Armchair Critic

Maybe it's my algorithm but I have a lot of stuff with Kathy and Susan pop up on social media. Now Gerry signed with a talent agency. I guess they are trying to stretch their 15 minutes. I saw one article that they were considering Susan Lucci (!?!) for the Golden Bachelorette.

I forgot about this kidnapping, but when I saw the preview I remembered watching a tv movie about this with my family when I was younger. This was done very well, sad to see the after effects on the children (and I assume the bus driver too). The three kidnappers didn't seem to have much remorse. It could have been a lot worse if they just left them there a few days while they waited for their ransom money.

🎵 "Taste the biscuit. Taste the goodness of the biscuit" 🎶 I'll show myself out....

Snow day today! Right now I am stalking the UPS guy on the virtual map, glad they are delivering now before the weather gets too bad because we are supposed to have a blizzard with over a foot of snow. Have you watched a good movie or series lately? I am looking forward to FEUD: Capote Vs. The Swans:

I liked John Kennedy Jr's wife Carolyn's wedding dress, guess that's what I had in the back of my mind, the dress I posted above is kind of like it.

I wonder if Gerry had his pickleball friends there? Hopefully they got to hang out with their friends and relatives at the reception when the cameras weren't on them. Theresa has a cute petite figure, I think something like this more simple and sophisticated would have looked nice on her:

He got the music from one of my favorite songs "Best of my Love" from The Emotions

There was an older gentleman in a tux standing behind the host Jesse Palmer, I wonder if that was Gerry's father? I assume he was at the wedding, I would have liked to hear from him. He seems blunt so maybe they were afraid to interview him live?

Kaitlyn Bristowe wore lime green which stood out and then managed to get in the background shots 🙄 Normally I don't like when somebody interrupts an interview, but I think Ben Higgins was trying to help out Leslie by cutting into Kathy interviewing her. I did see a clip of him dancing with Leslie. Sean and Catherine were close with Chris Harrison, maybe that's why they aren't being featured? They used to show up for the opening of an envelope.

Somebody on another forum said Theresa looked like Tim Burton's Corpse Bride. I missed some because I had to look away when the cringe got to be too much for me. Susan seems to be auditioning for a job, she needed to tone it down a bit during the wedding ceremony. I did think the Christmas get together with both families was nice and hope that they all continue to get along well.

I wouldn't trust his family either because they have been covering his lies. His claim that he hadn't dated in 45 years. Also he hasn't been a restaurateur (he was a fry cook mostly of a greasy spoon) for about 40 years, he was last working as a janitor. I am glad we can at least discuss it here (although some of his fans may not like it).

Mama June and Sugar Bear (Honey Boo Boo's parents...yikes) had a big wedding on their show, but it ended up just being a "commitment ceremony" and they were not legally married. After all the money ABC is putting towards this I doubt they would let Gerry and Theresa get away with that though.

Don't know if this is true, I am there for the comments. 😂 https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/golden-bachelor-couple-gerry-theresa-174121780.html

I saw Gerry’s playlist for the reception and either he is hipper than me when it comes to modern music or his grand daughters helped him choose the songs. Theresa wasn’t my first pick and I still think Gerry has been deceptive about too many things, but I do hope their marriage works out.

I don't know why he didn't adopt her when he was married to Anna, but I read now that Anna's ex husband Michael is suing June for custody of Kaitlyn. https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/9890741/anna-cardwell-ex-michael-sues-mama-june-custody-kaitlyn/

Oh hell no... June has custody of Anna's oldest daughter. Link to TMZ: https://www.tmz.com/2023/12/12/mama-june-custody-anna-chickadee-cardwell-daughter-kaitlyn/

Your husband will be around when things get tough, will Gerry? He seems like a good time guy, I hope for Theresa's sake that he will be there in the long run if she had an illness and couldn't run around with him and gaze adoringly at him.

That would make sense if he was a volunteer, but he was in a paid position of a handyman. What a bullshitter. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/golden-bachelor-gerry-turner-reacts-143519461.html

I've been putting blonde highlights in my hair since I was 18, luckily now (many years later) any gray that comes in just blends in with the highlights. I read that a possibility may be that they bring back the women from this season with a new bachelor which to me would be great, but there are so many rumors going around who knows. Same.

He just talked around it without really answering... but he did not deny it.

Speaking of hair... Theresa's hairdresser commented that she had done Theresa's hair with variegated shades of light brown and in the picture of her with Theresa that color was more flattering to Theresa's face than the solid dark brown she has now. Katie Couric asked Gerry about his dating that woman shortly after his wife died and living with her and old Ger tried to give a Bill Clinton type defense by saying something about defining what a relationship is. 🙄

I cringed at the sex scene with Joe and the actress, he only lasted a few seconds but I guess that was another sign of his immaturity because he wasn't embarrassed about it being over so fast. When Gracie had the hunting rifle towards the end I thought she was going to shoot somebody, glad that I was wrong about that.

Gerry's daddy has a loose tongue, he is doing Gerry no favors. Reminds me of when Connie Chung interviewed Newt Gingrich's mother and she confided that Newt thought Hillary Clinton was a b-tch.

This is cute, hope you can see this. Lance Bass surrounded by the ladies saying "I love you all, we're all getting married" Instagram link: https://www.instagram.com/p/C0Ub2guRyw5/