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They didn’t get new flooring for “the baby”. Their lease is up and the house was destroyed by a pack of dogs. The floors that Andrew refinished look like shit and Amber will most likely be sued again by the landlords. They’re going to California for his “work” and most likely won’t come back. I’m sure Amber will figure out a way to blame Gary that she’s not able to see BewBew.

Grow the fuck up, Tyler. You have resources to afford any type of therapy imaginable, take any class that piqued your curiosity and to travel the world. Bitch, you can even afford to hire a tutor to show you how to use the word ‘irony’ correctly. If you’re empty, you’re not going to find wholeness you search for on social media.

Since Linc and Lux share the same father, I bet they’ll look a lot alike when they’re older.

If the child wears a brace (and hopefully a helmet) why hide it?! Let the viewers know that you are actually addressing your child’s medical needs. Also, that video of the dog with the baby scares me.

Excellent point.

That’s the only cock Catelynn is seeing.

Leah is with her family.

Each one of those earlobe rips is a fight. She won’t have it fixed because it shows that she is a “boss bitch”/“real woman”.

Wow. What type of Mayberry-let-Otis-the-town-drunk-sleep-it-off BULLSHIT was Ryan’s 2017 citation?!!! He was driving for fucks sake!! Many addicts get high an hour after their drug tests and know when to stop using in order to be clean for the next test.

Lux still looks like his father Javi.

I doubt Catelynn was one of the first five receivers of that photo.

Hashtag keep talking mental health.

You can also tell by the low-quality zipper that it is a fake.

I hate Amber the most too.

The empty Easter eggs are a metaphor for her parenting style.

It’s hysterical that Matt’s ebay-purchased memorabilia is still in the “office”. I’m shocked that Amber didn’t smash his prized possessions.

That bathing suit bottom looks like an adult diaper.

They live a completely artificial life and that is evident by the need to share such a fake conversation with the entire world. Her posts remind me of a friend/colleague’s posts. She has a JD and is executive director for a non-profit that I worked at while in grad school. Her husband beats her. Those of us who know, have tried to get her to leave this marriage for over a decade but to no avail. She has to be the dumbest smart woman around. Whenever I hop on FB (not often) I’ll notice one of her posts about how her husband is the best husband in the world and how they’re so happy. Um, you were just on the phone crying to me last night? WTF.

I’m so proud of Gary. He is of the rare ones attached to this franchise that will be able to sustain their lifestyles once the series is cancelled. Just wish he start focusing on his health and wellness. God forbid something happened to Gary, poor Leah would go live with her monster of a mother.

Maybe he stole the oars in order to make a crib for his crack baby, ala Cole?

David only has one son. He doesn’t consider Jace and Kaiser to be his sons.

Yeah, he barely sees his kid while sober. I figure the protective order is so that (enabling) Mimi Jen can’t bring Bentley to visit Ryan. Maci most likely included the whole family as to gain better odds for approval?

Maci has a completely fake storyline as they hide the truth about Ryan’s opioid dependence and all his arrests?!??

Buddies, please be kind and make a timeline.

She had a Groupon for those Krav Maga classes so she’s like an Israeli spy.