MollyB

Anybody getting strange things happening with this site? I got a message in Safari that it was a "poser" site out to get my info and on my computer it was a wonky format.

Why hasn't anyone filed an harassment complaint or a keep away order on this bitch? It would be wonderful if her probation got violated and she goes to prison. #mychristmaswish

And someone's gonna have some 'splainin to do when she dies. As in how did Jordan contract this disease so quickly when her intake exam showed nothing? And just for the record, I refuse to believe anyone in that prison is dumb enough to be fooled by a prisoner switch. I don't remember Tessa ever saying her wife's name and yet, "Warren" said something like "you and Mariah should be very proud/happy" (paraphrasing here.) Dun dun duuuun...

Friday Rant: Is it pick-a-lane time with Phyllus? Is she going to follow the path of righteousness and convincingly apologize to Sharon for all her accusations? Is she going to make up with Michael/Lauren and admit she was/is a hypocritical whistleblower shit disturber? Nah, she's going to team up with Billy and use these fully honed skills to take down Viktor. Which will be a disaster because Billy is clueless as to how tie his own shoes let alone joust with King Viktor. The only way Bileezibub can succeed is if saying he's going to do it (over and over [three times?]) will make it happen. I'm very tired of Boris and Natasha's "plan" of revenge. No, wait, I'm tired of trying to figure out what it is and the why of it. So now it's that their respective "children" (Mariah and Cleve) were stolen by Sharon and the Newman Clan? WTF? They are grownass people who are living a better life than you can ever give them and they are not your children! Be happy for them. Small law rant here regarding the prison depiction. So they let a former cult leader who saw the light during his incarceration just wander freely to mingle with inmates in a high security prison without a CO (I want visibly, not off camera, JG) or perhaps checking his background? Nope, ain't buying it. So much has been said about Claire's second debut into the corporate world that all I can add is what can she possibly gain from having Nikki mentor her? I would think that Claire got all Nikki had to offer of corporate leadership in the first time she worked for her. It's not a deep well. Claire went to business school-maybe she has something to offer Nikki. And then there's Nate. He's going to fly to LA to confront a possible half brother that may or may not still be living where the PI said he was who most probably will tell him (and mama) to fuck off. Since the PI told them where he is, why not just send him a (certified) letter about the state of his mom's health and let him decide what he wants to do. Again, he's also a grownass person. (Has Nate checked out Amy's condition? Do we know she really is dying? Her manipulation of Nate ["you go and find him, I'm too sick"] smells like a scam to me.) Oh, Kyle. Grow up already. Or get some counseling. You have some pretty deep-seated anger with both your parents. How long do you want them to suffer with your insecurities? Suggestion box: Phyllus and Victoria-get a real job and stay out of your children's life for a while. Tip the new hairstylist more so she gets rid of the stiff hairdos.

Ain't how long you're together, it's what you're doing.😁

Like Victoria and Billy did?

Would that explain the nipples? Jack: Oh, please don't throw me in the briar patch! That's what I have been thinking. When Sally got that look on her face of 'oh, I know what's going on' I thought for sure she was going to say "yeah, that's what happened to me when I got pregnant." Instead she called her out on being able to fake tears. Guess I'll have to wait for the 'long lost brother gets Nate's girlfriend preggers' edition.

Billy fucks up Jack has tears in his eyes and a break in his voice Nikki purses her lips

And there would have been a CO present for her visits with him. Some maximum security prison this is. I also like how the other inmates shun Jordan. If they don't interact, then they won't notice when she's been replaced. Nice try, JG, but it doesn't fly.

On another note, why couldn't they have shared that story with Audra and Nate? You know they are going to be telling it to everyone else, ad infinatum. Hell, they will probably tell it to Esther. It could have been an ice-breaker for that 'celebration' dinner. What a bunch of snobs-if they didn't want Audra there, then one of them should have said so.

For a brief moment I thought she might be preggers. That can bring on unexpected emotional reactions. Of course, I'm holding out that the long lost brother is going to show up and impregnate her. (Somewhat like the Dru and Lily's biodad and the cough syrup story.) No good will come of Damien's arrival. Yeah, I got the 'I'm a mature woman who can treat ya real good, better than that bobby soxer with the hot cocoa' vibe. Amazing that Red can switch from the emotional hurt mode (caused by her very best friends) to seductress mode in a matter of seconds. I was also pissed at Billy going to find her (even if it was at Sally's urging) and then find her chatting it up with Lily as if nothing at all was bothering her. He should have turned around and gone back to Sally, who by that time was probably in the shower. Wake up, Billy. Red is not a poor little lamb, she's a full-on hyena.

Friday Rant: Viktor has exchanged a leather throne for his old wooden one in the New Old Raunch. All the better for him to dictate to his underlings family. There he sits, kiddoes, in the middle of the room delivering his proclamations. Why doesn't someone do a Workplace Clothing Intervention on Nick? During working hours he looks as if he's going out to chop wood and herd sheep. Of course, since we never see him in his own office, maybe he doesn't go to work at all. Didn't Claire have work clothes when she was working for Nikki before? She did graduate from business school, right? I'm sure there were courses about how to dress/comport oneself in an office environment. Guess hers are out of style. Goth Hooker is in. And on the subject of clothing, I am surprised that Lauren's boutique offerings did not include anything off the shoulder or in leopard print. What can I say about Phyllus that hasn't been said before. Her self-righteousness is grating, her attacks on Sharon are borderline hysteria and I don't like anything about this character. The only bright spot is, maybe, just maybe, her lies about who ran her off the road will probably turn the case in Sharon's favor. Boring and Natasha are getting on my last nerve. Explain the whole plot better, JG, (as in give us more background on why these two are together and what the hell they are trying to accomplish) or have them kill each other off. Claire's hair is starting to look like Victoria's. And she is snagging an Abbott, too. Following in Mom's footsteps? Stop with Viktor traipsing around town spitting venom at everyone. Viktor, you have a big, brand new/old mansion (note: Latin root mansionem, "a staying or a remaining,) so stay the fuck outta GC. I get the foreshadowing of Ashley with her nightmares. This hypnosis thing, which will inevitably be done in the Abbott living room, is going to out Dead Martin, isn't it?* Poor Traci. *Not a spoiler.

"Chain of Fools" 🎶 (chain, chain, chain.)

She should add to that. Something along the lines of "fuck around with Kyle's family and I will quit Chancellor in a heartbeat and go back to being Harrison's nanny."

1. Jordie and Ian will now and forever be known to me as Boris and Natasha. 2. Yeah, Phyl, you can start with your community service.