Nedsdag

After the tsunami of the guys last night, they were more entertaining than the women. I really don't know what to say about tonight's performances except: Someone PLEASE tell Joey that the quirky factor can only take you so far. I didn't enjoy it when Melanie Martinez did it on The Voice and I didn't enjoy her at all. Next week, just come out with the accordion and play it on stage without singing, and do not forget the trained monkey with the tin can. Jax playing cute took out all of the joy on her song. Like Joey, remixing a song can only take you so far. Regardless, I think we'll see her sing next week. Maddie? When the Jermaine part of "I'll Be There" was cut from the song, there was nothing left in her lethargic performance. Adanna tried to go sexy on a sappy Lionel Richie song. She could've pulled it off if she wasn't so timid. Loren's makeup and her over caffeinated personality distracted me from her singing. There was a whole lotta war paint on that face. Tyanna and Sarina Joy? See you next week, but S-J better step it up a bit because she started a bit off key. Oh, who's left? It's not worth discussing the Uma Thurman/Elizabeth Moss mashup who was more mash (as in cold, dried up mashed potatoes) than up. Finally, I want to say is goodbye to Shi, who was more America's Next Top Model contestant than AI contestant. I could see Tyra going off on her at elimination time.

So let me get this straight, Peyton Manning's Mini Me makes it over Keith Urban's Mini Me, right? Wow! So much for the pimping. I thought Mini Urban was a lock for the lives. I'm glad to the see the Q boys make it, although I wasn't thrilled with Quentin's version of "Master Blaster Jammin'." I hope he gets to sing next week. Every time Adam sings, I am reminded of that comedian with the wild hair from my childhood Marty Allen. He's entertaining, but he is teetering on a Sanjaya/Lazaro level. I don't him see him singing next week.

The evil witch in me was hoping that Chris would put Kelsey and Ashley in the helicopter and aim a rocket missile at it. Never was I more ecstatic to see two sorry excuses for women leave a season of The Bachelor. Good riddance to two "ladies" who set feminism back 50 years. Betty Friedan and Susan B. Anthony are turning over in their graves over these two. I don't drink, but I wanted to join the remaining B-rettes in that champagne toast so bad. So with Sob Sisters out of the running, it's now time for "Let's Make Britt the Bad Girl" after the Big & Rich concert date? Ah, editing! Pardon my French, but Chris had a boner for Britt since the first m&g. Didn't the other girls see this? It still doesn't mean she is The One though. As a matter of fact, I still don't see a final one out of these ladies. So Fleiss & Co. aren't scheduling any international dates? All the dates are domestic? The budget must be slim and none I guess.

Hoo boy! Where to start: I cannot watch or take Female Keanu (widow Kelsey) and Ashley I. any longer. They are both physically and emotionally unattractive. Their personalities are grating, and they are not appealing nor sympathetic. Female Keanu sells her dead husband for five minutes of face sucking? That poor corpse is dizzy from spinning in his grave. Also, I thought Ashley I. dressed like a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance with that groin high (virgin LOL) white tutu she was wearing. It's too bad she couldn't dance herself off the show. That 50 Shades of Grey sequence with the "love guru" was as sexy as watching fungus grow. It's a good thing Carly and Chris showed some restraint. There are too many bunny boilers on this season. Eliminated ladies (I'm looking at you, Jordan), there was a reason why you were sent home. With apologies, he. just. wasn't. into. you. Didn't Fleiss hire a clinical psychiatrist for the ladies going home? It may be "good television," but it's getting out of hand. You can tell Britt is an actress. The makeup at bedtime, the rehearsed lines. I'm beginning to believe what many are saying about her: She doesn't want Chris. She wants a guy to propose to her when she becomes the next Bachelorette. "New Mexico girl?" Please get off my screen, NOW!!!!!!!!!

Here's what I got out of tonight's show: Virgin, naked, sisters, rude, virgin, Cinderella, handsome, prince, virgin, mud, fitness, virgin, rose, virgin. That is all.

Can Jimmy give Kaitlyn the final rose so we can call it a day? They had as much chemistry as Kaitlyn had with Chris on their one-on-one date. I know Jimmy's married, but their relationship will last as long as the so-called legitimate final Bachelor/Bachelorette couples.

One of my few guilty pleasures this season. Thank you, CW!

It's over!: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/andi-dorfman-josh-murray-split-five-months-after-bachelorette-finale-201581

Sorry, I'm late! ;-) A few things: Fleiss won't pay for and televise Des and Chris's wedding, even though they seem they have a puncher's chance of making it because they're "boring"? Sean and Catherine are a barrel of laughs, I guess (yawn!). Heck, Des/Chris weren't even invited to that circus they called a red carpet, but that clown Brooks is walking down as if HE was the one that was scorned. Once I saw Steven Stagliano's twin brother, his fame whoring sister-in-law (Deanna), and their baby on the red carpet, I changed the channel to the Bulls/Rockets game. Sadly, I missed the video montages of the bachelorettes. Which one is a widow? Who has a kid? I'm surprised he kept Drunky Duke after she looked as if she was ready to keel over. I guess Fleiss told Chris that she was good television. Also, what's with the stunt casting? A WWE girl? A plus-sized model? I guess the Duggar girls and the Teen Moms had better things to do. Ironically, neither were picked. Thank you, Chris. You show you have a bit of integrity in you.

TWINNIE POWER!!!!!!!!! Natalie probably played the best game by a female contestant since Parvati. I wasn't a fan since she and Nadya were irritating on TAR, but I grew to like her. Most deserving winner in my opinion. Reed? While you were at it, you should've slapped Baylor instead of that giving that rambling, run on stepmother speech. Missy wasn't all that great, but come on, she didn't hurt you personally.

