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While a double elimination would have taken away the awesomeness of Emily's banishment - and I went "YES!" at my TV when Dave said it - the King Neptune Autopsy Jesus absolutely had to go, too. There were too many bad Jesuses. I mean, Chris is still there? Mark Longnecker (despite his cool blood drawing) is still there? Thin the herd!

They always referred to him as Shay on the show, which I honestly thought was his first name. So now Scheana is going to be Scheana Shay. With that name, she should seriously consider a career in porn (as if Scheana Marie wasn't pornalicious enough).

If Emily were a really bad-ass tattooer, constantly coming out on top and being awesome every single week, that would be one thing. But two things contribute to her patheticness: 1) being on the bottom consistently - Chris's tongue-lashing last week was amazing - and 2) not being able to take the crap that's dished back out to her that just make her laughable. I don't see her sticking around much longer. She has a target on her back from both the judges and contestants.

I want to give Milania a good hard slap. What an obnoxious child.

I feel like the last few episodes Jon's been a kinder, gentler version of himself. Maybe it's just me, but perhaps TPTB have told him to tone it down a bit to seem more relatable? He actually seems less gorilla-like and more human.

Schiff had a great one (in an episode I can't remember) with "You got around double jeopardy. That's like climbing Everest in your shorts."