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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Don’t worry, Tommy Shelby. I’m coming! Good night, all. Hugs and kisses and prenup agreements. Farewell and Godspeed.
  2. Jade = production assistant. Sharp, get some new writers.
  3. Mina has absolutely no intention of signing a prenup. Shes positioning herself well.
  4. Vagina steaming goes a long way.
  5. Shes a snake🐍. They both are.
  6. Mina forgot to put on her waterproof mascara.
  7. Your neighbor needs better training, maybe a shock collar?
  8. Anyone own a Saatva mattress? I’m thinking of buying one.
  9. Entitlement much?
  10. Even though Shekky loves Sophie more than anything, the dick guy won out.
  11. Shekky’s daughter should talk some sense into Jordan.
  12. Tell him to look up what’s his name and what’s his name.
  13. Madhi and Matt should form a stuck in the middle support group.
  14. What came first? The hubby cheating or the fish market smell excuse?
  15. Stevi: i forbid you to talk to your family.
  16. Better to be worried about germs than to be cavalier like Loren.
  17. I went out to lunch with friends today. I couldn’t join in, but they were day drinking cosmos and dirty martinis.
  18. My parents taught me not to buy things that I can’ afford. Luckily, I passed that along to me kids. Their father had different idea$.
  19. No, but it’s good for an episode or two of drama.
  20. Interrogate the meaning of life is like conversating with the gods.
  21. Kerry Gold butter is on sale at Costco.
  22. Here I am watching this shit, while 1923, Mob Land and the last season of Peaky Fooking Bloinders is awaiting me? I blame it on you guys.
  23. Stevi, he doesn’t c are about the wedding as much as he cares about the inflated costs.
  24. Matt: 🤡 to the left of me, jokers to my right. Here i am, stuck in the middle with you.
  25. Matt is loving the cat fight.
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