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Um, yes I will most definitely sit this out. But good for you.

There needs to be a new term for when a show features a repetitive and tiring person and people stop caring about her and start disliking the show, and I think "jumping the Ashley" is it. Come on, enough already, Show. She has become totally unlikeable and beyond redemption. Go away, Ashley. My Wells love is taking a dive too. But good move sending Caila and Jared off into the ocean mists.

I have a lot of catching up to do with Netflix and Acorn TV series--thanks Show for freeing up some time for these! PS: I love your username!

I'm so out I'm not even interested in reading recaps or commentary of the next season.

I'm out.

I think we know now why Ashley is still a virgin-what guy could put up with her delusional version of love long enough to sleep with her? Caila's as passive aggressive as Jared--they belong together. And yes she would have been a horrible Bachelorette. Sarah is going to be so pissed that there was one rose for four women--okay, three women since the twins equal one woman--okay, only two women have to go home--okay, only one woman actually has to go home and it's you, Sarah. It's BIP math! Those three new guys seem like the most normal in a real-world kind of way guys on this season, and cute, too. Andi sure had a great bunch of bachelors. The twins and Daniel--once again, I lve them and seethem as a reality sitcom waiting to happen. Come on, Show!

I cannot scrub from my mind the episode of Nick groping Kaitlyn and practically licking her to seduce her horny ass on that awful softcore porn episode of her season. Ditto with Andi and the "fiancee" stuff he felt compelled to hint at to America on her ATFR. Now ditto Jen on BIP. I prefer not to see him rinse and repeat as the Bachelor with two dozen women all there for him, but maybe I'm the weird one. But yeah, ick, for me. I wouldn't watch it.

With HD screens some people without flawless skin (in their own opinion) aren't comfortable being filmed without full battle makeup all the time. And possibly Caila is wearing as much foundation as anyone else but uses it differently, but I've noticed when the women very infrequently are caught barefaced and without the eye stuff, they all really are natural beauties for the most part. Except for Carly's eyebrows and Amanda's inflexible forehead.

I can't believe Nick is seriously being considered. Ick.

I cannot get over Daniel. We left him in the Bachelorette as Chad's dumb second banana who was just weird, and holy moly guacamole (bow toward Mexico), he comes on this episode tonight and builds on the massive charm and hilarity he's shown on BIP. Flashes of completely original and crazy smart comic brilliance. Hell yes I want a series featuring him (and the twins). Get on it, Show!!!

Dear Jared, grow a pair and dump Ashley for real, irrevocably, once and for all. Quit keeping her as your spare, in-case-of-emergency future girfriend. Dear Ashley, grow a pair and dump Jared etc. He is just not into you and never will be. Plus you are so far above him in every way--you would be bored senseless if you really caught him.

Yes, the MML household considers the twins to be leggy gorgeous young women--alone each would draw attention and together they probably could stop traffic. Caila is sort of cute. The twins at least are funny, too, while we see no real personality on Caila's part (of course the editing monkeys have a hand in this, but she just is smiling and tossing her hair all the time). Jared, who is sort of passive aggressive, and she will have the most boring relationship ever. According to the MML viewers, anyway.

Alcohol overdose is a medical issue all on its own. And yet Evan's coparty-er Carly wasn't at all drunk. Evan is the worst actor in the world. He couldn't stop laughing after his dramatic scene.

On BIP I think Jubilee was totally riffing on Chad's meat gorging--she was just imitating how he shoveled those coldcuts down. I thought she was hilarious.

Yes. She is also very polished in a live situation and moved a ton of people through the hour without ever losing control of the show, allowing overtalking, etc. Snarky or sweet, that is an amazing talent and I was impressed by her. She was pretty much an equal-opportunity snark, too.

Yeah, I'm going to bet Amanda's toddlers were staying with their daddy and his parents while she went on these shows to find her true love (pretty sure that's where they were for The Bachelor filming, at least). But never mind, mommy found them a rich stepdaddy!

I think this whole summer show is just a fun interlude for the participants, the producers, and us--the "find true love" aspect really isn't in play like we try to believe with the regular series, and it's also fun that no one is expected to be part of the regular series. So if Josh plays Nick against Amanda or Nick plays Amanda against Leah, I'm laughing just like the producers hoped I would. I admit I'm 100 percent #teamjorge

See, I think the karma of Nick having done to Leah what Josh did to him is being lost here. Leah got pretty unsympathetic treatment, but she invites Nick on a date, they make out, she feels he's her guy, but then boom, Nick gets a date card and invites Amanda out on a date--no advance notice to Leah that he's not into her. So Nick and Amanda were all lovey dovey making out in front of Leah but no one feels bad for Leah. Now that Nick is getting a taste of that medicine, I'm not feeling bad for him. Geez, it's just like high school back in the day.

I think they put Sean on as cohost to be a physical presence in case Chad started acting up, which he probably did during the breaks as they tried to escort him off late in the show. I don't understand the Diablo Cody presence, but the main host actually did a pretty good job of moving things along.

I call 100 percent producer shenanigans on Evan deciding to hit on Amanda. Oh look, two plates with grilled lobsters magically appear on this table! How did Daniel steal my heart!!! More please. Sarah, be kind to him. Josh and Amanda must have the deadliest, most boring talking heads if we are being shown only the liplocks. Too pathetic. Get a room, you two. Carly Eyebrows continues to be so full of herself--and she reminded us when she had to tell Brandon that her brother was on the Bachelorette with him that she rode into her spot in this franchise on her brother's coattails. Yet she can make fun of Evan. Yeah you're cool, keep thinking that.

I have to say I was just thinking that I would pay to see a reality show based on the adventures of these three, much more so than Ben and Lauren. They are really funny together. The one twin's (let's just call her Hamily) lesson in how to get a guy to pay attention to you in bed was comedy gold on so many levels. They can set the show in Vegas where the twins live--Daniel in Vegas would be hysterical.

This episode was hilarious. Well played, Show! Did Grant eat Lace's upper lip?

I don't think Jordan has to prove something. To whom? Why? So I take it as sweet.

I thought this exact same thing. I also thought his behavior toward the other guys and treatment of the production staff on The Bachelorette must have been so much worse than what we were shown. He could not have been portrayed less attractively than passed out and snoring like a buzzsaw, and apparently soiling/peeing on himself. Show couldn't make up his actions--he really did those hurtful things we saw and what Chris Harrison confronted him with. I could be wrong and often am, for some reason I think he called Lace the C word (a very short interchange in a doorway where she was offended and he said he meant it in the good way). I agree with above posters that Lace should have been sent home too. She was physically pushing him and smacking him--a guy doing what she was doing would be considered abusive. But the next morning she's an angel. Please. i forgot how annoying I find know-it-all opinionated Carly Eyebrows. She can go home anytime.

That Charlie O'Connell guy was the Bachelor, right? His brother is famous.