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Omg, you got me started. :) Seriously though, IDK why she insists on doing that thing with the words.... and her mouth. HCJ spotted it at her audition and it was so bad he thought it was a speech impediment and said something to that effect. If that isn't a clue to effing STOP. IT. - then IDK what is. Sheesh. It's so incredibly annoying. And I'm a JLo fan usually, for the most part, but her telling JENA#%7Q! that the best part of her performances was when she screams things at the audience? Really? There's another clue. And whose idea were those effing glow stix? Pass the neck pencil.... and the Pepto. And why does her mom have to worm her way into the camera? We didn't see Woolf's grandma photo bombing Sam every chance she got. Damn. Mrs. Ascuitto (or it is JENA'S#%7Q! MOM!?) reminds me of another Dina Lohan and I don't mean in the looks department. "LOSS GOO !"

Good one. I can't decide who should get, "Let's Give Um Something to Talk About." Or is it The Band Perry.. "I'm Done." But that could apply to more than one too. I'm torn. I hope Jess has a beekeeper's outfit made of some kind of armor for protection. I'm thinking she may be destined for a Harding/Kerrigan "accident" of sorts. Also, since she's a musician I'm fairly sure she can handle a surprise sniper key change mid song by bandzilla (a la poor Lazaro.) Don't know what she could do about bandzilla drowning her out unless she went acoustic with just her guitar and no band, but that might be risky too. I'd love to see her sneaky snake into the finale and I say sneaky snake because it's going to take some serious strategy and luck to oust TCO Her Royal Highness. Caleb already likely gave Jess another week what with him probably being toast and all.

Widdow..... bwahaha. Cweepy! :) My boyfriend asked why she was singing, "I'm a willow."

Caleb's thoughts to himself right now: "Yummmm, ...foot." [/tm Alan Harper, TaaHM]

I loaf you too! I have worked that into my real life vernacular. People generally don't get it and think I'm weird, but that ship has sailed. Big HOGS! (Big hugs, translation) I'm going to need someone to pass me Patti's neck pencil to get through this coming Wednesday. I wonder if JENA#%7Q! has been distancing herself from her true good buddy/slash/ prom date Caleb who is part of her Idol family who she loves for life, fah-realz.... you know what with his mouth being full of his foot.

Awwww, JENA#%7Q! has no replies on her thread. "LOSS GOO !" (Let's go!) And I'm showing you my underarm as I scream it. Well, if JENA all caps, one name, long EE was in the hot seat after The Huff, I mean, The Woolf, then after Caleb's foot in mouth she looks like rainbows and puppies now by comparison. She must be dancing around the room, raising her arms, screaming something unintelligible, bouncing with both feet close together while bobbing her head and biting her lower lip. LOSS GOO !

This was an interesting (imo) take on the results show proceedings. (It's not just about Caleb, despite the tag notation.) http://dudesreviewidol.com/tag/caleb-johnson/

Agreed that Caleb acts like he's already made it and that is off putting for me. Imo, the Adam comparison is apples and oranges. Adam's situation was subjective. Caleb's was just plain bad period. (imo). But I see your point.

I wondered this too. Maybe the spiritual advisors could come up with some suggestions or have a chat about sensitivity and decorum in the media.... or in life in general. The "willing to take it" part is up for grabs, imo.

Perhaps I was unclear as to what my intended point was because the R word was the main issue for me. The fact that he insulted his fans is one of the other tangential parts of the interview with which I took issue. I don't feel inclined to, "get past" the R word part since he gave a sloppy excuse of a non-apology imo and I didn't mean to convey that sentiment of "getting past" it. People who choose to go on national tv shows put themselves out there for public consumption, imo. It goes with the territory. My kid is not on tv or giving interviews or calling innocent, well-meaning people, any people, - the R word or any other disparaging names in the media. I believe that Caleb knew there was a microphone and a camera in front of him.

Imo "hating the twist" and playing the game the way TPTB wanted are two different things. Caleb, Jess, and Sam apparently voted "yes" which seemed to be the way that TPTB were going. I'm glad the other two voted, "no." Don't really care who voted which way as long as there was one, "no" to foil TPTB's plans.

For someone not trying to win, he auditioned three times and finally got in. Interesting. Aside from the odious R word, the hookers and cocaine, telling the fans that he will do what he wants to do "whether they like it or not" doesn't really fly because if people don't "like it" they rarely "buy it" and that's the be all for many involved, imo.

I find cam hilarious. I cannot get my caps key to work. Sorry. I will stop here.

I hope Newhart comes back to the show even in ghost form.

What I hate is the R word. I would have to care to "hate" Caleb. I think what he said was not only horrible, but as a side note shooting oneself in the foot in a competition is beyond stupid imo. I hate the word, period, and would want attention drawn to the person who is rude enough to use it regardless of who said it. Whoever I happen to prefer of any of these people, none would get a pass from me after saying such things. I haven't liked his attitude from the beginning. His singing is ok imo as long as he's screeching. So ballads are out unless he gets some training and improves on that front, imo. He comes across to me on the show as an egotistical, insensitive ass with a narrow margin of talent. That's my opinion. The only performances I've sort of liked at all of Caleb's all season - but not enough to buy them - were the recent Whitesnake one and one of the duets with Jessica.... not the Beast of Burden, the other one.

