90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll miss you all this Sunday, but here’s some heartening news for those who need it: Seeking Sister Wife is starting up again on March 4th!!!! Woo hoo! And brace yourselves because it appears that Garrick will be returning for yet another season. Yes, our favorite punching bag he-man will be looking for his next victim. Hilarity ensues.

[magemaud]

Between this forum being down all last week and no program tonight, I'm really bored. I'm not interested in the Super Bowl or whether or not Taylor Swift gets there in time! Can we Live Chat during the usual showtime anyway? 

Meanwhile, for your viewing pleasure...btw, over on Reddit a couple of people have posted Cameos that they bought from Darcey. Hilariously cringeworthy! She gets in all her catchphrases and seems to be repeating the same script, just filling in the names and occasion. 

 

Edited February 11, 2024 by magemaud

[magemaud]

Can we have some fun here this week while we wait for the next episode? I've read they've filmed Season 2 of "The Last Resort" in Arizona to air August or September. So far, the speculation is that these couples will be on: 

Paola and Russ

Gino and Jasmine

Sophie and Rob

Miona and Jibri 

who else does anybody think? 

Edited February 12, 2024 by magemaud

[surfgirl]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

Can we have some fun here this week while we wait for the next episode? I've read they've filmed Season 2 of "The Last Resort" in Arizona to air August or September. So far, the speculation is that these couples will be on: 

Paola and Russ

Gino and Jasmine

Sophie and Rob

Miona and Jibri 

who else does anybody think? 

Of this list, we already know that JibJab are splitsville, and why would Yino and Yasmine be on when they just got married? Ditto Sophie and Knob. Paola and Russ seem happy enough on their IG so it would be for the money and manufactured drama, IMO.

[magemaud]

The couples' actual status doesn't appear to matter for "The Last Resort." Like Jibri and Miona, Kalani and Asuelu had broken up long before the show was filmed. Molly and Kelly weren't a couple any longer but pretended to be. Jovi and Yara really didn't appear to have any relationship issues, so it's not a stretch that Russ and Paola might be there for manufactured drama and the TLC $$$. Even if the others just got married this season, there are rumors swirling around that some have already split. 

Edited to add: I will add Ari and Binyan to the list of possible couples

Spoiler

Sophie and Rob and Gino and Jasmine for example

And even Nikki could be back, much like Angela and Michael but with Igor on a screen from Moldova. 

Edited February 13, 2024 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! I've been DESOLATE without LAL and no chat last night. So I've turned up for that festival of cringe that is the Single Life. I've got the snark knives honed and I'm ready to rumble! 

Has everyone had a good week? I got new glasses and the shingles vax. We're supposed to get 8-12 inches of snow tomorrow. Houseguest and I were going to get tickets to Book of Mormon Boston tour but it'll be cheaper to go to NYC on the train, stay overnight, and see it THERE. Yikes. What are you all doing? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just seeing the next episode highlights on Pillow Talk is making me think twice about watching it.

The storm petered out where I live. Was supposed to get about a foot, like you, @Pepper Mostly, but looks like it it’ll be more like a dusting. Which is great because I really didn’t want to trudge through knee-high snow when I take my dog out for her business trip tomorrow morning.

Edited February 13, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, poor Tim's date. She hasn't caught on yet, Tim thinks girls are icky and have cooties. He will not kiss you. He will, however, agree to watch Real Housewives with you and do Korean sheet masks. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just seeing the next episode highlights on Pillow Talk is making me think twice about watching it.

Hang in there, Auntie. I need SOMEONE to snark with! 

Julian thinks he's living in a Victorian novel, I guess? "Sir, what are your intentions? Lord Vere de Vere at my club says you are an infernal blackguard!"

So, Rueben the Cuban jacked a go kart from Dave and Buster's, I guess? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s just that there is no one on this show that I like or give two shits about. The rest is so obviously manufactured and these folks are bad actors (especially Nutalie!). 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s just that there is no one on this show that I like or give two shits about. The rest is so obviously manufactured and these folks are bad actors (especially Nutalie!). 

I kind of like Miss Debbie.

"You just keep your ass in the bushes!"

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s just that there is no one on this show that I like or give two shits about. The rest is so obviously manufactured and these folks are bad actors (especially Nutalie!). 

So, just like the rest of the franchise, then? Come on Auntie, I need your wit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, unless and until there is an engagement ring and a date set for the wedding, his kids don’t need to know you.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I kind of like Miss Debbie.

"You just keep your ass in the bushes!"

Miss Debbie, bless her, is nutty as an Almond Joy. 

[Zombness]

Good evening!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie is going down Memory Lane, talking about her numerous ex-husbands. It’s sort of hilarious. 

It’s John. From Bawstin.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yay, @Zombness has entered the chat! Come on, peeps, we can do this! I am FAINTING  for some snark.

[judylo]

Hi everyone! We may get snow tomorrow in NYC. I hardly ever go out anyway!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 It’s John. From Bawstin.

