S.8. E.12 Blazed and Confused

[drivethroo]

On 2/14/2024 at 7:51 AM, Chatty Cake said:

I’m more curious about Juan’s second act. I don’t know if coaching jobs are still in the picture for him.

Juan's second act needs to be jumping on that register at the Dick's Sporting Goods in Columbia.

 

[pasdetrois]

I see him selling used cars. He will be featured as the main attraction for the buying public.

[Vanderboom]

On 2/19/2024 at 12:21 PM, drivethroo said:

Juan's second act needs to be jumping on that register at the Dick's Sporting Goods in Columbia.

 

At the very least, he needs to capitalize on his reputation; he can own and run a chain of laundromats! 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Vanderboom said:

At the very least, he needs to capitalize on his reputation; he can own and run a chain of laundromats! 

You have heard of Martinizing, now you can Juaninize your laundry!  You can get that up close and personal attention for just a handful of quarters.

[drivethroo]

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Tuesday at 10:00 AM

I see him selling used cars. He will be featured as the main attraction for the buying public.

🎶 At Eastern Motors, Your Job's Your Credit

At Eastern Motors, Your Job's Your Credit

Fords, Hondas, Chevys, Beamers & Minivans

Over 600 cars, trucks, SUVs, are you listening, man?

Let Juan Dixon, put you in a car today

Let Robyn Dixon, finance you all the way 🎶

[qtpye]

On 2/22/2024 at 12:39 PM, drivethroo said:

Let Juan Dixon, put you in a car today

Juan would probably have you drop him off to do laundry during the test drive. 

[Rlb8031]

11 hours ago, qtpye said:

Juan would probably have you drop him off to do laundry during the test drive. 

Unless you looked like younger Karen, in which case he'd invite you along.

[qtpye]

On 2/22/2024 at 12:39 PM, drivethroo said:

🎶 At Eastern Motors, Your Job's Your Credit

At Eastern Motors, Your Job's Your Credit

Fords, Hondas, Chevys, Beamers & Minivans

Over 600 cars, trucks, SUVs, are you listening, man?

Let Juan Dixon, put you in a car today

Let Robyn Dixon, finance you all the way 🎶

Michael Darby would probably buy up every car on the lot just to hang out with Juan.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 hours ago, qtpye said:

Michael Darby would probably buy up every car on the lot just to hang out with Juan.

Think of the irony of Juan making money off of Michael.