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That's how things are done in Hollywood. All Rob has to do is go away and get fixed. Kim said so. So it figures Scott would get the same advice. Kris sent Kourtney to get fixed when she refused to accept Bruce, and Khloe was shipped off when she had a meltdown after her dad died. Go away for 60 days and come home 50k poorer and all fixed up. Scott's issues are lack of direction, motivation and boredom. He needs some physical labor and real responsibility. And to get the hell out of CA.

He's not even holding her hand. The slit in Kim's dress is just so vulgar. Why did he demand the bridesmaids dresses be sewn up, yet Kim can play pussy peek a boo? Amber Rose wore something similar... Say no more, Kim must out do her.

I saw the pics. Kanye's cleavage is rivaling Kim's.

Was it Kanye who told Kris she needs a bra?

She really can't carry off demure and virginal very well, so she just should have embraced her 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb sack, fuck me on the sink and impregnate my mouth persona and gone tits out, ass out. It's the look she really wanted anyway.And was she really practicing walking down the aisle? Does she have no short term memory? Couldn't someone have rolled the videotape of that most recent event and maybe she'd recall those amazing memories of that day... I mean thank god for photographs and video otherwise she'd probably forget about it. That's why it's so important to have selfies and video.

I'm sure raving about the dress was in the script. Otherwise Kanye would get mad and make them wear those first fugly ass dresses. I guess since his style gurus Kylie and Kendall did.not.like he hotfooted over and found some less fugly substitutes.

Yeah, my nephew wore them, until he decided that when he wanted "down" a swift kick in the nuts to dad got the job done much faster than, please put me down. OUCH

Considering this family has a pretty dismal track record when it come to marriage, I really don't see Kim's enthusiasm for it. She has plenty of money, she has a kid. Why bother with a wedding and the inevitable divorce, cause sooner or later a divorce is coming. One thing I will give Scott and Kourtney is they spend lots of time with their kids. You can tell kids who are comfortable around their parents and Mason and Penelope clearly are. They allow them to have fun and make a mess. Mason playing on a piece of cardboard in a slide in his yard was a joy to see. Poor North will have to stay clean and save the designer boxes things came in.

I'm curious why they even speak to him. Of course, he could have had all these conversations in his head.. where it seems all this genius resides. Genius that exhibits itself in capri sweats, leather jogging pants, hoodie and now bucket hats!!

There was only a veiled reference to a "rocky road". No mention of a previous Fairy Tale Wedding (televised!!) or 2 divorces or a sex tape. Call me old fashioned but having my daughter at her father's and my wedding isn't one of my dreams. I'd prefer she not arrive till AFTER the wedding. But I'm sure North will have an AMAZING MEMORY of being there. I know I recall so much from that first year of my life...NOT!!

I'm not surprised. Kim spends hours each day looking for any imperfection on her body and off to the make me pretty doctor to fix it. A tiny scar on her toe!! Laser it off, She hauled Rob in to laser his tattoos and his stretch marks. Do you really think even if he appeared at her wedding, she wouldn't have photoshopped 80 lbs off him? Kim knows nothing about dressing or fashion. If she had the slightest idea, she never would have ordered dresses or allowed Kanye to order dresses for her sisters without them seeing and trying them on. No way is the same dress going to look good on Kendall and Kourtney, Khloe and Kylie, not without tons of alterations. And this whole mess was being done in a couple days. I suspect Khloe put up a huge fight over appearing in that dress, cause she did not look happy in it. Kim didn't even have a hair style plan in advance, it was all done on the fly and it looked like shit.

SO true. Kanye, it appears would rather have a book of selfies he can jerk off to in private than spend any significant amounts of time with either his wife or daughter.

No, Scott never said it was Kourtney's fault they didn't spend a summer with his folks. He said they asked them every year "we" were always too busy.'

Yeah, I could see it in her face when Kim "jokingly" told Kris she was pregnant and Kris had an orgasm and then gave Kourtney the oh how nice hug. And Kim I suspect said she was pregnant just to get that reaction in front of Kourtney, to show her how much Kris loves her.