Never underestimate the southern/country vote. Craig's charisma and voice sold his songs, especially that pap that Blake wrote about his ex-wife. As for the other two, Matt will be fine. As for Timberfake, I mean, Chris, the jury's is still out on his future. I never found him attractive nor sexy. Wearing pants two sizes too small on spindly legs is not appealing at all. What's crazy about Craig's victory is that a pro-Chris website literally crashed when Craig was chosen. I'm pretty sure they'll get over it come Feb. 23 when the new season begins.

It's sorry that TPTB (I'm looking at YOU, Mark Burnett) did not think the WC thing through. If this was the case, have Damien and Keanu Lincecum sing it out for the Twitter audience as has been done previously. Had they thought it through, what they should have done was to put the coaches on the spot and FORCE them to pick ONE singer from their teams that were Tweeted off and have them sing. For example, Pharrell should have to choose between DaNica, Luke, and Sugar/Sophia, Gwen to choose Anita, T3N, and Prince Ryan, Blake to choose Reagan, Jessie, and whatshisname, and Adam to choose Damien and whoever to sing in the wild card, not all of them. Enough of this blowing smoke up these singer's behinds. Make it cutthroat and make it worthwhile television.

I was on another site and they were creaming in their panties over Chris's good, but not great version of the Bruno Mars song. I thought I needed my hearing checked. The fact that Adam sees him as a mini me last night made me like Matt more than I would've wanted to. His version of the SOA song was haunting, but the U2 song was clear karaoke/self indulgence. Nevertheless, I still like him better than Chris. I didn't think CWB had a chance after the Merle Haggard song, but once he pulled out the Jesus/Red State/Christian pandering song and surprisingly did a decent job of it, he won me over...barely. Poor Keanu Lincecum. I truly think his voice was shot from both performances. His falsetto was weak on "Falling Slowly," and I yearned to hear the other Taylor's version instead of his. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for him in the wild card. Hopefully his tween fans will pull him through. Damien? I dislike anything Paula Cole sings, so when he turned it into a Lionel Richie-esque "All Night Long" complete with dance moves, I tuned out to the MNF game.

No round 2? I'll help you out here: FLEUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much to say about last night's show. Where to start: I've never seen a contestant self destruct as Luke has done. He has been so off on the songs he has sang over the past two weeks that I wondered if it was nerves or if he wanted out of the competition. His version of "Stand By Me" was putrid and very Reno casino lounge act. I do not understand the Chris love. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I don't get how he's a "heartthrob." I thought his version of "Sexual Healing" was like watching a drunken frat boy trying to seduce a virginal freshman girl. Besides, I thought DaNica out sang him last night. Good riddance live action Disney prince aka Ryan. Anaheim/Orlando are calling. As much as I enjoyed Matt and Damien on Monday, seeing them and Chris finish second would make my season because I don't want to see Adam win. Team Keanu Reeves/Tim Lincecum hybrid (TJW).

If Simon is building the next One Direction, he should dump Barclay for Tom (cute guy, not much of a singer) and keep Chris since like 1D's Niall he's Irish. Regardless,

I think this is Reagan's to lose, but if Blake continues to find her moribund songs to sing, I would not be surprised if Craig is last singer standing for Blake. As for everyone else, bravo to the judges and maybe the producers (I'm looking at you, Mark Burnett), for "suggesting" to them to make some "surprising" choices. It seems like Pharrell and Gwen saved their "crushes" over "potential," hence Elyjuh's and Briana's "unexpected" exits. Maybe Pharrell has a side deal with Elyjuh, because he did not seem as gutted as I thought he would be. Although, I'm shocked that Tiny Joel McHale (Taylor P.) is out, there was something a bit off-putting about him that turned me off.

Not to toot my own horn, but that was me. And yes, Ricky Manning does look like Joaquin Phoenix.

All I can say about Tuesday's show is Anita and Keanu Lincecum got my votes. That is all.

If Adam truly wanted to get his goat, he should've called him Jimmy. ;-)

Can these people please play their instruments throughout their whole performance and not use them as props? I was ready to hear the fiddle, the guitar, and the piano throughout the performance and then it was over. As for the performances, I think the performers who I know I will see next week are the following: Craig three names - He commanded the stage, but I fear a Caleb Johnson reality check when the show ends. Matt - The Harry Potter/John Sebastian hybrid was one of the few who kept my attention throughout his performance. Reagan - Not impressed. If she's an "R&B singer," why give her a bland Colbie Caillat song? Regardless, she's one of TCOs which means she's not leaving...yet. Taylor P. - Joel McHale's tiny doppelgänger did well with a indie song that I dislike. If he's going to be Adam's indie boy, at least give him a decent song like "Do I Wanna Know" by Arctic Monkeys and see how he handles it. As for everyone else, draw straws.

You forgot Andrea, who was good, but not great. It's obvious that the judges and TPTB want Octoboyz feat. James Graham on the tour the way they are buttering them up when they were meh. My favorites of the night were Fleur and Ben.

I know I'm late to the party but I have to put in my two cents: I like Taylor3, maybe because of my love for the Keanu Reeves/Tim Lincecum hybrid he reminds me of, but TBTH Troy would've won over him HAD HE STOOD STILL AND SANG THE SONG. Plus, my hatred of the song "Hey, Ya" has clouded my objectiveness. Alessandra did not bring anything to "Next To Me" that I haven't heard before, so I am not surprised that Grimmie 2.0 (Mia) won. Elyjah, Elyjah, Elyjah! The way Pharrell was treating him one would think he was training the next Michelle Kwan/Gabby Douglas in the way he was saying "we have work to do." My guess is that he picked him because he didn't want to come back stage and comfort him during his predictable breakdown. He may be 18, but he's been coddled so long by the women in his life, that he has never been given true constructive criticism.

Oh, well! It's for the best.