There Once Was A Merle From Nantucket: The Walking Dead Limericks

[CletusMusashi]

Alpha, as she'd prefer you addressed her,

has the world too afraid to molest her

With her mask on her head

she looks just like the dead

And without it just like Uncle Fester

[Nashville]

16 hours ago, CletusMusashi said:

Alpha, as she'd prefer you addressed her,

has the world too afraid to molest her

With her mask on her head

she looks just like the dead

And without it just like Uncle Fester

Beauty. 😄😄 😄 

[AngelaHunter]

Cletus, I really must say

Your pomes affect me some way

I snigger and I shriek

whilst tears of mirth do leak

For "Uncle Fester" - Fist bump and hooray!

🤣

[CletusMusashi]

Uncle Fester is mad.

And you all know what that means.

Look out! Here comes Lurch.

[Nashville]

Beta was badass.

Bashed brains out in dreadful fall.

Whoops! No - just his teeth.

[CletusMusashi]

An alpha bitch scary and shiny

has a beta besot with her heinie

But his pants are ashitten

because she is smitten

with a fool talky and his tool tiny