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“I picked the Woo urn!” Cue the crickets.

Holy shit, Jack McBrayer IS Donathan!! You think the note really promised Dom at least $500K if he gave up immunity? Gotta sell the gimmick,

If you’re into The Challenge, this is basically Jordan flipping all the cards to force a showdown with Johnny. Huge degree of difficulty involved.

Dom, you can win. Stop shilling the gimmick! Choose an urn? What the fucking fuck?!? Does anybody even remember Keith’s name? ”This flashback brought to you by Culpepper’s annoying mustache.” Ooooooooooooooohhhhh, fuck. If I cared about Dom either way, I’d be nervous.

Let me guess . . . Wendell gets too close to a fire, and his face gets burned up from the flame hitting his toothpick?

“Survivor: We don’t need a ‘Zingbot’. That’s what Probst is there for.”

A final message? “Congrats, Dom! Come to my tent tonight. I’ll give you something worth almost a million dollars!” I’ve never heard people rank on Sia in general. She seems nice. That said, how about parodying her songs, focusing on how tired Survivor has become? I think she’d be amused.

Probst would be awesome announcing high-stakes poker. “MARTIN! LOSES!! EVERYTHING!!!! Also three fingers of his opponent’s choosing!”

Can’t wait for the winner to find out about the Day 38 twist. Oh, never mind, Probst is cutting to the chase.

Wendell playing for the jury. I’m good with that. Shucks . . . I kinda/sorta had a fantasy where Donathan was skating around the Reunion stage, all the other players were dead, and the crowd would chant his name louder and louder. ETA: At least Donathan represented Southern gay folk better than Colton. Not saying much, I know. And, hey, Sia still watches! Maybe we could get one TC where a few weirdly-dressed people perform interpretive dance.

If Dom and Wendell make it to the end, could we get something like the Yul/Ozzy showdown? I can’t remember the last 5-4-0 result.

Headline: “Wendell Wins Dull Season.” Underneath: “Probst in first public outing since beard burn injury from Ben.”

Probst said “four pieces of wood.” He would know about that. #ImTenYearsOld

I like the idea of James and Erik getting apologies. Apparently, someone is gonna do something monumentally stupid. Can’t wait!!!

Sea Bass is served! I’m thinking it’ll take half a day before he realizes he got voted off. BTW, stop saying, “We’re sending them home.” They’re not going on the first plane to the Statez. So annoying! Erik!!! I met him years ago. He’s got some decent cartooning skills. James? Meh.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, just announce the damn votes.

In the movie, Donathan will be played by Jack McBrayer. Have I mentioned there are too many idols? Because there are too many damn idols.

Three words from me: “Fuck Big Brother.” What happens if everyone is immune? Does Probst snuff Cirie’s torch in absentia? ETA: “Caged tigers” and buggy eyes. Probst had some coke with his Botox!

“We were gonna do the cow in, but then her calf ambled up. So you can choose one more person.” I lost track . . . how many advantages are in play?

Still not digging how most non-endurance challenges end on a puzzle. Kinda slows things to a grind. Hey, Wendall made sure to call Probst. He’s learning! ?

“Big stakes.” Oh, Probst. ? ETA: Dang, Dream Team went all out with the maze.

How many poles is Probst ready to huff tonight? How about this: ten minutes of recap for anyone just tuning in, have the announcment around 10:05, and slate the Reunion from there. I think Probst would get a chubby if Donathan wins. Then he can take credit for his victory after "urging" him on in the first episode.

Anybody want to guess the percentage of paid fans in the crowd? I’m thinking 40.

ETA something more important . . .Reality Blurred reveals theme of S37, in case you can't watch the Reunion at 10:50. Here's something different . . .two-time contestant/constant punchline Erik Reichenbach draws one of his cartoons based on the current season.

Given the events of AIW, I can see a way for Killmonger to come back. Glover was in SMH?? I don't think he looks like Achebe. Then again, MBJ wasn't seven-feet-tall, and he was awesome as Killmonger.