I really like Scott. I think he has a great heart and a great sense of humor. But a life of fun and leisure isn't for him. He needs a real job and a passion. He has a lot of anxiety and its made worse by having nothing to do and no responsibilities. Even the kids are taken care of by nannies, so he can't use that excuse. I also think he and Kourtney have a great bond, but Kourtney is so reserved and closed off and its made worse with the cameras. I don't think she wants to reveal her vulnerability on camera and I think she is really stressed because she cannot seem to give Scott whatever it is that he needs to deal with his sadness and depression. I think Steven Tyler pegged Kourtney 100% when she visited their home. She needs to come back and give Kourt a refresher course.

UMM, Yeah, like literally, amazing, awesome, ya know. BIBLE!! You're right , no way did she talk on the phone for eight hours. But if Kanye was on the other end.. then all she needed was to use one of the 7 words she knows every half hour or so. I thought the first dress was just an undergarment.. the second wasn't much more Kris managed to get plenty of cleavage exposed.

If North is already brushing her own hair she's a step ahead of Kim who needs an army of people to brush her's.

That's his tortured artist expression. The pants! Were those capri sweat pants? Or was he expecting a flood? I can't believe Valentino and other designers even give him the time of day, he's a hot mess most of the time. Maybe they just have him around for laughs and getting their egos stroked. You know Lorraine Schwartz is buddy-buddy with him just for the money she makes on her overpriced jewelry. I wonder how many hours/days he spent designed that engagement ring? He did spend 4 days photoshopping a picture while on his honeymoon so I can only imagine the angst he went thru before deciding on a big diamond stuck on a skinny little ring. It's sheer genius!!!

The best part of the preparations was Kim running from room to room with her fat ass jiggling the whole time. I can't believe control freak Kanye had no plan for North as part of the wedding party. The whole bunch of them screaming and screeching about who should carry her or walk with who was like something from Bridezillas. Kris drilling Bruce about whether or not he brought the correct socks? Bruce's feet and his hair are none of your business anymore Kris.

Loved the big secret arrangement Kim was outlining to Kris about sneaking Rob out to get his fitting for the wedding. I can't believe they waited til right before the event to even do any fittings for the bridesmaids dresses or the men's wear. Clearly Khloe hated her dress. And those dresses,both sets of them looked like off the rack stuff. Thank God Kanye has these fab connections that he can just have one of a kind stuff just rushed over to his apartment and save the wedding. Even Kim's dress was nothing spectacular. Discussing how much cleavage you can show with your soon to be son in law? How tacky. I loved how they skip over the fans of Bieber chasing their limo only to be disappointed by the K's.

That's all sacred and private and personal, unlike every other part of their lives that they whore for money.

I think he goes on the show to get under Kim's skin. It pisses her off that he is getting press by being on their family show, when it's clear they don't consider him family, but have to make nice because of Bruce. I'm glad he does it and I hope he keeps doing it. Maybe everyone else wants to pretend Kimmy's little audition tape doesn't exist, but I'll betcha Brody has watched it all many times.

Kimmy was pissed that Brody doesn't kiss Kris's ass. That he speaks his mind and heaven forbid it wasn't flattering to the most amazing stepmother ever. Only Kimmy's version of events are allowed out in the press, and everyone else has to be on the same page. From the look of the rehearsal and some of the other activities, the wedding didn't go as smoothly as it could have. Kris's favorite planner Sharon Sacks was there, I guess she was the one Kanye didn't see eye to eye with. Was Bruce's interaction with Kanye anything other than awkward?

I think that scene was heavily edited. It was very tense. I hope the favoritism Bruce and Kris show Brandon doesn't start to affect Brandon and Brody's relationship. Kris would love it if they had a falling out and then she could be just an amazing step mother to Brandon.

Scott saying Rob missing the wedding was sad because it's something he'll never see again. Does Scott even know how funny he is? They sewed up the slit in the front of the bridesmaid's dresses. Kanye thought it was vulgar. What a comedian!!!! He'll sing about fucking his wife on a sink and her blow job talents, but a slit in a dress is vulgar!! Glad Kylie kept her blue hair. Let Kim photoshop it out and recreate those amazing memories the way she wants them.