Getting to Genoa You All Over Again: Y&R Daily Chat

[NinjaPenguins]

Kyle, you stupid, grandpa sweater wearing fuck boi. Wish your mom & dad could see their big boy businessman signing a contract without the benefit of legal advice. There’s a local attorney with an open schedule and expertise in the malevolent dealings of Victor Newman, but you do you, numbnuts. The joke’s on Victor, because the immortal soul Kyle has forfeited has less substance than Pomp’s chin.

Did the writers just discover pneumonia? I feel like they did. Everyone is treating the idea with this kind of horrified wonderment that’s just weird, man. Pneumonia can be dangerous (especially when you won’t get treated, Cole), but it’s not some exotic, incurable plague. Personally, I think Cole is having difficulty with turning into a vampire, so Victoria should take a long, hard look in the mirror at her absent reflection and contemplate her culpability. Now, not all Newmans inherit the vampire gene, but many are surprised to learn that Nicholas actually did. He’s a petrovampire who naturally draws oils from his surroundings and stores them in his hair. #Y&RLore

Speaking of vile creatures, good fancy fruitcakes is Phyllis unlikeable or what? Getting in Sally’s personal space, making threats and calling her a whore should have lead to a rousing game of “Find Your Teeth” but I guess Sally realized that Phyllis would have no trouble spotting her bluetooths on the Athletic Club floor. Amanda must be a jonesing for a humiliating pink slip to wrangle an invite for the manic foghorn.

Mariah killed that man in the flashback just to watch him die, didn’t she? Or he reminded her of Ian Ward, she snapped and now he’s resting comfortably at the bottom of a lake. Meanwhile Daniel is developing the hots for Tessa.

So… Victor is now pimping both Audra and Claire out? He’s certainly put a monetary value on their romantic activities. He just needs a gaudy cane and coat to swan about town in. I’d like to say this is the absolute rock bottom show can reach when it comes to misogyny, but I can hear the distant roar of Josh Griffith firing up the excavator.

DOO-mah or DOONOT-mah, that is the question.

[One Tough Cookie]

3 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

we will catch a glimpse of his feet in the last 10 seconds.

MAKE IT TUCKER MAKE IT TUCKER MAKE IT TUCKER

[One Tough Cookie]

4 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said:

Sally’s personal space, making threats and calling her a whore should have lead to a rousing game of “Find Your Teeth” but I

Couldn't stop laughing

 

4 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said:

I guess Sally realized that Phyllis would have no trouble spotting her bluetooths on the Athletic Club floor. Amanda must be a jonesing for a humiliating pink slip to wrangle an invite for the manic foghorn

Stop. Just stop. Contact the writers and offer your services!

Edited Saturday at 05:47 PM by One Tough Cookie

[Audpaud]

Ewwwww Mariah! Really?