to get pre again within the next two years. It is sad.

[MagicEyes]

How is this man 59? He looks a good two decades older than that. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

The doctor literally tells you to use extra protection until you've been on it for a month! How stupid. 

Hey! She graduated early, at the top of her class! She is highly knowledged! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Champagne taste on a beer budget

[Auntie Anxiety]

As I said last week, it’s time to reward Kayleigh for getting pregnant at 15yo. Good parenting skills.

[MagicEyes]

Wait until these young men find out about child support!

[Mr. Miner]

Here’s your new car for getting pregnant at 15. 😡

[Pepper Mostly]

She's been waiting A  LONG TIME for her own car, y'all. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Sweet baby Jesus she got pregnant at 15

[tvrox]

Shouldn't you wait until she passes her test to get the car? She didn't even get her permit yet! 

[MagicEyes]

How long until she wrecks it? I have a bad feeling about this.

[tvrox]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey! She graduated early, at the top of her class! She is highly knowledged! 

Top of her class-of one person?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, your Nobelist daughter isn't likely to be heading off to college, so why not spring for a car? She'll need one to get to her shifts at Walmart. 

Edited June 11, 2024 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kayleigh’s going to have to focus on the baby, so let’s get her a car!

[MagicEyes]

If I get a lot of plastic surgery, I could be on the next season of Milf Manor! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

If I get a lot of plastic surgery, I could be on the next season of Milf Manor! 

If I got an attitude transplant, I could be on it with you!

[Shelbie]

It is bonkers to me that they bought that smug brat a car. I assume they have also bought the crib, car seat and high chair as well.

[sainte-chapelle]

Last night I had a cat on my lap so witnessed a 22 year old suck face with a blonde who looked like the crypt keeper …no

[Mr. Miner]

It’s like Haribo doesn’t want me to buy their product.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have an appointment with a gastroenterologist in a couple weeks. I’m hoping he can give me some medication so i can finally consume a real meal after months of this horrible acid reflux.

[MagicEyes]

The James Beard awards are happening, and I found a free cookbook on their website! 

https://jbf-media.s3.amazonaws.com/production/blog/2021/3/3/A_Place_at_the_Table (2).pdf

Now I'm hungry. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Social media will lead to the end of civilization.

[Mr. Miner]

I don’t think stepmom is very sad about the SC move.

[tvrox]

What job does Jenna have? Oh and way to go Aden. Don't help support your kid. 

Monetize social media. Great. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How sweet. An elementary school romance.

[tvrox]

This guy is weird looking. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How sweet. An elementary school romance.

Kids having babies have elementary school romances! 

[For Cereals]

7 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

It is bonkers to me that they bought that smug brat a car. I assume they have also bought the crib, car seat and high chair as well.

She’ll just use momma’s…it’s only been a couple of years

[Pepper Mostly]

DEAR GOD GIRL YOU ARE 19 YEARS OLD! WHERE IS THE FIRE?? Slow the hell down. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Derricos are insufferable. That’s all I’ve got.

Dad will be collecting Social Security soon.

[tvrox]

I hope she gets some practice driving before putting her newborn in the car. Yikes. 

[Mr. Miner]

Graham’s family is looking for a place further away.

[Pepper Mostly]

She'll "help" pay for gas. Oy.

[For Cereals]

So Jenna can get started on #2 with JJ

[tvrox]

I mean, it's middle of nowhere Kentucky. How much traffic could there be? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Dad will be collecting Social Security soon.

No he won't. He'll work till he drops, he'll have to support his feckless daughter and her spawn. 

[tvrox]

Shouldn't she practice in a parking lot first?? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How many mailboxes will Kayleigh take down? Any bets?

[Mr. Miner]

😡😡

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How many mailboxes will Kayleigh take down? Any bets?

3 or 4, before she figures out how not to do it. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

I mean, it's middle of nowhere Kentucky. How much traffic could there be? 

Sometimes there’s a trek wrek 

[Pepper Mostly]

Did she just say that she wants her parents to drive her around even once she gets her license? Because driving is too stressful? 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How many mailboxes will Kayleigh take down? Any bets?

All of them. All the mailboxes. 

[sainte-chapelle]

How did this girl pass anything?

Edited June 11, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

3 or 4, before she figures out how not to do it. 

Are you talking about mailboxes or babies ?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Did she just say that she wants her parents to drive her around even once she gets her license? Because driving is too stressful? 

Driving Miss Daisy Me Crazy

[tvrox]

She already knows there are going to be multiple baby daddies. Sad. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nate, your childhood is over in ten days. Sucks to be you.