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[Auntie Anxiety]

So will there be a visit to the Boom Boom Room at casa Nick?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So will there be a visit to the Boom Boom Room at casa Nick?

Still waiting on that barf emoji

[Auntie Anxiety]

Garrick’s moves Skeeve me out.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Devastating" in reality TV speak means "mildly upsetting". Everyone is always "devastated" by the dumbest, most penny ante things. 

"Date night" with Garrick consists of sitting on the couch. Fucking cheapskate. Even Justin took Yari to a restaurant. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick’s moves Skeeve me out.

Almost as bad as sperm dude. 

[Maybeitsme]

Ashley on first. Jasmine you're on deck

[Pepper Mostly]

"My dream is to design women's clothing. And then wear it" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mariam doesn’t know that Garrick’s main goal is have sex. Everything else is secondary. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait…he considers her full figured? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"My dream is to design women's clothing. And then wear it" 

He’ll specialize in tank tops.

Garrick started a gang. Okay.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god, that nervous titter of Garrick's. In Miriam's shoes I'd be as dry as noon in the Sahara right now. 

Oh I am DYING over Garrick's tale of gang activity. I bet he was a real badass. People trembled when Garrick drove by in his pickup truck, afraid he'd jack their lunch money. 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mariam doesn’t know that Garrick’s main goal is have sex. Everything else is secondary. 

He minors in petting,  which she finds distasteful 

[sainte-chapelle]

I love that she is making fun of him and his car gang stickers

[Polliwollidoodle]

ummmmm I don't know if it has happened before but watching now- Miryam is a devoted Muslim but she's drinking wine.

 

Sound legit to me NOT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, Garrick, you can go and change Mariam’s mind about living in a small town. Forget about the discrimination that she might feel in the said town.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh god, that nervous titter of Garrick's. In Miriam's shoes I'd be as dry as noon in the Sahara right now. 

Oh I am DYING over Garrick's tale of gang activity. I bet he was a real badass. People trembled when Garrick drove by in his pickup truck, afraid he'd jack their lunch money. 

He was the kid in grade 12 who beat up the third graders for money…a real bad ass

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Polliwollidoodle said:

ummmmm I don't know if it has happened before but watching now- Miryam is a devoted Muslim but she's drinking wine.

She's yanking his chain and I am here for it. I laughed and laughed when she asked how he'd feel if she wore a hijab. Lots of people aren't very observant when they're young but as they get older they embrace their religion more. It was a legit question and I loved her a little bit for it. 

Edited May 28 by Pepper Mostly

[Maybeitsme]

Oh Marium has him figured out already. This should be good.  She will play them both

[Red Bridey]

I like Mariam. Seems to have her head on straight, which of course should lead her to Get The Hell Away From This Couple! We'll see.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yeah, Garrick, you can go and change Mariam’s mind about living in a small town. Forget about the discrimination that she might feel in the said town.

Exactly. The in laws blenched visibly at the very mention of the word "Arabic". 

[Red Bridey]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Oh Marium has him figured out already. This should be good.  She will play them both

She's already making a play for a vacation home! Make em pay, Mariam!

[sainte-chapelle]

Plot twist….Mariam is working with Dani to get Garrick away from  Natalia 

[Shelbie]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yeah, Garrick, you can go and change Mariam’s mind about living in a small town. Forget about the discrimination that she might feel in the said town.

He doesn’t care what any woman fears or cares about.

God told him he was to have 5 wives and he will try to steamroll over any objection and believe the women are lucky and blessed to be around him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I CANNOT imagine having to sleep with four other people. Too much noise and moving around. I have been sleeping alone for decades now. I don’t even allow my dog on my bed.

[Red Bridey]

There's no way I would be pinned inside in that huge bed in between the big pink butt and the skeevy man. Nope nope nope!

[tvrox]

Hi all! The tornado watch over so I'm live chatting again. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daniele is really trying to sell it.

[Pepper Mostly]

"You can vocalize your feelings, but expect everyone to come at you from all sides and work you over" 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daniele is really trying to sell it.

She is doing a piss poor job. 

[Red Bridey]

Jasmine doesn't give a rat's ass what Danielle thinks. She may not realize that she needs to marry that big bag of insecurity. Not Nick, not the other two. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Jasmine wearing a long sleeved t-shirt or is that a huge tattoo?

[sainte-chapelle]

«  i don’t see myself having the same issues » kinda a low down insult

[Pepper Mostly]

"I can't let anyone slip into this situation" is an.....unfortunate choice of words. Nick sure wants to slip into Jasmine's, um, situation. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Greasy Justin comes in: “Daddy’s home.”

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

There's no way I would be pinned inside in that huge bed in between the big pink butt and the skeevy man. Nope nope nope!

So i forget … do they have sex in the big bed?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yary isn’t interested, dude. Move on to your next victim.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

So i forget … do they have sex in the big bed?

They don’t, they have a boom boom room with a smaller bed

[Auntie Anxiety]

Becky, you’re wasting MY time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

«  i don’t see myself having the same issues » kinda a low down insult

Jasmine cracks me up. She knows who she is. If she were to join this melange, and then decide to nope out, there would be no persuading her to come back. She's no quivering bowl of jello like poor Danielle. She'd give them the finger and head off to her next adventure. 

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t know the Jasmine tea but I suspect she just wants to be on TV

Cannot believe she's ok with dragging her son into this! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

They don’t, they have a boom boom room with a smaller bed

And there's always a chance of a knee trembler with. Nick in the hall! 

[tvrox]

The dog is much cuter than the owners. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That dog is the closest these two are going to get to having someone else in their family.

[Pepper Mostly]

Justin! Yari is NOT "conflicted"! She told you in no uncertain terms that she is not interested in sharing her man! What are you on about?

[Red Bridey]

These couples do not make for a compelling argument for plural marriage. 

[judylo]

Yary isn’t conflicted. She wants monogamy with Justin!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

These couples do not make for a compelling argument for plural marriage. 

I love your gift for understatement. 

[judylo]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

They don’t, they have a boom boom room with a smaller bed

I know, but I refuse to believe that …. things …don’t happen in it. If not actual orgies.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m dying for a hamburger, but I know I’ll be sorry after I eat one.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

These couples do not make for a compelling argument for plural marriage. 

What are you talking about? It’s my dream to sleep in a giant bed and be pawed by a jobless loser. Or another option is to be rubbed and petted by a guy who talks to God in his garage.

[tvrox]

24 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Devastating" in reality TV speak means "mildly upsetting". Everyone is always "devastated" by the dumbest, most penny ante things. 

"Date night" with Garrick consists of sitting on the couch. Fucking cheapskate. Even Justin took Yari to a restaurant. 

That was a nice fireplace, but of course Garrick just wanted to pet her more. 

25 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Garrick’s moves Skeeve me out.

No way he was in a gang!