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Kanye's not big on the printed word either, he was bragging about never reading any books... he prefers to look at the pictures (hence the selfie book). I wonder if she'll read anything to North? I heard she got some Dick and Jane books at the baby shower, but tossed them when she realized they weren't about dick. Maybe she peeked in the window?

I thought that was Kim's executive assistant/selfie taker/paid hanger-on... I noticed that no one objected to that characterization though. Kim offered to have her "host a small dinner" which Kris suddenly turned into a shower. I get that as a mother Kris wants to help or be involved, but instead of trying to do what SHE wants to do for Kim, why not ask Kim, what CAN I do to help you, and if the answer is "Thank you but we are handling things and just want you to enjoy yourself as a guest" do that. Maybe offer to pick up the tab for the favors or the airfare or lodging of some or all of the guests. But Kim is 33 years old, on her third marriage, let her grow up. And devote your time to managing their careers.

I can hear Kim now. "The house has like literally a whole room of shelves to like to put books on!! Like it's amazing that someone would literally have a whole room full of books.. on like all these shelves and stuff. Like when did they ever have time to like even read that many books? It was just so amazing to see that many books in like one place.. like a Barnes and Nobel, literally." But we're gonna make it into like a big shoe closet for me."

I know that plenty of this show is scripted, if not all of it. I still think that there are issues between Brody and Kim. I think the scripted stuff has some basis in reality. If Brody really wanted to attend her wedding, I doubt he would have let a scripted TV show dictate that he stay away just to create fake drama. Or selfie books/calendars for her significant other(s).

According to the seller, they did have inspectors check the house out. Kourtney and family have been in the Hamptons for a while, it's possible there was a water leak and mold set in while they were away and the house was vacant. She didn't blame the rats on the previous owners.

That will last until Kim gets tired of Kanye's controlling ways. Then she'll be happy to get back in with her mom. I don't think Kim was really pleased with this last wedding. She herself didn't get much input and from what was written, it was a bit of a mess. Same with the house. He can't decide what he wants or he decides and then reconsiders. Kim can only take that for so long. I bet he starts the same shit with this new place. I don't really feel sorry for Kris either. She doesn't want a party for Kim, she wants a party for Kris, mother of Kim. She is besties with that Sharon Sacks who helped plan the wedding and has done most of the Kardashian galas. She had her input through the backdoor, so to speak. Kanye said he butted heads with the wedding planner and Sacks was at the wedding so she must have been the one.

I wouldn't put it past Kris to make Brody look bad. There's no love lost there and she certainly has no qualms about making Bruce look like a buzz kill. When in actuality, Bruce at least wanted to DO something on vacation.

I don't blame Brody. It's her third wedding. She wants to have some big shindig that's fine, but people have their own lives. Brody should have added that he's just not that close to Kim. It's clear they aren't. And a 33 yr old crying to her stepfather about his bio son's behavior? What a baby. Suck it up honey, Brody doesn't owe you anything. Maybe Brandon plays nice and has buried his resentments, but Brody isn't Brandon. And I'm sorry but you don't have a destination wedding and expect people to travel to Paris without a plus one. That's ridiculous and tacky. At least family should have a plus one.

She bitches about the paparazzi following her, but then Instagrams pictures of her new Range Rover. Why not buy a nondescript car to tool around in incognito? But then what would be the point?

She was there and back in one day. Why is she spending all this time with Kourtney's kid? She never did before. And doesn't she have her own at home?

So there was mold. No mention of the rat(s)? I knew that rat was on the payroll.

When Kim runs crying to Bruce about Brody, it will be interesting if he tries to stay neutral. Kim is 33, old enough to fight her own battles. I do think there is a lot of underlying resentment between Brody/Brandon and Kim in particular. Not so much with Khloe or Kourtney, but there's definitely tension with Kim.

Do you think when Kim looks at her own reflection she sees her ass where her face should be? I have never seen someone who finds as many ways as she does to make sure her ass gets center stage. Most women I know who have a larger than normal/desired butt, make some effort to downplay it.

I think there are a lot of goodlooking black men out there. I just don't think the ones Kim has dated/married are. And of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder. A man doesn't have to be handsome/nor a woman beautiful in order for someone to find them attractive.

Why is a sixteen yr old out hanging around with her 30 yr old sister and the likes of French Montana?

Just can't agree with Reggie. The body was nice but the face, other than the smile not so much. Though I think Kim BELIEVES she's a traditional woman and tries to talk the talk but she doesn't really want to be the little woman at home, barefoot and pregnant. But she does want to be on the arm of a rich powerful man. I don't see her as being intimidated by Kanye at all. I do think she doesn't know what he thinks about a lot of things, because, first, she doesn't understand half of what he's talking about(much like the rest of us) and second because they don't talk about anything other than their superficial self(ies). IMO she is slowly doing exactly what she wants to do, regardless of his wishes. Last night there were more glimpses of North and they will increase. Kanye may have had a music following, but it pales in comparison to those who think the K's are a freak show. I think in the long run he's hurt himself more than he could even imagine.

That's cause she has chronic neck pain, hence the MM prescription. The ever present never empty goblet O' wine might be part of the reason she's starting to slack off on her PR duties.

Kim's a thirty something 2x loser at marriage with one illegitmate kid. If I were her mom, I'd be happy to have her take care of her own shower, rehearsal, wedding and honeymoon without any help from me. From what I've read and heard her and the genius pretty much made a mess of things on their own. I'm not surprised. As a guest, I don't want to have to pay my own way to a destination wedding and wait to be surprised when I get there as to where I'm staying and where I'll end up. And really for a couple who can afford a 20 million dollar house... they should have picked up the airfare tab, or at least chartered an airplane to transport everyone. Cheap, cheap, cheap.

Black or white, neither Kim nor Khloe seem to have dated anyone really good looking. Kanye gives me the heebie jeebies, with those disgusting pleather pants, I find myself holding my breath just looking at pictures of him, Reggie Bush had a nice smile.. Kris H looked a bit like Herman Munster, the baseball player and the bodyguard were the best looking and they got out of Dodge pretty quick. Lamar's absurdly small ears grossed me out, along with his weird baby talk. This new guy is out of shape and creepy looking, never mind the constant presence of hangers on. And while Scott isn't the most impressive physical specimen, I do think he is nice looking in a pretty boy way. And it's always been clear that despite his wild ways he loves Kourtney and his kids.

I'll bet Kris leaked this tidbit.

Paul's already done Ebony and Ivory! Rumor is one song is named "I'll Piss on your Grave" Kim prefers something less shocking...like N***** in Paris.

Big ass house... I think that's that way its going to be referred to in the future. The Big Ass house.

I noticed them commenting and mocking the clothing choices.... especially the bucket hats. I've seen Kanye in one recently. DId Kim suggest it, thinking that it was making a comeback?

They have to do "renovations" before they can move in. The sinks in all the bathrooms have to be reinforced.

Kim and Kanye didn't plan the wedding themselves. Someone mentioned something about "Sharon" and the favors or whatever and Sharon Sacks is the party planner that Kris works with all the time. She did Khloe's wedding and I think Kim/KrisH wedding along with the party she tried to plan for Kylie. And she was there at Kim/Kanye's wedding. She may not have planned it all but she was involved. So Kris knew plenty. The whole bit with Kim asking her if she had booked flights for Kendall and Kylie? Why would she book flights just for them? What about Kris herself? Kourtney and Scott? They always travel together. That was just a way to get the conversation on target.