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No, Tiffany, don’t keep the idol in your pocket!

Isn’t Probst part of Production?

I really hope the container is shatterproof. Liz’s soul doesn’t need any more abuse.

Thought: Liz didn’t ask anyone to belch in her mouth. That has to count for something, right? Endurance challenge . . . yaaaaaaaaay. 🙄🙄🙄

Liz is in hell. I get how she’s considered a crybaby, but I feel bad for her.

Do not put that out in the universe. I hate cheese, but the guilt involving Liz would make me power through the burger.

Maybe she’ll resort to human flesh? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Yeah, the casting people need to be beaten. “I’m a super fan with tons of allergies!” “I want to win a million hearts!” “I refer to myself in the third person and will quit anything!” “ALL APPROVED!!!”

The others are feeding Liz’s feelings. I think they would avoid her, but Q sucks that hard.

If Probst could have made sand angels in Liz’s tears, he would have. He likes to pour salt in the wound, even when you’re not there.

Oh, look, Probst whacks off while recruiting. With people like Q and Liz around, let’s not forget who the real enemy is.

I’m hoping this leads to a comeback story, because that was painful to watch.

“Oh, Liz is already begging.” CRINGE. I hate being that guy, but she’s going to get cut loose in a week-and-a-half no matter what. Q just stomps on Liz’s soul, and she is pissed.

Q wins. And the crowd goes “meh.”

Uh oh. Liz is having an episode. I hope Applebee’s gives her a few bucks under the table.

Ouch. And you just know Russell would jump around in celebration like Yosemite Sam. Carny game! I hear Applebee’s is a sponsor! 🤦‍♂️

Heads up . . . Phil is going to be on The Late Show tonight.

A lowercase goat . . . one that bleats and occasionally gores. Tiffany with the Icarus analogy!

“What the heck, you ho-bags?!?” should’ve been the title.

Heh. Scott said "screw."

From AVClub: "We're calling it: X-Men '97 is the greatest X-Men adaptation of all time"

“If anyone has any objec-“ “YO! RIGHT HERE!”

I mentioned gentle pressure during the episode. There was an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 where the characters riffed on a railroad safety film, Days Of Our Years. One of the things brought up was about applying gentle pressure to the shoulder in order to get the attention of someone who is welding. They didn't cover arc-eye. Here's the video; I cued it up to the relevant part, but the whole thing is darkly funny.

Is it me, or did Bastion sound like Jeff Goldblum to you guys as well?

Good leg. Even with Ricky & Cesar making the top two yet again, I don't think there's an overwhelming favorite to win. Well, except for Yvonne & Melissa, who seem under-served by the editing. Welding! Nice to see Racers take shop class. Also funny to see those not participating in the Roadblock wearing the protective gear and eye shields, even though they weren't near the action. Detour would have been a nightmare for me. I don't think I'm capable of maintaining a constant rhythm, and I don't speak Spanish, let alone sing it. Bless the Girlfriends' hearts for trying their best at singing. I guess they don't go to karaoke often. I felt the other singers were getting annoyed that they had to keep performing while Yvonne & Melissa kept screwing up. Amber & Vinny . . . I really hope they have split up by now. I don't think a million bucks would be enough to keep them together. He's just so damn pushy, and I just want to pull that long hair from his head in a violent manner. Sunny & Bizzy . . . they ran out of other teams to outlast. I figured Yvonne & Melissa's singing would have let the Firefighters dodge elimination yet again, but it wasn't mean to be. Oh, and Angie & Danny wound up in second place. Here's hoping they don't feel the urge to help other teams. I'm willing to bet that they thought the teams would be leaving in a 2-3-2 pattern instead of 2-2-3, where they were stuck with the Girlfriends & Firefighters.