CoppersMom2021

NEVER EVER pass on the inspection! I really wish these agents would stop suggesting that option because "homes are going fast". You know what else will go fast? Your money when you get in and discover all the problems an inspection would've informed you of before the sale.

As someone familiar with the area, I knew the Baton Rouge couple (with the blogger *never heard of her or her mom btw*) would choose the Prairieville house. People move there out of the city to get a little more bang for your buck and visually have the “we made it” feel. Which is EXACTLY the area she would go for to keep up her “brand” “image” or whatever she called it.

I wonder how many of those toys he’s going to have to give up once they have kids.

Whichever producer has decided “haunted houses with ghosts” or houses that “remind me of my childhood home” are the best storylines for this season, needs to be removed immediately. I’d rather hear “historical” or “for entertaining” every 2 seconds than here those statements ever again

As soon as she said "I grew up in a blue house" I knew which one they were picking.

She looked like an extra for that Netflix show Glow

Chincoteague Island: 11 people in an 1000 sqft house? Not worth it just because its “on island”. I would leave the island if I had to stay there with 10 other people. I am surprised (but glad b/c of sqftage) they chose house 2 (fixer upper) after Alana’s husband “Abner” supposedly said he didnt want projects and she mentioned that every chance she got. Then He came on screen and was like “Oh this is fine we can fix this.” Executive assistance to a President of a college

Noella needs therapy. Each episode she goes thru some sort of 5 stages of grief type of behavior. This episode was “Denial”. Acted very elitist and as if this “poor little rich girl” portion of her life is just temporary and she’ll be back on her private jet in no time. Teddy…I mean, Jen, why are you here? Your husband Ryan/Ryne would make a better housewife than you at this point.

“It just doesnt have that Venezuelan charm”… every house does not have aspects that scream “HI I WAS BUILT IN _____! CANT YOU TELL?” You can bring in “charm” by shopping local businesses and learning more about the culture.

Yeah I actually didnt feel as much rage with them as I usually do LOL I wish that I could see what they do to it; although the paint samples they had were slightly white & darker white on an already white wall.

Episode 3 S210: Party House in Houston The husband thats an interior designer (decorator) complaining about projects almost made me yell at my tv. That is literally your job to design the inside of your home! And if he said “Its like the house I hrew up in in Venezuela” one more time🙄. I wish the producers would retire this schtick.

It was giving “Intro to Fashion Design final project” vibes

Atlanta- “Debt Free” couple I would love a “Where are they now?” Episode in about a year to see how many of those online video tutorial projects have been completed by the husband and how much debt they are in after an entire house renovation.

The “cage” comment sent me over the edge. Do these people not research the areas theyre moving to? The screens are to protect you from the elements so you can enjoy a personal pool & outdoor space. Ive never lived in Florida and I know that!

“Im gonna walk off with a lot of dramatics and go straight to the bathroom of a stranger’s home that I’m pretending to be interested in buying. Please blame it on me having a baby a year ago and being stressed about the home-buying process even though Im already under contract”

The woman’s voice annoyed me in the preview and I KNEW it would make watching this episode difficult…and she did not disappoint.

Found Jeremy’s IG page. He responded to a comment that they are planning to stay there for 3-5 years and he’s loving the opportunities in the Netherlands. So they must be doing well.

“Every house Ive been in comes with a backsplash”. Well, laddie da! Thats not the case in every home on the market. She just said a lot that annoyed me but I also wish they didnt mention the deceased fiance every few minutes. The host saying it after commercial breaks, her saying she doesnt want to do renovations because of that... it was too much.

There are real people out there just like those strippers. They are fueled by the desire for money so much that it clouds their judgment. Smh

I was just annoyed with the buyer saying “Im Italian so I like to cook.... Im Italian so I like red roofs...” Just say I like these things.

definitely has some issues that therapy would fix more than a brand new house. I was amazed that she considered a house that meant a 3 hour total commute to/from work when all she talked about was spending time with her daughter. And the fourth bedroom for a child she doesnt have yet? Girl... I love that he kept telling her she was gonna be house poor! I said that during my house hunt b/c I refused to have a house but nothing in it b/c all my money went toward a mortgage

Im always amazed by people that dont have a consistent source of income. Im always worried theyre not going to have these homes as long as they expect.

I knew when the song “Collide” started playing when Spence and Olivia were in the car that there would be an accident. And thats on top of her looking at Spence for what felt like a solid minute instead of the road.

Re-watching season 138. On the Burbs to Bangkok episode with the Austin couple that lived in a gated community where everyone had “nice houses, nice cars, etc.” and they were ready for something different. The wife is a total American nightmare in a foreign country. “This kitchen isnt Westernized”. “This isnt what Im used to in America.” “Its so loud” (as she stands in the city center). I have rolled my eyes so many times.