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That whole storyline with Franco as Drew was gross, especially the way Kim just latched on to him because he was "Drew," after she tried to rape the real Drew to make another Oscar. If ever there was someone who needed psychological help.

Lulu has always been delusional. I'm glad Dante just laid into her. I'm assuming that Valentin and Charlotte are going to off into the sunset, not to be seen again for a long while. Sonny being disappointed that Jason isn't taking over the business even after Jason explained to him why he wouldn't do that. Danny deserves everything, but he shouldn't come ahead of me, Jason. Willow is the biggest dumbass. Nina should tell her the truth even if her dumbass child decides that she wants nothing to do with her. ETA - Sonny and Jason talking about Jagger nonchalantly like Sonny didn't murder him in cold blood. Why are we supposed to root for these dumbfucks again?

He knew and allowed the meeting to happen. She never did, but the stupid plot requires it, so she's entering a rich person's poor house.

Does Lulu know yet that BLQ, Valentin and Charlotte were a happy little family unit, living at the Qs? That might actually put her back in her coma. Sam's magic liver be damned.

He has evil resting face, though.

So how is Drew going to introduce Willow to his new colleagues? His nephew's wife that he banged? His new daughter's mother? This is a bad idea on all levels and I hope it blows up in his face. We know you're thirsty, Drew. And also a bit desperate for stalking a woman half your age like that.

Willow is so irredeemably stupid. And Drew is such a nasty piece of work. Someone, took Scout away from him. Send him back to his dungeon in Greece. Ava/Alexis. It's always nice to see veteran actors going toe-to-toe and bringing it. Lulu should have stayed in her coma. No, ShrewLu. Valentin was not going to give up Charlotte.

It should in real life. I don't think Nikolas is considered illegitimate, but the current crop of Cassadines (Spencer includes) are all illegitimate. I don't think the show cares, or remembers, or knows how royalty works.

Because Nikolas is the grandson of the eldest brother. I'm pretty sure Nikolas is not illegitimate, though. I think Laura was forced to marry Stavros.

This is the dumbest thing ever. The writers haven't met a storyline they didn't manage to fuck up somehow. Nikolas is not dead to call this an "estate." Ava sold Wyndemere, she should at least be allowed to keep that money. And the idea this entity that we never heard of before can just go into her account and steal every penny, disable your credit cards is as stupid as can be. I guess the show wants to make sure that she can't fight for custody. Also, STFU, Alexis. Trying to protect her grown ass daughter from Sonny's shady practices, all the while serving him a little girl on a silver plate. Nothing good comes from sleeping with Sonny.

Abd are supposed to be her friends to boot.

This whole Ava is broke storyline is insulting to the imagination. Ava never lacked money, never needed money. She may not have Sonny levels of money, but the way they're framing this thing is beyond stupid. And they're making it sound like the custody battle is going to cost in the millions of dollars. And this whole Cassadine business, who the hell is making these decisions? And how can they even name Ace anything with Nikolas still alive? The co-chiefs and the hospital lawyer sure looked like they were trying to railroad Elizabeth there. And they had the body of a very sick patient, unlike Sam and Dex, exhumed to prove a point? I could not give a flying fuck about Valentin, Charlotte or Lulu. Valentin and Lulu should bury the hatchet (in each others' back) be a family with Charlotte off screen.

So FV is going to hold the show hostage on the off chance that CD who sounds like he's burnt out and living far from his family might return. That's exactly how you conduct business.

I'm fine with Emma being a bit bratty. Her parents are overachievers. Her grandparents spies. She has a lot to live up to and maybe she's going through a rebellion of sorts. Just don't turn her into Kristina.

Some of this stuff is so unexciting. Sidwell, no thanks. BLQ has no clue Gio is her son. Michael still needs to have his diaper changed. There are no words for Drew/Willow or the weepy siblings.