This article should be titled, imo, "Caleb's Non-apology." http://www.mjsbigblog.com/caleb-johnson-apologizes-for-rtard-remark.htm Wow, Caleb still just does not get it. Stunningly unaware. And what a lousy excuse of an "apology." It's the word itself that is horrid, not to whom he was referring. And even on top of that astonishing lack of insight, he was clearly referring to fans in his initial interview insult rant - fans who sent in song suggestions. And imo he's trying to backpedal and say that he meant "haters." I don't care who he claims to have meant, the use of that R word is still so many kinds of wrong. If that flies as an apology I'm Mary, Queen of Scots.

Well, the mainstream media will pick it up if I have anything to do with it. I've sent it and posted to as many places as I can. I loathe that R word and imo people should be as ballistic about it as, for example, the N word, which is odious and unacceptable and simply not used by normal people. There are innocent special needs people in the world, pediatric stroke victims, the list goes on - who have it hard enough without some entitled jackass douche throwing the word around as if it were nothing. It's cruel and unacceptable imo. I hope Caleb crashes and burns. That's not harsh imo for someone talking out of his ass; He was not in the privacy of his living room shootin' the shit with buddies where he can be as detestable as he chooses to be ...out of the public eye if that's his decision (which would still be bad enough, but different than an interview in the media. ) Words and actions have consequences in private, in life, and even moreso in the media. HE's 23. If he didn't know that before he should learn it, imo.

I don't think there is any amount of PR training that could fix that level of stupid.

THIS. I wondered too if it was some smokescreen distraction to pull attention away from the second person in the bottom 2.... who I think was JENA#%7Q! Just a hunch. If it were Jess they would have written it on a blimp and sailed it across the country while dropping hundred dollar bills.. HONDS OPP! and I LOAF you all.

Thank you. Just wanted to check first. http://www.mjsbigblog.com/caleb-johnson-social-media-gives-access-to-rtards-to-talk-to-me-video.htm This is so appalling I have no words at the moment... but give me a minute. Wow. just ... Wow.. disgusting.

Are we allowed to link to MJ's b log? Caleb called his fans, "retards" in a video interview. It was disgusting and appalling,

The idea that this "twist" even happened at all makes me think, "meh why vote.?" Have TPTB or anyone anywhere addressed the fact that there was not B2 (other person) announced? Don't Top 5 normally have a B2? Something is really fishy in Denmark for me. If they really wanted to amp up ratings and if this were purely ratings driven, then imo they would have repeated it ad nauseum the night before to drum up viewers. But we didnt' hear word one until the results show at which point people were either watching or not. After Randy's scripted-sounding faint praise of Jessica on results night, I expect someone will be hired to whack her in the throat with a bat next week, or the audio monkeys will turn off her mic or the band will change keys on her, or all of the above. Was Keith singing live? Could anyone tell?

I found it fishy that they didn't reveal the other person in the bottom 2 on results night. There must be a reason and I can infer one. *snort of derision here* I thought Her Royal Highness, JENA#$7Q!, did hit B3 one time a while back, IIRC (?) HONDS OPP!

WHAT? Well, that would be interesting. A 3-2 split and they were ALL in on it? That seems.... I'm not sure what word. I thought the SHOCKING! TWIST! was not planned until after TPTB saw the results of the vote and were either steamed that the low vote getter was Sam OR.... did not like who the second lowest was and did not want to reveal who that pet is because, well they did not reveal who was the second of the bottom 2. IDK what TPTB are claiming in the media, if anything, but I know for sure that if they had planned this stunt to drum up ratings (if that is their go-to excuse for covering their real reasons) then Ryan would have surely shouted it from the rafters on Wednesday's show that the results show will have, "a never before seen! shocking ! twist! Tune in and see! and talk about it at work! and on the internetS!! WOOT!" But as we all know, he did not mention anything, not one thing, on Wednesday about an awesome shocking twist, so they hatched this nugget after getting the results, imo. Does Ryan typically say that the second one is actually the second lowest vote-getter or anything to that effect? Or do they do like DWTS and just stick some random person of their choosing in the bottom 2 for whatever reason they have? I get it that the lowest vote getter goes home, but is the other person in the bottom 2 the REAL bottom 2? I did not say that well. I'm super curious who the next to last person was.

I felt fairly sure that the five were told about the "twist" and had it explained in detail before the show because none of them looked surprised. I agree, as mentioned, super lame that they weaseled out of naming the bottom 2. That speaks volumes imo. I hope they get backlash for that crap. JENA's#$7Q! fake "worried" pout is gag-worthy. That expression also does double duty as her fake (imo) "sad" pout which I swear looked like to me that she was holding back a grin when she photo bombed Sam's final camera shot with her face in the frame. I wish Keith wouldn't sing the person's singoff song and beebop around. Even if Sam were relieved to go, it had to be a sad moment for his family and friends and those who lurve him. (Did I just say "beebop?")