Is he drunk yet? He has Sam Adams in his veins. And Dunks iced coffee.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yay, @Zombness has entered the chat! Come on, peeps, we can do this! I am FAINTING  for some snark.

I’ve been feeling like I’m in a snark desert. 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Miss Debbie, bless her, is nutty as an Almond Joy. 

But it's the *JOY* part that I like!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Hi everyone! We may get snow tomorrow in NYC. I hardly ever go out anyway!

Yay! Glad to see you, @judylo! We're supposed to get hammered with snow tomorrow. Houseguest took the day off work to take her car to the mechanic, but he's not going to work because snow. So we will probably bake and watch Capote and the Swans. 

[Suzywriter]

On 2/5/2024 at 9:42 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ben, there must be a Bible verse that can give you guidance about getting a job. 

"If he does not work, neither let him eat."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Because of the storm forecast, I ended going to BJ’s today for all the things I thought I needed, but I really don’t. Except for the huge tub of vanilla Haagen Daz.

[Zombness]

I see this only for Miss Debbie.  I think she is unique and  yes, she is full of joie de vivre.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Because of the storm forecast, I ended going to BJ’s today for all the things I thought I needed, but I really don’t. Except for the huge tub of vanilla Haagen Daz.

I thrifted some knitting needles, just in case I need to knit a snow blower.

[Auntie Anxiety]

John from Bawstin fell pretty hahd for her.

[Zombness]

Hard to see John changing and taking care of a special needs kid.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god these promos for Diaries are giving me LIFE. Yoga instead of sex??  

"We decided to try jelly donuts instead of sex"

"We decided to try raising chickens instead of sex" 

"We decided to try macrame instead of sex"

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

John from Bawstin fell pretty hahd for her.

Hm. John's chick seems a bit off.

[judylo]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yay! Glad to see you, @judylo! We're supposed to get hammered with snow tomorrow. Houseguest took the day off work to take her car to the mechanic, but he's not going to work because snow. So we will probably bake and watch Capote and the Swans. 

I’ve been watching the Capote thing too!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I thrifted some knitting needles, just in case I need to knit a snow blower.

I laughed really, really loudly at this. 

Jesus, John, you couldn't clean your room? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyray. Oy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

I’ve been watching the Capote thing too!

It is so delightfully soapy and bitchy, I love it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, judylo said:

I’ve been watching the Capote thing too!

Is it good? Would I like it?

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tyray. Oy.

Oy is the word!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tyray, no one is going to want to hug you and your sweat-soaked shirt.

[Suzywriter]

Tyrae needs his two handsome brothers to lend him some style.  

[Zombness]

Tyray is a pathetic case.   

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it good? Would I like it?

Oh, I think you'd LOVE it. Socialites picking at salads at La Cote Basque, skewering all and sundry. Smoking elegantly. Everyone is beautifully dressed and absolutely vicious. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? No axe throwing cafe?

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it good? Would I like it?

It’s maybe not as good as it could be, and apparently liberties have been taken, but … yeah!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tyray, no one is going to want to hug you and your sweat-soaked shirt.

Eeew!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Tyray is a pathetic case.   

He's really a mess. Totally socially inept and so gauche. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What? No axe throwing cafe?

Fucking one horse town. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The guide will be using this for his audition tape. He’s definitely a fixture in the community theater world.

I spent a few hours watching Dance Life on Prime (where there are now fucking commercials unless you want to pay even more money to watch tv) and it was pretty good. Young adults in Australia, vying for success at a renowned performing arts school. Lots of dancing, drama, backstories, coming of age.

Edited February 13, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Suzywriter]

I'm a professional storyteller, and I can say that the tour guide is on point. He's marvelous.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

It’s maybe not as good as it could be, and apparently liberties have been taken, but … yeah!

I watched The Capote Tapes as a companion piece. I take for granted that there are going to be liberties taken in a show like this. But it's delicious just taken as it is, not as a historically accurate portrayal.

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I'm a professional storyteller, and I can say that the tour guide is on point. He's marvelous.

Agreed. Salem's full of tours like this. You need to be able to stand out. 

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I watched The Capote Tapes as a companion piece. I take for granted that there are going to be liberties taken in a show like this. But it's delicious just taken as it is, not as a historically accurate portrayal.

Agreed. Salem's full of tours like this. You need to be able to stand out. 

Poor CZ Guest. She was apparently gorgeous. Chloe Sevigny looks nothing like her.

OMG the hat! 

[Suzywriter]

Ruben the Cuban's slingshot motorcycle is major badass.

[Pepper Mostly]

14 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Because of the storm forecast, I ended going to BJ’s today for all the things I thought I needed, but I really don’t. Except for the huge tub of vanilla Haagen Daz.

I got an Instacart this evening, with a weird assortment of stuff I thought I might need for tomorrow. Plus we have wine, and beer. Fortunately I already have plenty of toilet paper. Phew. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tim, does she need to draw you a diagram?