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Wizardpatch

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  1. The perp was hilariously rapey at the flower warehouse/store. I was waiting for him to lick his lips and thrust his pelvis at Rollins as they finalized the delivery time. Talk about not being subtle!
  2. Dumbest "heroes" ever. I am sure Nica will kill 80 year old John Waters but she should leave the three idiots as dolls so they can do less harm. Also, why did evil fixer guy want to blow up the White House?
  3. I think the mom was sexting the guy so he would invite her to his motel for sex and she could kill him (she thought the trial was going badly at this point).
  4. To be fair, Harris seems like a lost cause at this point. She almost married a weirdo and was kinda happy that some even worse guy got her pregnant.
  5. DON'T BREAK THE CIRCLE! The people who broke the circle early were the ones who didn't get electrocuted Was this deliberate to show that the medium vastly underestimated Chucky's power and had little actual knowledge of the spirit realm? Nothing even happened after they broke contact. Also, what was the point of showing the body double trying to escape drowning and then not let him survive?
  6. President screams for 30 seconds and no Secret Service comes in? Yeah, yeah, just a tv show, I know.
  7. This guy wasn't a Ted Bundy! So ridiculous that they gave him "powers" over stupid lonely women.
  8. Lennie Briscoe would have made a crack about an agorophobic living in New York.
  9. It would have been great if Dan had said something about his old guy friends having moved away, died or abducted by aliens (Tom Arnold).
  10. I feel like the series finale is going to give Darlene a better job (or maybe have her win the lottery lol) in order to make up for all the sacrificing she is doing.
  11. They should have added something like "this 90s TV daughter was well known for her rebel attitude and alienation from her family".
  12. I lost track of all the crimes going on. Did the Asian kid do anything illegal or wrong besides associating with the two rapey white guys?
  13. The school’s parents probably danced to ABBA and those other songs at their own middle school dances. It is vastly more likely they would object to stuff from at least the last twenty years.
  14. Did the drug smuggler's baby mama want the cops to arrest her boyfriend? Because she was talking so badly about him and how he may be in cahoots with George. I thought she was overall ok being with him but that was taking shit-talking too far.
  15. Apparently, the only business that's booming in Lanford is Veternary Medicine. Jackie is all ready to abandon the place she spent so long whining about losing. Why doesn't she just work as her husband's secretary/assistant?
  16. I kept expecting the doctor to be into some weird sick shit, like underage, toilet camera porn or something. But he just wanted a guy to be friends with.
  17. I couldn't help wishing that an old school Law and Order character like Mike Logan or Stabler pre-2005 had been at the police station to give some flash mob dorks a good beating.
  18. If there are frigging official Voodoo doctors operating almost openly in America, I am pretty sure the government knows that it's real. It shouldn't be that hard to tell President that his sons doll is possessed. Of course, if that were true, they would have taken Chucky seriously years ago.
  19. I like how this President and his advisors are so concerned about optics but don't see a problem letting his son carry around a doll that has been associated with like a hundred murders by this point. There is even a fictional killer doll movie franchise in this universe based on that same doll!
  20. I'm surprised no one is talking about the ridiculousness of Colin the "no homo" character witness. He is ready to announce to the world that he had sex with a guy, but he admits to perjury to the first dude who asks about it in the courthouse bathroom?
  21. At best, Becky might have become a nurse or paralegal. She never seemed that interested in science enough to pursue med school.
  22. I have no problem believing that Roseanne during her years working at the diner and raising DJ and Darlene would have been too tired to take computer classes. And she wouldn't have seen the need to after she bought the Lunchbox. It's just too bad she didn't try to get more education after the restaurant went out of business sometime in the last twenty years.
  23. Exactly! That is how they should have introduced Darlene in the first season of the revival. Just say that David became even more clingy after his brother died. He wouldn't give Darlene her space, maybe one of them cheated etc. Making him a deadbeat dad just ruins so much of what we knew about him.
  24. Is there a reason that they are ignoring the whole sex aspect of being in a cult. I mean, that is almost always what motivates these cult leaders, right? Is that too yucky even for cable tv?
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