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Man, David is loving whupping Stephen. And Alex goes for the headlock on Barry.

While I'm thinking about it . . . maybe Mick Rory is writing this whole epic. Probably not . . . all the women we've seen seem to have two breasts apiece.

Okay, seriously, how come Tyler Whashisface doesn't play Superman more often?

aaaaaaaaanf they're still in leather jackets. #schmucks

Keeping applying that butter, Kara. . .

You don't fuck with the Phantom Zone Projector, Ramone! Geez!!!

"I know Dante! You know, the guy I kinda negated a few years ago!"

Kinda wish reality wasn't screwy. A Cisco/Brainy team-up would have been fun. Not as good as Cisco/Winn, though. Or Sgt. Schott & the Freedom Fighters.

Shit, Mehcad cannot catch a break. "Superman's Worst Pal"? Okay, that is pretty funny,

In other news, Cisco doesn't have the Reverb hair bun.

GARY. ARRRRRRRRRRGGGH.

Seriously, just put them in hero gear. Trigger Twins doesn't work for those two.

"Gentlemen. You look like complete putzes. I mean, Deegan put you in those clothes, but could you at least tried to break into an apartment and get beter attire?!?"

I meant with that hairstyle. And it does look like Elsa.

Kara? Let Doctor Who deal with potential gender changes.

Is that Caitlin with the white hair? Looks good on her.

And damn, Tyler's good at being bad. Not unlike Tom Weiling, come to think of it.

Great restraint not playing "Back in Black."

Hey, Deegan intro!! Still doesn't explain the mullet.

Wait, so we got another season shorter than the other DC shows? That’s just not right. Please tell me Black Lightning has a similar deal because it’s the rookie comic book show on the CW. April. Shit. Can’t Charlie and John screw things up to correct that error? Even if it meant kitties and puppets?

I'm not feeling too nickpicky about "Elseworlds." Basically, we could get an hour of Melissa, Grant and Stephen riffing off each other. Why bring in other characters? You know, like fucking Ricardo Fucking Diaz? And he comes at a point where Oliver can't lobotomize him with a vibrating hand. Wait, so Caitlin/Killer Frost was fighting Nora Fries? That's the third Nora in the Arrowverse. Will Black Lightning bring us a fourth? I like the idea that Gotham City is the hellhole nobody has ever talked about, and Oliver not buying into the "urban legend." But this Gotham City ain't as fun as the one from Gotham. For God's sake, one antagonist wielding a sword was blown up with a rocket launcher. And it was glorious. Basically, Gotham veered into bugfuckery before Legends of Tomorrow. Poor Cisco getting run over by . . . I want to say Psycho Pirate? I saw him and Caitlin roll into ARGUS, I figured they were there to shame the hell out of poor Curtis. Is that all we get from Batwoman? Given the hype and the backlash regarding Ruby Rose, I would have expected more. My biggest nitpick (aside from Bruce Wayne up and leaving) would be we didn't have a Batwoman with short red hair wearing a long-haired red wig. That just seemed funny to me. Ruby does have the intense look down, though. Was . . . was Barry-90's lightning bolt always that weird-looking? It just seemed so off. I'm hoping he gets a proper sendoff tomorrow. Maybe he married Tina McGee (there was no Iris) and had a bunch of superspeedy kids. I didn't know about EoWells and Malcolm coming back as the (wrong) hallucinations for our heroes. "Is this Malcolm? You were right, Ollie! He is a handsome man!!" And then Ollie and Flash fought like they were in one of the Injustice video games. Maybe a South Park fan can score that scene to "Let's Fighting Love."

Time loops? Hey, why the hell out at this point? Koichi's secondhand story comes after Jouske defeated Rohan through blind rage. This is a guy whose Stand turns people into literal open books, AND he's voiced by Vic Mignoga. Seriously, Koichi got worked so hard. With Yukako, Koichi would have stilled died, but he would not have have died a virgin. Okuyasu unknowing lighting himself on fire was also funny. Anybody watch Rohan go nuts on the page get flashbacks of Teru Mikami from Death Note? Only with manga instead of screaming "DELETE!!!!!" and writing in a Death Note?

How long until the gang comes back? I mean, I like "Elseworlds" and its Earths-shaking crisis, but the Legends deal with that level of insanity all the time. And yes, @scarynikki12, they could have ended the crossover in forty minutes . . . . but it would have been so much worse for the first thirty. Entertaining "worse," I mean. Gary died on a trip to Vesuvius. I wonder if he met the Doctor and/or Donna. And that's not as sad as Hank and Nate getting killed by a garden gnome. "What if Mick Rory was the driving force of the team?" We get Nate and Ray being as bad as him, but still being the goobers that they are. "Sirens of Space-Time." Ava Sharpe IS Roundhouse! Gideon IS Hard Drive. Such gratuitous hair-flipping. Seriously, I'm thinking this episode took forever because no one kept a straight face for more than a minute. Seriously, the heart of the story has Constatine and Charlie realizing they can't make their problems go way, and John's one true love goes to Hell . . . but puppets! And Zari the Kitty! Who is really not happy with what's been going on! And we get another friendship born, this time between Zari and Charlie. Hey, who hasn't broken everything with a few reckless actions? Zari did that, and she had to live through Hedgehog Day. No teaser for upcoming episodes? Damn.

“Superhero landing! He’s doing the superhero landing!”