South

Nick said that Danielle “looks like some character out of mythology or something like that”. Where was his command of the English language? His vast and deep knowledge of the mythologies of the world’s peoples?

Kenyatta, the officiant is an advisor to the Davis family. Wtf? That was a weird walk down the aisle. They are flaky as all get-out, but dang, they are a happy bunch, and they seem to get one another. I’d still love to live across the street from them.

I’m watching a second time. I told myself that I needed to watch a particular segment so that I could answer a question posed to me. Observations: I’m now not convinced that Bert scammed them in total. Maybe she didn’t need to ask for or accept the final installment, but I’m not certain she was on the take, simply because of facial expressions she made at their ‘no kiss friends’ dinner. It was so subtle, I don’t know that it could be faked. I think she will be back. Annnnd, about the ratty-ass Chacos… I did spy three pairs of fancy schmancy womens dress shoes lined up in the brides suite. So maybe she switched to the sandals for dancing. But really, Danielle, Chacos?

Partner South asked me who she (April) was. With her hair styled like that, it took me a hot minute to answer. Of course he asked while not watching.

You know he would. At a certain point, there would be a driving rain as he pulled the collar of his ridiculous cowboy shirt tighter to ward off the cruel, wet beating of the Brazilian shower. Hell, I reckon I’d watch it.

I was thinking the same thing. I can just see it, the wandering through labyrinthine streets, showing her photo to townies, only to see the sad shaking of heads. The taxi rides to addresses scribbled on scraps of wadded pieces of paper. Phoning and phoning, to no avail. Straight to voice mail. Ick “I’m going to find her. I need to hear it from her lips. She owes it to me to explain her change of heart”. Blah blah blah. We’ve heard it from so many others. But I’m down to see it again!

You’re probably right. Thus her performative breakdown. “Can you see how much I wanted this for you, Us, you, uuu, well crap.”

I was more than a little stunned when he dropped the ball while trying to describe how beautiful Danielle looked on everybody’s special day. I think he may have been reaching for Diana or Venus or maybe a Rubenesqe maiden. But he flubbed. Back to the books. While the extended circus gathered in the kitchen, it appeared that he reached for and held on to the neck of a large liquor bottle. No shit! That was close!

CAAAAAKE

A beacon in the storm of empty pockets.

Not area, asea

RED FLAGS!!!! Partner South just chimed in, which is amazing since he doesn’t watch. He said “at least our guy Nick keeps it local and doesn’t go area for exotica”. I should have bought him a slice of cake after all. Ohhhh Dddd is gonna push for remarriage!!!

They got Nicks super-bad suit and a community eyeshadow palette. Swank.

That’s a perfect song. Brings back memories of being itty bitty with my all-time best friend.

Oh please let Nick finish with “Endless Love”

I just know they are together, less than a mile away, at the pub.

Let’s control our tears, friends, the ceremony has begun

They are influencers now. Next seasons new show? Keeping up with the Davises.

I heard God say that. Anyone else? I may also have heard God say that Ick needs to put 75% of his assets into Dddds name.

The line is forming around the block.

I’d be polite and congratulatory and dance the night away, but my internal facial expression!!!!!??

You were going to steam your vaginas, and have pillow fights in lingerie in this room. God knows he had the time to fully research the matter.

For sure. That was some good thinking. Oh, Lordy, please don’t let Bert screw us over with a conciliatory phone call in the final moments tonight. “Oh, husband and sister, I’ve come to my senses. I saw the photo of that pathetic kiss, and realize that only I will be the one to make my king snot all over himself. Please send money. Love love love, Bert, your manipulative betrothed. And how long have these clowns been wooing her?

Are the bouquets cauliflower?

Hilarious!